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Pyrrha: Jaune, do you think my nipples are too big~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Well, honestly, they are on the larger side, but that's not a bad thing.

Jaune: I think you're amazing the way you are.

*Years Later*

Jaune: ...

Jaune: ...Pyrrha when I said, 'I'd kill for some OJ', I didn't mean literally!

Pyrrha: 😅 oops?

Jaune: You just can't 'haha oopsie doodle' out of this! who did you kill for this? And WHY?

Pyrrha: oh you know just a bad person, don't worry about it Jaune, come come, ive got a whole pitcher of OJ we can have together~

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1. be quite large

2. use your barbels to find prey among the gravel along the bottom of the river

3. extend your siphon-like mouth to eat small fish, shellfish, and crustaceans

4. launch yourself out of the water and make a big splash just for fun

5. show off them scutes!

Jaune: Aw! Pyrrha! I'm happy I'm with you too! It's great we're friends!

Pyrrha: ... Yep!

Pyrrha: I'm sorry, but could we circle back to our earlier conversation?

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Blake: (Author) I said, "draw Ms. Blake with MORE sex appeal!" You call THIS sexy?!

Jaune: (Artist) Oh, what the hell do YOU know about sex appeal?!

Blake: Excuse me?

Jaune: You think just because a girl shows a little cleavage, that's enough to be considered "sexy"? You're clearly the amateur here, especially since you're obviously basing this character on you!

Jaune: Your stare is empty and piercing! You have eye bags under your eye bags! And your lip gloss doesn't work if you're always scowling!

Blake: (Winces)

Jaune: Hmph! Face it; you don't know sex appeal.

Blake: ...I'll pretend you didn't say that. Now make the changes I asked for and-

Jaune: NO.

Blake: ...Fine. PLEASE fix your mistake-

Jaune: NO.

Blake: Oh, so you're going to disobey your boss?!

Jaune: Only when she's trying to bait low-brow perverts! Ms. Black would never stoop that low!

Blake: FINE! If you won't do what I say, then enjoy reading a spicy erotica about YOU getting gangbanged by five ALPHA Beowolves!

Jaune: AHAHAHA! Be careful~! I can draw you PREGNANT, you know!

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1 HOUR LATER...

Jaune: (Reading spice)

Blake: (Looking at her preg-pic)

Jaune/Blake: (Thinking) She/He actually wrote/drew...