Confession #1231
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Confession #1231
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Weiss: If you don't have an answer by 4th period, I'll have one for you. See ya, Ruby.
Weiss: [interally] What the fuck is wrong with me? She'll probably never want to talk to me again.
Ruby: ... God I wish I was a lesbian.
“Your ancestors are amazed at all your spices!”
“Your ancestors are impressed that you are an educated woman!”
“Your ancestors are proud that you are thriving in spite of what society did to them and you”
It’s all very sweet! But! Necromancy! Is! Still! Illegal! Your ancestors are going back in the ground!
Stop resurrecting them to show off!
I'm still baffled by the Epstein shit going on. There are actually idiots claiming that only democrats went to the island and that's it.
If that shit was true then Trump would've released those files on day 1 and bragged about how exposed a bunch of pedophiles democrats. He has been saying the election was stolen for years with no proof at all yet they think he wouldn't release proof that Democrats were pedophiles if he had recorded proof of it?
And you know what, let's say it's true. Only democrats went to the island. Why the fuck is Trump protecting them then? If they truly believe this then that still means they believe Trump is protecting pedophiles who are against him. Their logic doesn't even make sense.
Karoline Leavitt saying we need to make people join the military because Gen z grew up with a silver spoon in their mouths is hilarious since she's rich and the Whitehouse spoke person because she had an old man's dick in her mouth

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Day 10: Professor/ headmaster
Glynda Goodwitch~
Nora: I'm so hungry... Oh~! My emergency pancake box~!
Nora: (Opens emergency pancake box, Reads note) "Dear Nora, I owe you one emergency ration of pancakes. Love, Nora".
Nora: (Crushes note) YOU BITCH! Always one step ahead!
Nora: Ooooh! I'd sell my soul to the Devil for a stack of pancakes!
???: (appears in a puff of brimstone) Hehehe... well, that can be arranged~
Nora: (turns around to see...) PYRRHA?! You’re the Devil?!
Pyrrha: Heh-heh, it's always the one you least suspect~!
Pyrrha: Now, most people will sell their souls without considering the grave immortal ramifications of-
Nora: DO YOU HAVE PANCAKES OR NOT?!
Pyrrha: One plate of pancakes coming right up~! Oh, but first, I need you to sign here. Be careful; it's a hot pen~!
Nora: (Takes self-igniting pen, Signs)
Pyrrha: (Snaps fingers)
Roman: (Appears w/ silver dish, Lifts cover)
Nora: (Licks lips, Starts eating)
Pyrrha: Now, remember; once you finish that plate, I get your soul for all of eternity~!
Nora: (Gnashing loudly) Wait! (Gulps) So, if I don't eat this last bite, you don't get my soul, right?
Pyrrha: Well... TECHNICALLY, no, but-
Nora: (Holding last piece) I'M SMARTER THAN THE DEVIL~! I'M SMARTER THAN THE DEVIL-
Pyrrha: (Grows three times normal size, Blazing red eyes and pale bone white skin) YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME! I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL YET, NORA VALKYRIE~!
Nora: (Watches disappear in black smoke, Smirks as she pockets pancake) Not likely~.
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Earlier (because it's also funny)
Nora: HEY! Where are the pancakes?!
Ruby: Sorry, Nora, but I guess you woke up a little too late this morning.
Yang: I mean, there were some left, but we chucked them at Jaune for fun.
Jaune: (Swatting at pecking Nevermores) Damn buzzard! I ain't dead yet!
Back to the top because that's where the story started...
Weiss: *visiting Menagerie for the first time*
Pyrhra: (Pyrrha’s Faunus doppelgänger) *holds out a blunt* Hello, stranger! Care for a hit of the ol’ reeferino? It’s legal in this kingdom!
Weiss: …they warned me that Satan would be attractive.
Blake: How do you go from working as a huntsman leader to fast food chef?
Jaune: I'm a fry cook. Don't gussy it up, Blake. And it's not all bad. I do find some ways to have fun.
Blake: Like what?
Jaune: ...
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Mercury: Alright, empty the register! This is a robbery!
Jaune: ...
One minute later
Mercury: NO! NO, PLEASE!
Jaune: MORE BISCUITS! FEED HIM TIL HE CHOKES! DON'T GIVE HIM NO WATER!
Mercury: NOO- (Mouth stuffed with biscuits)
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Blake: ...Jaune?
Jaune: Huh? Oh, sorry, I was just thinking back to the whole "service with a smile" mantra.
Blake: I guess you really do like it there.
Jaune: Oh, I am COMPLETELY satisfied~.
Mercury: J-just give me what’s i-in the register, a-a-and nobody needs to get hurt-
Jaune:
I just watched an autistic hunk hook up with a crossdressing bisexual twink to try and find a wife so his lesbian sister can live in peace with her girlfriend, and also they're all super-assassins.
Sometimes anime makes me so damn happy.
You ever come across something you just fucking know Tumblr would absolutely love? That’s this right here.
Nora: I'm so hungry... Oh~! My emergency pancake box~!
Nora: (Opens emergency pancake box, Reads note) "Dear Nora, I owe you one emergency ration of pancakes. Love, Nora".
Nora: (Crushes note) YOU BITCH! Always one step ahead!

