Airy, Airy, Au Contraire

my absolute favorite thing about lost is that it is genuinely, unironically, about the friends we made along the way

The throne of no flesh (see previous rb)

I know it means “the throne of flesh” but the Throne of Chair sounds pretty funny

Item: Pigeon Shoes; a cheaper version of Flying Shoes that occasionally get distracted by bread crumbs

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

I danced today, not out of cruelty as they will assume, but out of sheer delighted relief that he will no longer harm me. I grieved while he was living. I have no more to give.