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Confession #1231

Love this!

#rwby #confessed by anonymous #shipping #arkos #reaction to confession 774 #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos

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Blake: Hey, how long is the drive to Miss Goodwitch’s lake house?

Weiss: About four hours. Why?

Blake: I want to time my edible so it kicks in about when we get there.

Blake: …chill out, narc! I have a prescription for anxiety!

Weiss: It’s just a road trip with our friends to a lake house, what’s to be anxious about?

Blake: Right, because there’s never any drama when we all go on trips together. I’ll just go ahead and take one of these right now.

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Blake: *leaning against a support beam* …aaaahahahaaa….! 😆

Ren: What the-?!? How long have you been there?!

Blake: *hugging the beam for support* Oh, I have no idea…! 🤤

#rwby #Weiss schnee #blake belladonna #lie ren #source: brooklyn nine nine

moistmailman

Really insane that in America a US senator such as Mitch McConnell can just disappear and nobody would even notice until someone brings up that he has been in the hospital for the past month and we don't even have proof he's even alive

moistmailman

In America you could be 83 years old, senile and possibly dead and you could still stay in office

superiorsturgeon

It’s not even the first time this has happened. Iirc, a congresswoman couldn’t be located for a vote and it turned out she was in a memory care facility in Texas despite still holding her seat.

lightcycler

That one guy just came back after what wasn't like 5 months and stated I had depression so I took time off from not doing my job.

I was like it must be nice buddy to take half the year off of not going to bat for your constituents and still having a job after that. There's not a single company in the United States that would allow that.

Pyrrha: *walking downstairs in Arkos house* 🥱

Pyrrha: *sniffs the air* …mm…? Is that the Arc family breakfast special cooked just the way I like it…? 🤤

Pyrrha: *slowly makes her way to the kitchen to see a familiar head of blonde hair in an apron hard at work making breakfast* 😍

Pyrrha: *slides off her bathrobe and presses herself against her blonde chef’s back while wrapping her hands around* Mmm…! Good morning, beloved~! Care for more of what I gave you last night before breakfast…? 😘

Pyrrha: *feels two large, soft mounds in her hands* …wait…

Jaune: *walking out of the bathroom* …nnn…g‘morning, Pyr…My mom’s flight got in late last night, so I set her up in the guest bedroom. 🥱

Pyrrha: B-b-b-but if you’re THERE, t-t-then who-?!?! 😨

Mama Arc: *stirring eggs* …Pyrrha, dear, I know they do things differently in Argus, but could you please stop groping your mother-in-law and put on a bathrobe? 😒

Pyrrha: *drops to the floor in mortification* 😵

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #mama arc #sorry Pyrrha #the struggle between Pyrrha and mama arc continues

Pyrrha: *arm in a sling after narrowly escaping death in Beacon Tower* …okay, that’s enough for tonight!

Jaune: *lowers his sword and wipes his forehead* Wait, really…? I’m sure I can go a bit longer, Pyr!

Pyrrha: Ah-ah-ah, mister! Regular rest is a critical part of training, and overtraining to exhaustion will hold you back no matter how hard you push!

Ren: …well, I for one think that sleep sounds-

Pyrrha: Not until you finish your food! You need calories and nutrients to fuel muscle growth! And Nora, don’t try to hide your vegetables and load up on sugar, I’ll be watching!

Ren/Nora: 😓

Ruby: …was Pyrrha like this back at Beacon…?

Ren: Only with Jaune. This “whole team personal trainer” thing is new.

Nora: Ever since the doctors put her on extended rest, we think she’s training vicariously through the rest of us.

Ruby: Well, since I’m not officially part of your team-

Pyrrha: Ruby, why don’t you join Jaune for post-workout stretches!

Jaune: *upside-down and straining* 🙃

Ruby: …uh-oh… 😨

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #nora valkyrie #ruby rose #Ruby strayed too close and got sucked into Pyrrha’s fitness course

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dicknouget

Jaune: Alright! I'm done! Maybe the exams just aren't for me! 's time for my animal crackers! :D

Ruby: oooo Animal crackers, I want to see if there are any penguins.

