superiorsturgeon

Free Jaune

Yang: *bursts through the door with her own guitar* Won’t you flyyyyyy~🎸

Yang: Alright, I'm grabbin' gas.

jane to laurence in tongues of serpents: i want you and temeraire to be QUIET. i want you to be MEEK AS MILK. if i hear a SINGLE THING about your behavior positive or negative you have FAILED. for the love of god keep your heads down

Ruby: You don't know anything about me.

Since the rumors of Mitch McConnell is braindead is still circulating the internet and how they refuse to actually show proof of life from the man I must remind everyone of the time he was giving a speech to a group of people before her abruptly froze up and stared at nothing until his people pulled him away and ended the speech. And when I say freeze I mean he literally stopped talking and just stared at the crowd for a solid 40 seconds before they took him away.

Ruby: Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Yang: Okay, Weiss, I need you to write a wedding song. Something like Christina Perri's A Thousand Years, but fifty times better.

Willow: And is this your same-sex partner?

Weiss: Ruby complained her fries weren't curly enough so I gave her my curliest fry.

Pyrrha: Jaune does that for me too!

Ruby: You stole my hoodie.