superiorsturgeon

Weiss: I was a young child when my mother was diagnosed with my younger brother.

Yang: Diagnosed?

Yang: ...

Weiss: I was a young child when my mother was diagnosed with my younger brother.

Yang: Diagnosed?

Neptune: …which is why I stick with a lightweight foundation and a peachy lipgloss, myself! 😚💄

Pyrrha is pregnant, and still thinks she can fight like she could. Jaune however, wants her to slow down so she doesn't hurt herself or the baby.

Pyrrha: *holding Milo* "Jaune, I can still fight!"

Jaune: *hand on Pyrrha's shoulder* "Pyr, you're six months pregnant! You'll end up hurting yourself and the baby!"

Pyrrha: *exhales* "Jaune, I can take a sniper's position. It's not too laboring."

The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.

The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.

The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.

The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.

The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.

House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) says New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is going to have to smooth things over with congressional Democrats after backing several progressive candidates who ousted incumbents during Tuesday’s primary elections. Asked if Mamdani’s endorsements were making him “enemies” with Democrats in Washington, D.C., Jeffries told CNN that he and Mamdani “strongly” disagreed over his primary picks ahead of Election Day. Now, according to Jeffries, the mayor has serious “work to do in terms of the conversations that he’s going to have with members of Congress moving forward.”

Let me see that...

Bill: $400

Insurance: -$300

Total: $100

...Y'know what, insurance? You alright~!

Me: Why?

Google: BECAUSE PIRACY IS A CRIME.

Me: Why?

Google: BECAUSE IT HURTS ARTISTS.

Artist: You wanna pirate? Go for it, dude.

Google: NOBODY TOLD YOU TO SPEAK.

Me: I mean, the artist is okay with it. And if I see their merch being sold, I'll buy it.

Google: YOU CAN PURCHASE THEIR SONG AND LISTEN TO IT FOR FREE USING THE SPOTIFY APP.

Me: Doesn't that app contain spyware that sells my personal data AND has ads shoved in between songs AND in the middle of them?

Google: ...YOU ARE FORBIDDEN FROM USING AN MP3 CONVERTER.