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Oscar: *anxiously walks into weight room*
Nora: *power-cleans hundreds of pounds before slamming the bar down with a boom*
Yang: *bench-pressing several times her body weight while snorting steam*
Pyrrha: *squatting a cartoonish amount of weight*
Sun: *doing strict pull-ups with a weight belt*
Jaune: *slowly standing up from prone with a 100-pound weight over his head*
Oscar: 😰
Oscar: *awkwardly sits on an unused bench and tries to bench press* 😣
Oscar: *pinned under the bar and struggling* 😫
Jaune: …hey! That guy needs a spot!
Nora: *drops her bar and scrambles to lift the bar off Oscar*
Oscar: *panting* T-thanks… 😥
Oscar: *gets up to leave in embarrassment* I’m not sure if I’m cut out for- 😓
Nora: Want me to spot your next set?
Oscar: Next set…?
Some time later…
Oscar: *slowly forcing the bar up with correct technique* 😖
Nora: *standing behind the bench* Come on!
Other RWBY meatheads: *cheering Oscar on*
Oscar: *barely ekes out his final rep* 😫
Nora: YEAH!! That’s what I’m talking about!
RWBY Gym Crew: *cheering and applauding* 🥳
Oscar: *panting and lying limp* That was crazy! How can you guys all lift so much weight…? 🥵
Yang: Hey, everyone starts off light! You’re doing great for your first day!
Pyrrha: Consistency and proper technique always trump intensity in training. It’s best to ease into any new program and build up over time. 😌
Sun: Trust me, bro, the gains might seem slow at first, but if you keep at it you’ll be amazed how fast you get there!
Nora: I mean, look at Jaune! He couldn’t even lift as much as you on his first day in the weight room! 😆
Jaune: Just because it’s true doesn’t mean you have to tell everyone…😓
Oscar: You know, I think this weight training thing is going to work out just fine…! ☺️
The next morning…
Oscar: *sets his toothbrush on the counter and moves his head back and forth over it because his arms are too sore to lift it* 😫🪥
Me drawing them in 2026 😳✨
Lifting time!
Imagine Fox faunus Pyrrha laughs weirdly whenever she's happy
(Fox Laughing on Reddit)
Pyrrha: (Fox!Faunus Pyrrha) Stooop~! EHEHEHEHEHH~!
Jaune: (Belly rubs her abs, Chuckling)
Pyrrha: (Tail wagging, Squirming) EHEHEHEHEHEHH~!
Nora: (Pushes Pyrrha out of the way)
Pyrrha: (Skitters into the bathroom)
Jaune: You scared her off! (Rubs tummy) You can't be a bully, Nora! You're supposed to share~!

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Blake: You ok?
Weiss: *burning and in pain* I'm fine
The only reference I can think of while looking at this right now is...
Weiss: IT'S SO DAMN HOT~!
Weiss: (Panting)
Weiss: MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE!
Weiss: (Chugs entire carton of milk)
Team RWBY Was Just Given Good News
Ruby: Well dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!
Weiss: *deep breathing* Hold up, what?
Weiss: WHAT?!