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Confession #1231
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"DID YOU KNOW THIS PERSON DRAWS PORN I AM CLUTCHING MY PEARLS" cool i am blocking you
Them: "I can't believe this artist draws porn!" Me:
Porn bots spreading Yeehaw Nazi rhetoric? Report. Fuck âem.
Someone who actually draws their own erotic scenes? An actual person who developed a skill and an important part of the tumblr biome.
been hearing it again since the news dropped
Me when i see anything about ''Fixing Rwby'''
Pyrrha: You know, Jaune, I'm happy I'm with you.
Jaune: Aw! Pyrrha! I'm happy I'm with you too! It's great we're friends!
Pyrrha: ... Yep!
Everybody else at beacon: IF YOU AIN'T GONNA PLAY, PASS THE FUCKIN' BALL!
You're about to see a bunch of Americans who are going to act like they never cared about the world cup anyway tonight
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Pyrrha: You know, Jaune, I'm happy I'm with you.
Jaune: Aw! Pyrrha! I'm happy I'm with you too! It's great we're friends!
Pyrrha: ... Yep!
Everybody else at beacon: IF YOU AIN'T GONNA PLAY, PASS THE FUCKIN' BALL!
There are no ducks in this post.
Jaune: I love Pyrrhaâs beefy legs! đĽ°
Weiss: And I love Pyrrhaâs beefy chest/arms! đĽ°
Jaune/Weiss: Together we can love all of Pyrrha at once! đđđ
Pyrrha: *covered in hickeys and lipstick marks all over her body* đľâđŤ
SuperWoman AU part 2
(Pyrrha decides to visit her parents)
Pyrrha, walking inside: Hello? Ma? Pa?
Mama Nikos rushing in from the kitchen: Oh is that my baby girl?!
Pyrrha, smiling: Hey Ma.
Mama Nikos, hugging Pyrrha: It's been so long since the last time you've visited. I thought you forgot about us!
Pyrrha: Ma, I flew here last week, remember?
Mama Nikos: That's still too long for me, missy! I'm still not used to you being gone. You need to visit more often.
Pyrrha: I'm sorry, I've just been pretty busy at the office and saving the city is all.
Mama Nikos: Well I'm just glad you're back for now. Come in, already. You probably haven't had a nice home made meal since the last time you visited. You really need to learn how to cook. That garbage food in the city ain't no good for you. I'm worry sick about you.
Pyrrha, chuckling: You said this last time I visited.
We're popping the biggest bottles when Pyrrha and Penny return in RWBY Volume 10, right guys?
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RIGHT GUYS?!
Blake: Hey, how long is the drive to Miss Goodwitchâs lake house?
Weiss: About four hours. Why?
Blake: I want to time my edible so it kicks in about when we get there.
Blake: âŚchill out, narc! I have a prescription for anxiety!
Weiss: Itâs just a road trip with our friends to a lake house, whatâs to be anxious about?
Blake: Right, because thereâs never any drama when we all go on trips together. Iâll just go ahead and take one of these right now.
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Blake: *leaning against a support beam* âŚaaaahahahaaaâŚ.! đ
Ren: What the-?!? How long have you been there?!
Blake: *hugging the beam for support* Oh, I have no ideaâŚ! đ¤¤

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Really insane that in America a US senator such as Mitch McConnell can just disappear and nobody would even notice until someone brings up that he has been in the hospital for the past month and we don't even have proof he's even alive
In America you could be 83 years old, senile and possibly dead and you could still stay in office
Itâs not even the first time this has happened. Iirc, a congresswoman couldnât be located for a vote and it turned out she was in a memory care facility in Texas despite still holding her seat.
That one guy just came back after what wasn't like 5 months and stated I had depression so I took time off from not doing my job.
I was like it must be nice buddy to take half the year off of not going to bat for your constituents and still having a job after that. There's not a single company in the United States that would allow that.
