Confession #1231
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Confession #1231
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Ren: The first time Nora put me in a chokehold in the ring it awoke something inside me.
Jaune: Ren... I want you to know that it's going to be alright... But you gotta put it back to sleep.
Ren: NOT UNTIL I HAVE THOSE THUNDER THIGHS PUNISH ME FOR MY LACK OF WORSHIP.
Jaune: Alright, you need to chill, and I'm gonna have to be the one to make you.
For the pride month submissions... Can I request Nora Valkyrie? ⚡
Drawing a character for every day of Pride, 2026 edition
Day 8: do we fuck with pansexual demiromantic Nora?
Yang: If you make your safe word “Banana” then after sex you can say, “Orange you glad I didn’t say banana” and your wife will leave you but it’ll be worth it. 😂
Jaune: (Shark!Faunus, In the air) Now, I know what you're thinking...
Jaune: "Jaune, sharks can't fly! That's ridiculous!" And you'd normally be right, since sharks are naturally aquatic creatures. So, yes, "how can a shark Faunus move freely in the sky be possible?" would be a normal reaction to seeing one. However...
Jaune: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO INSULT SHARKS LIKE THAT?!
Jaune: Listen up! Sharks have existed on Earth for four hundred million years! We are super creatures that have been around since prehistoric times!
Jaune: Ever heard of fafrotskies?! It's this phenomenon where natural events like tornadoes, water spouts, and other updrafts pick up ocean life and throws it onto land, and of course sharks would be on the record!
Jaune: We have cartilaginous bones in our skeleton that are soft and flexible! Our streamlined bodies are covered in rough skin designed for reduced air resistance! We meet all the conditions to take to the skies!
Jaune: It was only a matter of time before we achieved flight! It was always inevitable!
THE SEA ISN'T ENOUGH! THE LAND ISN'T ENOUGH! LET ME GORGE UPON THE ENTIRE WORLD!
Jaune: I’m so smooth gravity slides right off me!
Jaune: …sharks are smooth.

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Friendly reminder that age verification is NOT safe, i repeat
THIS SHIT IS NOT SAFE!
William Lawrence sexiest moments compilation:
Book 1 tipping Rankin out of his chair and scruffing him like a cat
Book 9 just pushing aside the sword of the captain trying to mutiny bc he has something more important to say lol
Books 1-9 becoming Jane's blushing maiden whenever theyre alone
In honour of pride: I head-canon that posthumously, Captain John Granby ends up becoming a gay/queer icon.
The inciting incident is Iskierka, who has been a long standing supporter of gay rights (she once demolished a police station during an early Pride demonstration) eventually comes out with the truth of Granby's orientation. Suddenly, Admiral Granby-- who'd been a bit of a historical footnote compared to many of his contemporaries-- is back i the limelight.
A few old portraits of him end up becoming incredibly famous, and Granby's legacy within the queer community ends up being the man's dedication to flamboyant, gem-encrusted outfits, which becomes a major influence on British gay fashion.
JNPR: *on assignment in Menagerie*
Pyrrha: While we’re here, we can visit my aunt! She’s an activist in local government and she can show us all the best restaurants and beaches!
Nora: A government activist? I guess not everyone in the Nikos clan is a fighting champion! What’s she an activist about?
Pyrrha: *runs forward* Oh! There she is! Aunt Sienna! Over here! 😃
Sienna: *turns and hugs Pyrrha before lifting her up and spinning her around* There’s my little fighting niece! How are you doing, cub? Keeping up with your combat training? Tell me all about that Valian school you enrolled in! 😏
Ren: Wait, Pyrrha is related to Sienna Khan, leader of the White Fang?! 😧
Nora: WAIT, Pyrrha is part TIGER FAUNUS?!? 😱
Ren: Though that would certainly explain what she does to Jaune when they’re alone in the dorm room together. 🤔
Jaune: *covered in scratches and abrasions from tiger tongue baths* 🤕
Sienna: Oh, it sounds like you got yourself a boyfriend, little cub! Does your mom know? She used to do the same thing to your dad when she snuck him over at night~! 😏
Pyrrha: Aunt Sienna, not in front of my friends! 🫣

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A prideful ilia for all yall lesbians
Jaune to his team early in the morning (Mainly Ren cause Pyrrha and Nora are still asleep): Hey guys I am going to be gone for a bit today and tonight, my family are coming to visit
Ren looking up from a book he was reading: Alright, when will you be back?
Jaune: I am not sure maybe 10,
Ren nodding: Okay, I will let the other two know what you are doing
As Jaune is leaving: Thank you, see you later
Jaune has a lovely time catching up with his family, they go to the movies, have lunch and tea together and is excited to tell his team about it and ask about how their day has been.
Jaune gets to his from room at about 10:00 the time he said. When he opens the door he finds Pyrrha and Nora sleeping in his bed
Ren who doesn’t look like he has moved all day looks up from his book: Right on time, how was it?
Jaune still looking at Pyrrha and Nora in his bed: Uh it was good… so why are
Ren chiming in: They missed you
Jaune: …
Ren continuing: They sulked all day because you weren’t here, so did Ruby
Jaune feeling a bit guilty: Oh. I am sorry maybe I should have had my family visit me here
Ren shaking his head: Don’t be silly they understood why you weren’t, now you should get some rest
Jaune running his hands through his hair: Where will I sleep?
Ren: In your bed
Jaune gesturing to his bed: But Pyrrha and Nora
Ren: Well it is either there or the floor
Jaune confused: What?
Jaune proceeds to look around the room and sees that all the mattresses on the other beds are gone
Ren sighing: They wanted to make sure that when they woke up you would be next to them
Jaune just taken aback but laughs: Man we have a strange team
Ren nodding: I know what you mean, here we have an Amazon prodigy and the physically strongest person in Beacon, arguably two of the toughest people in this school across all years sulking and moving the mattresses in our room into the bathroom so they make sure that they are able to wake up next to our lovable leader
Jaune smiles: It’s really a strange team, but it is ours and it is perfect
Theres also team rwby sleeping under the bed.velvet and coco may or may not be in the closet
"They don't suspect a thing"
Salems smirk makes it look like she can see ozpin and that atleast this version isnt totally hateful towards him, so i imagine ozpin takes the oppurtunity
Ozpin: grab scroll "if you cancel whatever evil scheme against the brothers your planning, i'll come over and cook you the chicken alfredo you like"
Salem: "wear the maid outfit while cooking and i'll throw in the easily manipulated maiden, just show her any amount of approval and she'll follow whatever scheme you give her, its suprisingly easy"
I think the eyes make it look more like Salem was mid-smile at Cinder, but then unexpectedly made direct eye contact with Ozpin and both of them are having a RECORD SCREECH moment.
Basically this:
I do wish RWBY still has at least 3 more volumes in it. There are two more relics left to find & judging how hard it was for them to find the first two...🙈 And then they'd have Salem to defeat as well. So I'm hoping nothing will be rushed. 🤞🏻
"They don't suspect a thing"

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