Confession #1231
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Confession #1231
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Day 10: Professor/ headmaster
Glynda Goodwitch~
Nora: I'm so hungry... Oh~! My emergency pancake box~!
Nora: (Opens emergency pancake box, Reads note) "Dear Nora, I owe you one emergency ration of pancakes. Love, Nora".
Nora: (Crushes note) YOU BITCH! Always one step ahead!
Nora: Ooooh! I'd sell my soul to the Devil for a stack of pancakes!
???: (appears in a puff of brimstone) Hehehe... well, that can be arranged~
Nora: (turns around to see...) PYRRHA?! You’re the Devil?!
Pyrrha: Heh-heh, it's always the one you least suspect~!
Pyrrha: Now, most people will sell their souls without considering the grave immortal ramifications of-
Nora: DO YOU HAVE PANCAKES OR NOT?!
Pyrrha: One plate of pancakes coming right up~! Oh, but first, I need you to sign here. Be careful; it's a hot pen~!
Nora: (Takes self-igniting pen, Signs)
Pyrrha: (Snaps fingers)
Roman: (Appears w/ silver dish, Lifts cover)
Nora: (Licks lips, Starts eating)
Pyrrha: Now, remember; once you finish that plate, I get your soul for all of eternity~!
Nora: (Gnashing loudly) Wait! (Gulps) So, if I don't eat this last bite, you don't get my soul, right?
Pyrrha: Well... TECHNICALLY, no, but-
Nora: (Holding last piece) I'M SMARTER THAN THE DEVIL~! I'M SMARTER THAN THE DEVIL-
Pyrrha: (Grows three times normal size, Blazing red eyes and pale bone white skin) YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME! I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL YET, NORA VALKYRIE~!
Nora: (Watches disappear in black smoke, Smirks as she pockets pancake) Not likely~.
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Earlier (because it's also funny)
Nora: HEY! Where are the pancakes?!
Ruby: Sorry, Nora, but I guess you woke up a little too late this morning.
Yang: I mean, there were some left, but we chucked them at Jaune for fun.
Jaune: (Swatting at pecking Nevermores) Damn buzzard! I ain't dead yet!
Back to the top because that's where the story started...
Weiss: *visiting Menagerie for the first time*
Pyrhra: (Pyrrha’s Faunus doppelgänger) *holds out a blunt* Hello, stranger! Care for a hit of the ol’ reeferino? It’s legal in this kingdom!
Weiss: …they warned me that Satan would be attractive.
Blake: How do you go from working as a huntsman leader to fast food chef?
Jaune: I'm a fry cook. Don't gussy it up, Blake. And it's not all bad. I do find some ways to have fun.
Blake: Like what?
Jaune: ...
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Mercury: Alright, empty the register! This is a robbery!
Jaune: ...
One minute later
Mercury: NO! NO, PLEASE!
Jaune: MORE BISCUITS! FEED HIM TIL HE CHOKES! DON'T GIVE HIM NO WATER!
Mercury: NOO- (Mouth stuffed with biscuits)
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Blake: ...Jaune?
Jaune: Huh? Oh, sorry, I was just thinking back to the whole "service with a smile" mantra.
Blake: I guess you really do like it there.
Jaune: Oh, I am COMPLETELY satisfied~.
Mercury: J-just give me what’s i-in the register, a-a-and nobody needs to get hurt-
Jaune:
I just watched an autistic hunk hook up with a crossdressing bisexual twink to try and find a wife so his lesbian sister can live in peace with her girlfriend, and also they're all super-assassins.
Sometimes anime makes me so damn happy.
You ever come across something you just fucking know Tumblr would absolutely love? That’s this right here.

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Nora: I'm so hungry... Oh~! My emergency pancake box~!
Nora: (Opens emergency pancake box, Reads note) "Dear Nora, I owe you one emergency ration of pancakes. Love, Nora".
Nora: (Crushes note) YOU BITCH! Always one step ahead!
Oscar: *anxiously walks into weight room*
Nora: *power-cleans hundreds of pounds before slamming the bar down with a boom*
Yang: *bench-pressing several times her body weight while snorting steam*
Pyrrha: *squatting a cartoonish amount of weight*
Sun: *doing strict pull-ups with a weight belt*
Jaune: *slowly standing up from prone with a 100-pound weight over his head*
Oscar: 😰
Oscar: *awkwardly sits on an unused bench and tries to bench press* 😣
Oscar: *pinned under the bar and struggling* 😫
Jaune: …hey! That guy needs a spot!
Nora: *drops her bar and scrambles to lift the bar off Oscar*
Oscar: *panting* T-thanks… 😥
Oscar: *gets up to leave in embarrassment* I’m not sure if I’m cut out for- 😓
Nora: Want me to spot your next set?
Oscar: Next set…?
Some time later…
Oscar: *slowly forcing the bar up with correct technique* 😖
Nora: *standing behind the bench* Come on!
Other RWBY meatheads: *cheering Oscar on*
Oscar: *barely ekes out his final rep* 😫
Nora: YEAH!! That’s what I’m talking about!
RWBY Gym Crew: *cheering and applauding* 🥳
Oscar: *panting and lying limp* That was crazy! How can you guys all lift so much weight…? 🥵
Yang: Hey, everyone starts off light! You’re doing great for your first day!
Pyrrha: Consistency and proper technique always trump intensity in training. It’s best to ease into any new program and build up over time. 😌
Sun: Trust me, bro, the gains might seem slow at first, but if you keep at it you’ll be amazed how fast you get there!
Nora: I mean, look at Jaune! He couldn’t even lift as much as you on his first day in the weight room! 😆
Jaune: Just because it’s true doesn’t mean you have to tell everyone…😓
Oscar: You know, I think this weight training thing is going to work out just fine…! ☺️
The next morning…
Oscar: *sets his toothbrush on the counter and moves his head back and forth over it because his arms are too sore to lift it* 😫🪥
Me drawing them in 2026 😳✨
Lifting time!

