superiorsturgeon

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Blake: You ok?

Weiss: *burning and in pain* I'm fine

The only reference I can think of while looking at this right now is...

Weiss: IT'S SO DAMN HOT~!

Weiss: (Panting)

Weiss: MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE!

Ruby: Well dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!

Weiss: *deep breathing* Hold up, what?

Burger King? McDonalds? Wendy's? It's fast food. It's fine. It's whatever.

Chipotle? In-N-Out? Waffle House? Better quality because the menu is smaller, and they focus mostly on the food - there is some set dressing, but the few chipotles I've been to have had good enough food for me to want to go back.

Now, if you want REALLY Good, even great American dining experiences, it's like finding THE Ramen Stall in Japan, or what I imagine the "Good Pub" is in a place like Ireland or Britain.

In my experience as a resident small/medium town, You want to find a place that looks less impressive, but not like it's part of a chain, usually going by (Name) (Type of Service, usually alliterative) It helps if the place is off the main street, and looks a little older or like the outside is a bit more weathered than one of the places mentioned above.

Like, Jims Bar. That's exactly what it sounds like. It's gonna have good beer, a fine selection of cocktails, and probably some good food, if a bit greasy, but that comes down to personal preference.

Some of the best food I've had has been from food trucks, expecially if it's simple dishes made by people from the region those dishes originate.

A big commercial chain can be relied on for mediocre but consistent food, but the really good stuff is in a single small local restaurant or possibly a regional chain.

Yang: I thought she had a date over, so I checked on her. But nope, it turns out she was just clapping her feet together.

Yang: Kinda funny how our bodies can clap three different ways, am I right?

Ruby: They used to call me Roy G. Biv back at Signal.

FNDM: (For some reason) That sounds like a logical and rational plan with no way for things to go wrong~!

Ruby: I will contact all of the other kingdoms so that we can work together and hope for a chance to defeat Salem as a united force.

Nora: What do I have to clean it up?

Jaune: Because I said so

Nora: You want slaves so bad

Nora: You think I would betray Jaune for a mere bottle of syrup?!

Nora: How dare you insinuate that I can be bought, and would dare betray my fearless leader!

Cinder: How about for two bottles of syrup?

Nora:

Dog Jaune: I have an unquenchable thirst for thrusting.

Dog!Jaune: 😅

Pyrrha:

Dog!Jaune:

Pyrrha:

Dog!Jaune:

Pyrrha: *undoes her corset* That’s enough combat training for now! Time for our nightly post-spar lovemaking session! 😁