Jaune: Hands off the penguins. Those are mine. >:|

fightingbymoonlight

Seeing people I know and like using AI is making me understand the protagonists of those old time sci fi dystopia's.

"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"

You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.

"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"

The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.

"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."

Youdidn'twriteit.Youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.

chaoticevilspacewitch

People who call themselves "writers" after plugging in a few AI prompts need to beer beaten with spiked sticks.

superiorsturgeon

Yes. Beat them with beer cans like a real artist!

moistmailman

Really insane that in America a US senator such as Mitch McConnell can just disappear and nobody would even notice until someone brings up that he has been in the hospital for the past month and we don't even have proof he's even alive

moistmailman

In America you could be 83 years old, senile and possibly dead and you could still stay in office

superiorsturgeon

It’s not even the first time this has happened. Iirc, a congresswoman couldn’t be located for a vote and it turned out she was in a memory care facility in Texas despite still holding her seat.

#Middle-ages European royalty kinda shit.

notmaplemable

Buy

Ruby: Weiss, I need you to buy DustTube for me.

Weiss: Surely you can pay for your own subscription.

Ruby: No, the whole company.

Weiss: ...Why?

Ruby: Because I am am four minutes into this video and I've got five different ad breaks.

rwby-encrusted-blog

Weiss: Well, I already own Dusttube. Just buy a VPN.

Ruby: You, the owner of the company, are telling me to steal from the company.

Weiss: Yes. I use a VPN for a great deal of things. I'll send you a link.

Ruby: ... Isn't that the name of your imaginary childhood friend?

Weiss: Yes.

Ruby: And it isn't blocked by DustTube?

Weiss: No, it isn't.

Ruby: ... So ... you made the disease of too many ads, are selling remedy as Premium accounts, and the Vaccine as a VPN ...

Weiss: Of course- Well, hmm, no, I didn't make this virus, I simply propagated it. It's a manufactured inconvenience, not a commodified necessity, so it's not evil, just rude.

Ruby: The VPN Is more expensive!

Weiss: Yes, because it works on more than just DustTube.

Ruby: This is VILE!

Weiss: Perhaps, but it's not illegal. It's not hurting anyone. It's just annoying.

Weiss: You can take a girl out of a capitalist society, but you can't take the capitalistism out of the Girl.

#stop white girl stop

idrownfishes2

Bad Teacher

Yang, hanging with Ruby and Jaune: "Do you think Qrow is a bad influence?"

Ruby: "Why would I think?"

Qrow, popping his head through the door: "I'm going out to make a milk and cigarette casserole! Behave yourselves! No homework. Watch some porn or something." *leaves*

Jaune: ... "How'd you turn out as well as you did?"

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totallyrwbyquotes

Tai: The landlord is raising our rent.

Qrow: That's insane. Especially with this being such a dangerous neighborhood.

Tai: What do you mean dangerous?

Qrow: [fires a gun into the air]

pilot-boi

Pspspspsps Viz you wanna drop RWBY V10 news so bad pspspsps

pilot-boi

RWBY VOLUME 10 HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY GREENLIT WOOOOOOO

I mean we kind of knew that already cause they’ve been talking about writing and recording lines but-

ITS OFFICIAL WOOOOOOO

astraskylark

RWBY VOLUME 10 IS REAAAAALLLLL

bobauthorman

While this is obviously a reference to the Bumbleby ship and the turmoil within the FNDM it's caused, I also want to believe that Yang is a legit bee lover (the insects, I mean). Why else would she name her bike Bumblebee before she ever met Blake?

ryotaruu

If Penny helped out

Late again for her birthday. Anyways Happy Birthday Weiss Schnee ❄️🤍

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the-nyanguard-party

everyone is always fighting and hurting each other. i will put an end to this through conquest and subjugation

beesandwasps

This is literally the motivation behind either the villain or the hero of, like, at least 10 semi-popular anime series of the last decade.

tupayapsina

Blake, to Yang: Hey (with intention of seeing tiddies)

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