Love, Joy, Humor, and... Something.

Help him -- There's a Twitter game going on and I made this in response to this lmao -- Do not repost

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Are desert illusions actually real? Cause Neo's sure are!

OH MY GOD

That is a monster (respectful) If it was a lizard it would be a dragon.

They can be bigger than the biggest grizzly bears. They are about the size of a horse, just without the stilt legs. And their faces are hiding teeth like this (sorry it's kind of gross but it shows the teeth best)

Here's a leopard seal skull next to a horse skull

they can get as big as 12 feet and can weigh like 1,200 pounds. They can swim 35 miles an hour and eat only meat - regularly eating giant penguins that weigh more than 100 pounds each, and anything else they feel like they can kill. And they're pretty smart. Only an Orca is a more dangerous hunter in arctic waters, and even they usually leave a leopard seal alone.

This was a childrens movie!

I mean I was right; they are the scariest things on the planet. Actual, living monsters...I just didn't need to experience that fear so intensely as an 8 year old living in the Midwest. And even though I'm a full grown adult now who still lives nowhere near any ocean, I would say my crippling fear of leopard seals is still 100% rational.

Drawing a character for every day of Pride, 2026 edition

These are the characters who currently have my brain in a chokehold. What does this say about me?

And now this asshole decided to make his way into my collection of blorbos. Somebody help me! I'm running out of room in my brain!

Jaune: Hey Fiona how's it going?