Dartainian

DISCLAIMER: I am well aware that Jaune’s armor is incorrect, it just so happens that the only other time I drew him was technically a volume 4 comic but RIGHT before he actually got his new armor. I usually use my own comics as refs when possible because I tend to slightly modify colors here and there so it’s easier. I also only realized during coloring so it was a bit too late

Anyhoo, I could only think of this during this part in Volume 4 - if Ruby or Jaune had to fight ASAP wouldn’t they have to just                            drop Qrow super fast

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Jaune: Naw shit… Ruby's drinking again.

Yang: What?! She's too young tooo... Eh?

Ruby:

Jaune: Yeah. Can you take that away from her?

Yang: It's just orange soda, what's the harm?

Jaune: It's half, and half. Half soda, half vodka.

Yang: WHAT?!

Jaune: I'm scared, she gets frisky when she's drunk. 

Neo: ...

Jaune: ...

Neo: ...

Jaune: ...please tell me you aren't THAT into this...

Neo: ...

Neo:

Ren(raising a brow at his friend and leader): Um…

Ruby(blushing as she continues to hang from his arm): …

Ren: Does she even weigh anything to you?

Jaune(shaking his head with a smirk): Nah, it’s like holding a capable of grapes.

Jaune: …

Jaune: Ruby! Get out of the water!

Ruby: (Bubbles!)

Jaune: Ruby! Get out!

Ruby: (Aggressive bubbles!)

Jaune: Get out before I dump Crescent Rose in a jar of peanut butter!

(Splash!)

Ruby: You wouldn't dare?!

Jaune: Care to find out?!

~~~

Ruby: And, that's how you were born!

Summer: …

Summer: Dad?! That's not how it happened… R-Right…?

Jaune: No, The Lady of the Lake did not offer you to us as it did with the light machine gun, Excal.

Summer: Then how did it happen?

Jaune: Sunnie, I told you about the bird, and the bees. Do you seriously want to know about how it happened to you?

Summer: N-No…

Weiss:Can’t. I have to do laundry today.

Yang:Isn’t Jaune off work today? Have him do it.

Weiss:Nah. If I ask, he’ll send a picture of the sheets with circled parts then say, “this you?”

Your worst enemy is your best friend

He made an enemy by messing with the cookies. 🍪

Weiss:*shoulder length* That’s what happens when you’re in a kingdom crisis for months. Thinking about growing it back out. Your father and brother all have shaggy hair now.

Summer:Maybe I should cut mine then. A fresh new start.

Weiss:Just as long as it’s not a weird bob.

Blake:*upstairs* Haaaaaaaateeeerrr!!!

Summer:Did I learn something just now.

Weiss:*shows old photo.

Summer:Ew.

Yang:Yall talking bad about my wife!?

Summer:Why are yo in a burlap sack?

Weiss:Hahahahaha! *covers mouth*

Veronica:*walks in*…

Summer:Here to defend your parents?

Veronica:No. It’s just rude to agree in front of them.

Summer:Maybe I won’t touch my hair.

Weiss:Our greatest strength is we will look the best in anyone’s style. I got a bob once and Blake grew her out immediately.

Blake:That is not the reason! I just missed the long hair!

Ruby:…..

Jaune:*removes shirt*

Ruby:……

Jaune:*rubs happy trail*

Ruby: RAWRRAWRRAWRRAWR! RAAAAAAWWWRRRR! AWOOOOH!

Ruby:Siiiiiiiiigh.

Yang:What’s wrong?

Ruby:Younger me would be so disappointed. Weren’t supposed care about boys or mushy stuff. Just swords.

Yang:Younger you also wanted to be six foot, so what’s one more disappointment?

Ruby:….*looks at Yang*

Yang:….Hey now, I didn’t set these goals.

Ruby:That doesn’t make your pep talks better.

Extra!

Ruby: *Pouts* I do cool stuff like that all the time though...

Weiss: *Huffs* Just ignore her, all she's doing is being a show off.

Blake: *Rolls eyes* Easier said than done when she's always being so extra.

Yang: *Tsks* Yeah, that and VB really needs to tone it down, 'cause this crap's getting on my nerves.

Oscar: *Nods* I mean yeah, sure, it's a bit much, but on the bright side she's trying to be nicer to all of us.

Nora: *Applauds* NEO! NEO! DO A TRIPLE BACKFLIP NEXT TIME!

Ruby: Jaune, where do babies come from?

Jaune: That's easy, when two people fall in love…

Ruby: I'm sorry, I'm a visual learner by the way.

Jaune: What... what do you mean?

Ruby: I'm a visual learner

Jaune: Is just you an me. There's nobody here.

Ruby: *Locks the door* I'm a visual learner~💕

Jaune: Thanks. I feel cute when we're together.

Terra: Listen... Saph and I have been talking about... Well, worst case scenarios, and... And we feel if the worst happens and Saph and I are gone, we want you to take care of Adrian.

Jaune: ...Me? Are- Are you sure?

Saphron: We wouldn't ask if we weren't. You can say no if you don't want to-

Jaune: No, no, it's- It's fine. I... I'll do it. But only if it's the worst case scenario. Not that I'm expecting it or-

Saphron: We get it, Jaune. And... you should probably bring it up to them, too. Wouldn't want to surprise them after the worst happens, right?

Jaune: Yeah, I'll tell them.

Terra: I wonder, though... If it does happen, how do you think Adrian will grow up with you taking care of him?

Saphron:....um, Neo? You've been staring at us like that for the past few minutes?

Jaune: Neo? *nudging her*

Neo: *immediately shattering out of that form to hug Saphron and Terra tight, her eyes red from bawling*

Terra: Oh! Uh...

Neo: "I'm so glad you boTh TRusT us ThaT much. I sweaR ThaT i'll NeveR leT aNyoNe haRm a haiR oN his head"

Saphron: Oh, Neo, you don't have to-

Neo: "you all aRe The oNly family i have. i'll have To be dead To geT him pRied fRom me."

Jaune: Neo....*hugs her close*

Jaune: Yeah, I get you. My sister went through the same thing. She can’t find a girlfriend either…

Ilia: 😲

Jaune: Good thing she has her wife!

SELF-SACRIFICING: 💯 , SELF-PRESERVATION: 0️⃣

It reminded me of them:

Yang: Dating isnt a simple thing.

Ruby: Seems pretty simple to me.

Yang: Oh yeah?

Ruby: *giggles* "See? Simple."