Welcome to my blog! If you found this, it's likely because we share a common interest. What interest? Probably RWBY, if not something else.
I post mostly RWBY incorrect quotes from various, usually obscure, references.
But I also take requests for fics, prompts, and other various asks. You have questions, I probably have an answer! Maybe...
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Never have I ever imagined I'd be adding "shortstack obliterating my pelvis while singing a damn Lion King song" to my kink list, but here we are gentlemen.
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Jessica Cruz x Jaune Arc? I could see that. Though, I was making a joke about how they're pretty much Lancaster by another, similar to how Diet Double Dew is just Mountain Dew.
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Jaune: Well, I better get going. It's Ruby's birthday, which means I need to stockpile a lot more candy before she shows up. If I wait too long, I'll have so much candy left over that it'll all go straight to my fat butt.
Jaune: (Turns, Stomps away)
Ruby: Gawdam, he's carrying the weight of those buttcheeks?! It's no wonder he has the slowest speed of every RWBY character ever!
Sun: Hey, Jaune~! Nice booty-cheeks you got there~!
Mercury: Hey, Jaune! Do you and your butt- I mean, do you wanna come over to my house and hang out?
Yatsuhashi: Good morning, Jaune. You have a really big butt. You wanna go to RWBY Olive Garden and share a tray of RWBY Neverending Breadsticks?
Jaune: I do not. Good day.
Yatsuhashi: Aw, c'mon~! You must be so tired after carrying that thing around all day~. Why not relax... by sitting it down next to me~?
Jaune: I SAID NO! GOOD DAY TO YOU!
Jaune: (Enters house, Slides to floor, Curls) Will I ever have friends in my life who care about me for reasons other than the fact that I am carrying a whole entire bakery? It's just like that time at the movies last week.
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Jaune: Hey, uh... Are you sure nobody else wants to sit up front with me? It's kinda lonely up here...
Ruby: Oh, no, Ruby, we're all perfectly fine watching your fat butt- I mean- I mean, the movie! Thanks, though!
Jaune: (Entire RWBY cast staring at his ass)
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Jaune: Or that time at the park, which was also last week.
Ruby: So, I hear it's just you and Ren on patrol again tonight. What's that about? You two some kinda butt-buddies or something?
Jaune: Ah, Ren... Y'see, it wasn't always just the two of us. Back in the day, Team JNPR had just about everyone we could on patrol with us.
Jaune: One night, during a patrol, I told everyone to watch my six. What they must have heard, though, was watch my big, bouncing buttcheeks. Ren was the only hunter that night who did his fucking job, walking proudly by my side instead of staring at the goods behind me.
Jaune: Thanks to him controlling his lustful desires around me, we managed to keep the amount of accidents as low as nine that night. If Ren got distracted, we could have incidents in the double digits, which would have been crazy as hell.
Jaune: I had to kick all of my friends out of the patrol cycle after that. The only one who stayed... was Ren.
Weiss: You killed the Grimm by sitting on it with your massive caked-up dumptruck fat ass~!
Ren: Do you hear that, Jaune? They're all cheering for you.
Jaune: No... They aren't... They're all cheering for my butt... Like always...
Ren: No, Jaune, don't you see? You're the one who put your pooper to work. Your buttcheeks might make up 95% of your total body weight, but it's still only a part of you.
Jaune: ...Y'know what? You're right! I am carrying the largest bakery in Beacon on my backside and that is something I should be proud of, DAMMIT~! NOBODY ELSE CAN SAY THAT~!
Jaune: I don't just sit all day. The calories and nutrients I absorb from your macaroni salad go straight to my brain and fat butt and THAT's what I use to drive my search and get results!
Blake: You know the rules, Ruby; whoever gets Cinder her favorite gift of the evening gets spanked in front of everyone, humiliating them because they all wish it was them getting spanked.
Yang: Pretty sure it's rigged, though, since Cinder picks Jaune every year for some reason. Doesn't mean we're going to stop trying.
Jaune: None of you need to be jealous. We all put thoughts and cares into choosing our gifts, and Cinder picks the winner fair and square. I'm sure me winning 13 years in a row, meaning I haven't lost once, has anything to do with me having the fattest ass cheeks of every RWBY character to have ever existed.
Guess how much of the cinnamon on the average store shelf was made of actual cinnamon bark before regulations? Go on, guess.
0%
You read that right. The entire shaker of cinnamon was usually ground up bricks before government regulations. Anyone who tells you regulations are bad is trying to do today's equivalent of selling you brick dust while calling it cinnamon.
i could joke about people missing the subtext in previous episodes, but i appreciate the fans who went from not believing in transfem jax to immediately incorporating it into their fanart/AUs/whatever. no arguments, no bullshit, just
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