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Confession #1231

Love this!

#rwby #confessed by anonymous #shipping #arkos #reaction to confession 774 #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos

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technofeudalism

lmao how the hell did i miss this at the time. the tacos are hamas. europe is such a magical place.

kakzendingen

Ok so if you are not European I want you to look up 'french tacos' real quick.

#setting aside that only an idiot would seriously think that Hamas was openly selling tacos in France #WHAT THE BALLS IS THIS

howlingday

Ruby: You ever twist the top off of a cream-filled cookie and it's ALL cream on one side?

Jaune: I have, yeah. But then you have to eat the cookie bare without cream.

Ruby: It's like homework in cookie form.

Jaune: ...Actually, now that I think about it, I did see a complete cream disk sans cookies. Like somebody got rid of the cream and kept the cookies.

Ruby: WHAT?! WHAT?!

Jaune: Crazy, right?

Ruby: WHY NOT JUST THROW AWAY A LIVE BABY?!

I’m on Episode 2 of Smoking Behind the Supermarket With You and it feels like some kind of AU fic shipping Roger Smith and R Dorothy Wainwright from Big O.

#not RWBY #seriously just look at them #smoking behind the supermarket with you #big o

cheddar-baby

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

cheddar-baby

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

ghost--bot

heehoothefool

#FUCK ITS BACK

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moistmailman

Life hack

If you ever piss your pants and everyone starts making fun of you then just accuse everyone of being offended snowflakes

superiorsturgeon

The fact that I’ve seen you mention pants-pissing and “triggered/snowflakes” once before makes me suspect you’ve actually seen some right-wing personality or influencer piss themselves.

howlingday

This is the final will and testament of Roman Torchwick. "No one gets anything. I plan to spend it all. In fact, I already did. Fuck off." -Roman Torchwick

pupandruff

drenosa

Standard Sibling Scenario...

Saphron: *Banging on bathroom door* Oi twerp, you on the toilet in there?

Jaune: *Knitting a brown shirt* No, I'm in the kitchen.

Saphron: Oh. Sorry, twerp. *Walks away*

Jaune: Sure thing... Three, two, one...

Saphron: *From the kitchen* Dang it!

Jaune: ...

Saphron: *Back at bathroom door* You tell noone and I'll keep everyone from putting you in a dress for a week.

Jaune: A month.

Saphron: Two weeks, don't push it.

Jaune: Deal, now let me dump a deuce in peace.

Saphron: *Walks away again* Whatever, shitlord.

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superiorsturgeon

Fox: Het ships…

Jaune/Pyrrha: *cuddling* 🥰

Fox: Yuri ships…

Blake/Yang: *making out* 😝

Fox: Yaoi ships…

Oscar/Whitley: *holding hands without protection* 🤝

Fox: I see no difference!

Fox: …because I’m blind. I can’t fucking see shit.

lordcryosrealmoftrash

OP regarding your tag about Fox making Toph level jokes, I'm so pleased to inform you that he does. Fox is canonically the comic relief of Team CFVY. In After The Fall, his humor and personality really shine through. I'm honestly impressed with E.C Meyers ability to write a blind character so well, especially with such a shifting pov in the book between the members of the team, I think I'd have trouble keeping track of Fox not being able to see

porterdavis

If you need to hold your nose, hold your nose!

Vote blue no matter who.

superiorsturgeon

Dems need to come back with candidates who are actually going to fight fascism, then.

And I don’t wanna hear vOtE bLuE nO mAtTeR wHo when a lot of Democrats are more upset that the left wing of their own party is winning primaries than when actual fascists are in power. If y’all can’t handle a DemSoc candidate, then just admit that you want people to do as they’re told and vote for your shitty corporate centrist.

Fox: Het ships…

Jaune/Pyrrha: *cuddling* 🥰

Fox: Yuri ships…

Blake/Yang: *making out* 😝

Fox: Yaoi ships…

Oscar/Whitley: *holding hands without protection* 🤝

Fox: I see no difference!

Fox: …because I’m blind. I can’t fucking see shit.

#rwby #fox alistair #arkos #bumbleby #snowpines #Fox probably makes blind jokes like Toph in ATLA

Ren: *serving the first meal he cooked for Team JNPR* 😌 🍲

Jaune: *carefully tasting* Wow…! This is the kind of meal that I could take out on a date, introduce to my family, and have a long-term relationship with!

Jaune: Just kinda take things slow, you know?

Nora: *scarfing down her helping* Oh my gods, I want this food to impregnate me! 🤤

Pyrrha: …it’s as if an angel descended from heaven, landed in the kitchen…

Pyrrha: …and then Ren killed it and stewed its body with root vegetables…! 😋

Ren:

Ren: …all right, I’ll agree to cook this again, but only if you learn to control yourselves.

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #lie ren

What if there was a Iila x Weiss Rwbaby?

Rose: *dancing on-stage with other Menagerie children* 😃

Weiss: *filming her daughter’s dance recital* She’s so passionate about her dance! 😍

Ilia: *hands over her mouth and trying not to cry as her little girl dances a traditional menagerie dance while wearing the same outfit she had as a girl* 🥹

Rose: *scampers off the stage* Did you see? Did you see me, mama?!

Weiss: *kneels down and hugs her little star* I certainly did! You were the best dancer up there!

Rose: *grins, missing teeth* I wanna be a dancer when I grow up and show everyone around the world how we dance in Menagerie! 😁

Rose: …what’s wrong with mommy…?

Weiss: *kisses her hair* Your mother is just very excited for you, dear. 🥰

Ilia: *completely broken down and crying* 😭

Weiss is determined to give her child all the attention she never received in her own childhood, and Ilia’s heart absolutely cannot handle seeing her little girl getting to be a professional dancer instead of having to be a child soldier.

#rwby #Weiss schnee #ilia amitola #rose amitola #Rwbabies #Weiss x ilia #Weiss schnee x ilia amitola #prismatic ponytails #sturgeon asks

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