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Imagine Fox faunus Pyrrha laughs weirdly whenever she's happy
(Fox Laughing on Reddit)
Pyrrha: (Fox!Faunus Pyrrha) Stooop~! EHEHEHEHEHH~!
Jaune: (Belly rubs her abs, Chuckling)
Pyrrha: (Tail wagging, Squirming) EHEHEHEHEHEHH~!
Nora: (Pushes Pyrrha out of the way)
Pyrrha: (Skitters into the bathroom)
Jaune: You scared her off! (Rubs tummy) You can't be a bully, Nora! You're supposed to share~!
Credit to TheWestphalianGwent
Blake: You ok?
Weiss: *burning and in pain* I'm fine
The only reference I can think of while looking at this right now is...
Weiss: IT'S SO DAMN HOT~!
Weiss: (Panting)
Weiss: MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE!
Weiss: (Chugs entire carton of milk)
Team RWBY Was Just Given Good News
Ruby: Well dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!
Weiss: *deep breathing* Hold up, what?
Weiss: WHAT?!
One thing I'm realizing about American restaurants is that, generally speaking, the flashier and more marketed it is, the more mediocre the food is at a baseline.
Burger King? McDonalds? Wendy's? It's fast food. It's fine. It's whatever.
Chipotle? In-N-Out? Waffle House? Better quality because the menu is smaller, and they focus mostly on the food - there is some set dressing, but the few chipotles I've been to have had good enough food for me to want to go back.
Now, if you want REALLY Good, even great American dining experiences, it's like finding THE Ramen Stall in Japan, or what I imagine the "Good Pub" is in a place like Ireland or Britain.
In my experience as a resident small/medium town, You want to find a place that looks less impressive, but not like it's part of a chain, usually going by (Name) (Type of Service, usually alliterative) It helps if the place is off the main street, and looks a little older or like the outside is a bit more weathered than one of the places mentioned above.
Like, Jims Bar. That's exactly what it sounds like. It's gonna have good beer, a fine selection of cocktails, and probably some good food, if a bit greasy, but that comes down to personal preference.
Some of the best food I've had has been from food trucks, expecially if it's simple dishes made by people from the region those dishes originate.
Super buttery, cheesy, hot quesodilla with delicious beans and rice, and a Mandarin Jarritos Soda from a food truck ran by someone I had minor difficulties understanding.
Seconded!
A big commercial chain can be relied on for mediocre but consistent food, but the really good stuff is in a single small local restaurant or possibly a regional chain.
A special gem is a hole-in-the-wall restaurant in a gas station or rough-looking neighborhood that always seems to have very expensive vehicles in the parking lot. (I can think of a burrito restaurant in a rural California gas station and a pizza restaurant in the Detroit hood). A restaurant whose cuisine is wildly unlikely to be found in a given area is also sometimes good! (A Cajun restaurant on the shores of Lake Superior, for instance!)
Yang: …okay, Pyrrha? You’ve been all over the place today. What’s wrong with you?
Pyrrha: Jaune and I are still trying to have a baby, so the doctor prescribed some hormone treatments. She said there might be some mood swings.
Pyrrha: They haven’t been that noticeable, have they?
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Ruby: *flipping through Grimm field guide* This is the Grimm Dragon that we saw back at Beacon tower.
Pyrrha: *tearing up* I wish I’d fought the Grimm Dragon…! Not because it would have helped, it just seems like a really fun fight…! 😭
Nora: Pyrrha, you’re bumming us out.
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Weiss: Ugh…we’re running low on dust. I’m going to have to ask my family for help…
Ren: I thought things were going better with your family?
Weiss: I suppose-
Pyrrha: THEN STOP BEING AN IDIOT AND CALL THEM YOU MORON!! 🤬
Weiss: Pyrrha! 😧
Ruby: Angry Pyrrha’s right. Let’s get on the horn!
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Pyrrha: …I’m here! Sorry I’m late! 🥵
Blake: What on Remnant are you wearing?
Pyrrha: *dressed in a stolen Atlas military dress jacket with soaked armpits* …I sweated through my top and this was the only spare garment I could find. 😓
Pyrrha: Is the sweat noticeable?
Glynda: …no, not at all!
Blake: It’s visible from a block away.
Glynda: Oh, I thought we were doing the thing where we lied to spare a friend’s feelings.

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Yang: I heard a weird clapping noise coming from Ruby's room one time.
Yang: I thought she had a date over, so I checked on her. But nope, it turns out she was just clapping her feet together.
Yang: Kinda funny how our bodies can clap three different ways, am I right?
Weiss: Yang, this is a Denny's. Either order something or get out.
Gotta show the girls who we're against.