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Confession #1231

Love this!

#rwby #confessed by anonymous #shipping #arkos #reaction to confession 774 #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos

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tupayapsina

Yang: Blake and I are dating now.

Weiss: Yeah I've known that for a while now.

Yang: We just started.

Weiss: Then what the fuck were you doing before that?

notmaplemable

Ford RNJR

RNJR: *Driving through Anima*

RNJR: ~Don't blame it on the sunshine~.

RNJR: ~Don't blame it on the moonlight~.

RNJR: ~Don't blame it on-

Tyrian: *Jumps out in the road*

Tyrian: You fools! I've-

*Thunk Thunk*

RNJR: ...

RNJR: ~Blame it on the boogie~.

redheartedtramp

Weiss: Ugh, I'm so stressed that I can't think straight...

Ruby: Have you tried thinking gay?

Penny: We can assist with this!

Weiss: . . . -_-

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Yang, trying to comfort Jaune: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

Jaune: *Crying slightly* Honestly? Kind of all of that. More so tax evasion and Constructive vandalism than Arson, but there is some arson there.

Yang: Tell you what Jaune! We're gonna go out, get some Ice cream, take a walk in the park, steal a Hostile Architecture Bench and burn it!

Jaune: *sniffle* You really mean it?

Yang: Of course I do bud.

~~~~~

Jaune: *Sitting on a lawnchair, bowl of Ice cream in hand* Thanks Yang, I really needed this.

Yang: *Sitting on a rock, also eating Ice cream* Not a problem. I was happy to help.

Jaune: *smiling* ...

Yang: * Also smiling* ...

Jaune: That Bench is really fucking burning.

Yang: Yeah, I'm shocked at how big the Fire's gotten.

howlingday

Penny: We shall engage in the "Girl's Night Out~!"

Cinder: What- (Cell ripped open)

Winter: Penny, are you... certain this is a good idea?

Penny: Of course~! Cinder Fall will be on her best behavior if she knows what's good for her. And if she doesn't, I will vaporize her with my eye lasers.

Cinder: I... Uh... Sounds like a blast~?

Penny: YES. EYE BLASTS. THAT IS HOW I WILL VAPORIZE YOU.

howlingday

Nora: We did it~! We saved the world~! Go, Team JNPR~!

TEAM JNPR

Pyrrha: Um... It didn't really feel like we did anything...

Nora: (Huddles team in one big hug) Jaune and Pyrrha going sword-to-sword in deadly combat, Ren and his dazzling stage performance, and Nora to provide leadership, the legendary quartet of heroism, bravery, and friendship have save the day~!

howlingday

FNDM: Why don't you grow some fucking balls, you small, female child?

didyoutrydynamite

Don't you just hate it when your teenage MCs don't have all the answers and get all caught up in their feelings? Little silver eyed buffoon!

superiorsturgeon

Do I hate how Pyrrha charged face-first into her death? Yes. Was she a teenager making a poor decision because of what the adult authorities in her life told her? Also yes!

#rwby #I miss her but that’s teenage thinking

tupayapsina

Weiss: Love your shirt.

Ruby: Thanks! You want me to take it off and give it to you?

Weiss: What?

Ruby: 'Cause I'll do it. I'll take everything off.

Weiss:

Weiss: Why do I feel like you're threatening me right now?

#Ruby has trouble with the delivery #rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #whiterose #ruby rose #weiss schnee #Ruby x Weiss

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howlingday

OTP: Jaune, why is your sword glowing?

Jaune: Apparently, they don't like the idea of me having sex; because they're a fucking buzzkill!

superiorsturgeon

Crocea Mors: Is it not enough that this weakling degenerate descendant of my true wielder sullied me with his weak hands, but now he cannot even resist the temptation of the flesh!

Pyrrha: 😡

Pyrrha: *snatches Crocea Mors out of Jaune’s hand*

Pyrrha: Listen here, you glorified butter knife, my friend Ruby looked up your design, and I know that you’re a standard-issue Valian sword/shield combo that was widely known for accidentally springing open during parades and making soldiers’ pants fall down!

Pyrrha: So if you think you’re hot shit because Jaune’s great-great-grand whatever fished you out of the bin when he was fourteen then go ahead and try me, because I’ll bend you into a heart shape and mount you over our marital bed! 🤬

Jaune: …

Crocea Mors: …

Pyrrha: *pant, pant, pant* 🥵

Crocea Mors: …whoa. I take it back, this girl would be an excellent partner for my wielder. She has spirit!

Jaune: This explains a lot of embarrassing moments from Beacon.

#I’ve been holding on to this since reading an angsty post where Crocea berates Jaune for weakness #rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos

depsidase

superiorsturgeon

I saw that article, and Suozzi listed “law enforcement, capitalism, and fiscal responsibility” as the values he’s referring to, which are straight out of the GOP platform. Homeboy really is trying to out-Republican the actual Republican Party and surprised that Democratic voters aren’t responding to it.

#not rwby #dude just admit you’re a conservative and join the other party #this is embarrassing

peppermintbunnie

Yang: watch and learn sis

walks over to Blake

Yang: winks hey beautiful

Blake: smiles Hi

walks back up to Ruby grinning

Yang: see? Easy

Ruby: okay.

Ruby walks over to Weiss

Ruby: greetings attractive lady

Weiss: ...?

Ruby: I FUCKED UP

#rwby #weiss schnee #ruby rose #whiterose #blake belladonna #bumblby #yang xiao long #rwby incorrect quotes #white rose

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shaydh

"DID YOU KNOW THIS PERSON DRAWS PORN I AM CLUTCHING MY PEARLS" cool i am blocking you

volno

Them: "I can't believe this artist draws porn!" Me:

zzoupz

superiorsturgeon

Porn bots spreading Yeehaw Nazi rhetoric? Report. Fuck ‘em.

Someone who actually draws their own erotic scenes? An actual person who developed a skill and an important part of the tumblr biome.

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been hearing it again since the news dropped

epic-arc

Me when i see anything about ''Fixing Rwby'''

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Pyrrha: You know, Jaune, I'm happy I'm with you.

Jaune: Aw! Pyrrha! I'm happy I'm with you too! It's great we're friends!

Pyrrha: ... Yep!

Everybody else at beacon: IF YOU AIN'T GONNA PLAY, PASS THE FUCKIN' BALL!

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