superiorsturgeon

"Isn't she lovely~?"

Don’t constantly shift your food around in the pan if you want to form a crust on it, the less you move it the better.

Don’t be afraid to add water if youre frying up food and the food/sauce looks a bit dry.

Don’t fry up your garlic early on in the cooking process (unless youre making a quick garlic oil) as the garlic flavour can straight up disappear if overcooked for too long and/or the garlic can become bitter if burnt

Don’t overcook your vegetables. Look up recommended cook times for them. Your distaste for vegetables stems from them being overcooked and being poorly seasoned.

Don’t microwave stuff for more than 2 minutes at a time unless you know what you’re doing. Reheating stuff tends to fare better when you mix food between microwaving times since microwaves develop hotspots if you microwave it uninterrupted for too long.

I’m currently in culinary school so I hope you don’t mind if I add a couple tips myself:

Salt and pepper are your bffs, salt especially. Even a little bit of salt can have such an impact on a dish and it helps bring out and amplify all the other flavors in a dish

When you’re cooking green veggies, never EVER cover them. You may have grown up hating broccoli, green beans and brussel sprouts that were limp and that horrid shade of olive puke green. It’s because if you cook or steam green veggies in a covered pot the enzymes and parts of the plant that make it green will break down and turn that nasty shade

Speaking of cooking vegetables, I’m begging you to please please look up and try roasting veggies if you’ve never done it before!! It’s so so easy, it works beautifully with practically any vegetable you can imagine and you can season them however you wish!

My last tip is if you’re going to invest in any sort of kitchenware, have it be a good sharp knife and good quality pots/pans. And if you do end up getting these items, make sure you take good care of them! Most metal kitchenware will last longer if you hand wash them, as opposed to always running them through the dishwasher which will rust them so much faster. So make sure to look up proper care if you’re unsure

It seems like people relate to villains so much they can't handle that the villain in question is still a villain. Good villains have motivations you can get behind but at the end of the day they take it too far. Hell, a villain can be a way for the writer to show what society can become if we don't fix the issues in the world.

Ruby: Okay, time for the first meeting of our new band. Who has a song ready?

Everyone: *Puts their hands up*

Ruby: That isn't about Blake's butt.

Sun & Yang: *Put their hands down*

Ruby: ...Or my butt.

Pyrrha and Jaune: *Put their hands down*

Ruby: ...

Penny: *Still has her hand up*

Ruby: Penny?

Penny: My song is about Girlfriend's Weiss' rear.

Jaune: ...What you did earlier really surprised me. Not just you kissing me, but throwing me in the locker to save my life. I know that's what you intended, that you were going to sacrifice yourself in an attempt to stop Cinder Fall. I only wisht that you could have told me sooner because... Because I feel the same way. I love you more than anything, Pyrrha, and I'd give anything to hear me say this.

Jaune: But that's not the only thing I would tell you. You see, if you were here, I had something else planned for us. A special gift for the woman who changed my life. You see, I bought you a gift for after the tournament, when I would have mustered the courage to tell you how I felt. But that's not going to happen, so I'm going to have to return this nine-inch strap that I was planning to have you rail me with.

Pyrrha:

Jaune: I'm Jaune.

Fiona: We picked him up in a shoddy corner of Mantle. He was asking the same questions we were about where the dust is going.

May: He helped us find out about Ironwood's project. The dossier is in your quarters. He's cool.

Robyn: You'll walk him and feed him and get him all his shots.

The newly resurrected Jesus in the passenger seat:.........

Me:......I'm sorry you had to witness that.

Fusion of Oscar and Jaune or @dragonzlayerx12!

Ultimate farm boy achieved. Muted fall type color palette my beloved

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Jaune: Huh? Red Huntress? What's a villain like you doing here?!

Pyrrha: Well... I heard someone mention you make little dolls of people, so I thought I'd ask if you could make one for me?

Jaune: Oh, sure! Actually, I got one ready to show off right here! (Hands over bag) Tell your friends~!

Pyrrha: Thank you~! Good night~! (Exits) Finally... Now I have a little Jaune of my ow- (Pulls out Red Huntress doll) Ah... It's... It's just me...

Jaune: (Sighs) Leave it to a villain to be so in love with herself...

A few days later...

Pyrrha: (Disguised again) G- Good evening... again.

Jaune: Red Huntress again?!

Pyrrha: I noticed you only handed me one doll, and I thought it would be better to have a duo so I can... imagine what our battles would look like. N-Not that I didn't love your doll before, but-

Jaune: Ah. Say no more! Sorry about leaving you unhappy. (Hands over bag) Here, you'll need him, too.

Pyrrha: (Squeals, Exits with bag) Finally~! My very own Huntsman Jaune Do-

Pyrrha: (Holding Roman Torchwick doll) THIS... IS EVEN LESS WHAT I WANTED...

Jaune: I think it'd be a nice challenge to pit them against me together~!

Zwei: (Barks disapprovingly)

Jaune: Ah, right. Against US together.