Pyrrha, in a forest with her students: Okay kids, for today's assignment I want everyone to collect the red sap from the trees in this forest. Be wary though, because this forest is home to many Grimm that won't hesitate to attack. So be cautious during this assignm-
*Suddenly a beowolf jumps out of the clearing and guns it towards Pyrrha*
Random student: PROFESSOR NIKOS, LOOK OUT!
Pyrrha, nonchalantly: *Punches the Grimm repeatedly in the face before brutally ripping it in half vertically from the jaw down, causing blood to fly everywhere*
Every student, looking at Pyrrha: =0
Pyrrha, covered in Grimm blood: Anyway, as what I was saying. Be very cautious during this assignment. This is no field trip, as you just saw. I want everyone to meet back here in one hour. Any questions?
Pyrrha, smiling sweetly while still covered in Grimm Blood: Good. You are dismissed.
*The next day, in Pyrrha's classroom*
Student one: I can't believe that Professor Nikos ripped that Grimm in half yesterday.
Student two: And so can't believe he cleaved 20 more Grimm in half down the middle in ease afterwards.
Student one: Man, Professor Nikos is pretty badass.
Student two: Yeah, she has no fear at all. She can take on an army of Grimm with even breaking a sweat.
Pyrrha, smiling while addressing her class: Welcome back everyone. It's nice to see you again. First things first, I want to congratulate everyone at passing yesterday's assignment. You kids really acted like professional huntsmen. You were courageous and acted calmly to the situation, just like how a huntsman shou- EEEEP!
Every student, all standing quickly: !?!?!?!?!?!
*All of the students follow Pyrrha’s gaze to see a spider on the floor*
Pyrrha, jumping on her desk: My gosh! That sucker is so big! Just look at it! It’s so terrifying!
*The spider gets closer to Pyrrha’s desk*
Pyrrha, screeching while nearly falling off the desk: OH MY GOSH! NO!!!! G-GO AWAY! SHOO! *Throws her stapler at it, completely missing it*
Student one:........is.....is she for real?
Pyrrha, shakened up: Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! I need to calm down! Look, can one of you kids please kill this thing!? You will literally be my hero!
Every student, looking at their fearless professor in. Perplexed manner:........
Pyrrha: Hello!? Why are you guys just standing there!? Are you listening!? Please someone, anyone, kill this spider for me! I will give you extra credit for it, I promise! Just throw your shoe at it or something! I’m serious!
Student two: Yep. I think she's for real.
*The spider gets even closer to Pyrrha*
Pyrrha: GUYS I’M BEGGING YOU! KILL THIS THING FOR ME!!! ITS SO CLOSE NOW!!!! I CAN SEE IT’S HAIR ON IT! *Shivers* OH GOSH! IT EYEING ME RIGHT NOW! HELP!
The the entire class:..........*single awkward cough amongst them*
*A random student finally stands up before killing the spider calmly*
Pyrrha, climbing off her desk: Oh thank you so much. You're a life saver. You are getting ten points of extra credit as promised. *Awkwardly coughs* Anyway, where was I?
Every student, still staring at Pyrrha:.......
Pyrrha, blushing: C-can uhm....can you guys do me a favor and not mention this to Nurse Arc? He would tease me non stop if he found out about this.
*Every student nods, one of them even deleting a video of Pyrrha freaking that they just took*
Pyrrha, sighing in relief: Thank you so much. You kids are angels. Okay, as I was saying. Congratulations on passing yesterday's assignment-
Student one, whispering: She's like a gladiator and a cinnamon roll put together.
Student two, whispering: Tell me about. Nurse Arc is a lucky bastard.
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