Pyrrha: *walking downstairs in Arkos house* đĽą
Pyrrha: *sniffs the air* âŚmmâŚ? Is that the Arc family breakfast special cooked just the way I like itâŚ? đ¤¤
Pyrrha: *slowly makes her way to the kitchen to see a familiar head of blonde hair in an apron hard at work making breakfast* đ
Pyrrha: *slides off her bathrobe and presses herself against her blonde chefâs back while wrapping her hands around* MmmâŚ! Good morning, beloved~! Care for more of what I gave you last night before breakfastâŚ? đ
Pyrrha: *feels two large, soft mounds in her hands* âŚwaitâŚ
Jaune: *walking out of the bathroom* âŚnnnâŚgâmorning, PyrâŚMy momâs flight got in late last night, so I set her up in the guest bedroom. đĽą
Pyrrha: B-b-b-but if youâre THERE, t-t-then who-?!?! đ¨
Mama Arc: *stirring eggs* âŚPyrrha, dear, I know they do things differently in Argus, but could you please stop groping your mother-in-law and put on a bathrobe? đ
Pyrrha: *drops to the floor in mortification* đľ
Pyrrha: *arm in a sling after narrowly escaping death in Beacon Tower* âŚokay, thatâs enough for tonight!
Jaune: *lowers his sword and wipes his forehead* Wait, reallyâŚ? Iâm sure I can go a bit longer, Pyr!
Pyrrha: Ah-ah-ah, mister! Regular rest is a critical part of training, and overtraining to exhaustion will hold you back no matter how hard you push!
Ren: âŚwell, I for one think that sleep sounds-
Pyrrha: Not until you finish your food! You need calories and nutrients to fuel muscle growth! And Nora, donât try to hide your vegetables and load up on sugar, Iâll be watching!
Ren/Nora: đ
Ruby: âŚwas Pyrrha like this back at BeaconâŚ?
Ren: Only with Jaune. This âwhole team personal trainerâ thing is new.
Nora: Ever since the doctors put her on extended rest, we think sheâs training vicariously through the rest of us.
Ruby: Well, since Iâm not officially part of your team-
Pyrrha: Ruby, why donât you join Jaune for post-workout stretches!
Jaune: *upside-down and straining* đ
Ruby: âŚuh-oh⌠đ¨
Jaune: Alright! I'm done! Maybe the exams just aren't for me! 's time for my animal crackers! :D
Ruby: oooo Animal crackers, I want to see if there are any penguins.
Jaune: Hands off the penguins. Those are mine. >:|
Seeing people I know and like using AI is making me understand the protagonists of those old time sci fi dystopia's.
"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"
You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.
"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"
The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.
"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."
Youdidn'twriteit.Youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.
People who call themselves "writers" after plugging in a few AI prompts need to beer beaten with spiked sticks.
Yes. Beat them with beer cans like a real artist!

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Really insane that in America a US senator such as Mitch McConnell can just disappear and nobody would even notice until someone brings up that he has been in the hospital for the past month and we don't even have proof he's even alive
In America you could be 83 years old, senile and possibly dead and you could still stay in office
Itâs not even the first time this has happened. Iirc, a congresswoman couldnât be located for a vote and it turned out she was in a memory care facility in Texas despite still holding her seat.
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Ruby: Weiss, I need you to buy DustTube for me.
Weiss: Surely you can pay for your own subscription.
Ruby: No, the whole company.
Weiss: ...Why?
Ruby: Because I am am four minutes into this video and I've got five different ad breaks.
Weiss: Well, I already own Dusttube. Just buy a VPN.
Ruby: You, the owner of the company, are telling me to steal from the company.
Weiss: Yes. I use a VPN for a great deal of things. I'll send you a link.
Ruby: ... Isn't that the name of your imaginary childhood friend?
Weiss: Yes.
Ruby: And it isn't blocked by DustTube?
Weiss: No, it isn't.
Ruby: ... So ... you made the disease of too many ads, are selling remedy as Premium accounts, and the Vaccine as a VPN ...
Weiss: Of course- Well, hmm, no, I didn't make this virus, I simply propagated it. It's a manufactured inconvenience, not a commodified necessity, so it's not evil, just rude.
Ruby: The VPN Is more expensive!
Weiss: Yes, because it works on more than just DustTube.
Ruby: This is VILE!
Weiss: Perhaps, but it's not illegal. It's not hurting anyone. It's just annoying.
Weiss: You can take a girl out of a capitalist society, but you can't take the capitalistism out of the Girl.