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Confession #1231
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Ruby: A robber ambushes you and makes the classic "money or your life" demand. What do you do?
Jaune: Welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Ruby: Or... you could use the fact you're a highly experienced and durable Huntsman and arrest him?
Jaune: Egh, that sounds like busy work.
Lawrence: Your majesty, you should understand that the Emperor of France is an incredibly talented man, but if you choose to ally yourself with him he will use those talents to invade and conquer his neighbors!
Anahuarque, an Empress who has already seized a throne: *Marries Napoleon*
Lawrence:
annual redraw of the pyrrha featuring some actual muscles
2025 vs 2017, 2020, 2023
Pyrrha: *Doing weighted Squats* Jaune? Is there a problem?
Jaune: *Doing his damnedest not to ogle her* Someone's solid and It's not Snake ...
Pyrrha: *Pure and Innocent* Thank you Jaune! You're doing solid as well!
~Later~
Jaune: *taking off his shirt, covered in sweat* Hey pyrrha, are you okay? You're awfully flushed.
Pyrrha: *Biting her tongue to not lick her lips* Fine. Just a bit hot.
Jaune: *Dense and oblivious* Okay, just take care of yourself. your deserve to take breaks too!
Glynda: You two are banned from using the gym together until you can control yourselves in public.
Glynda: Your mutual thirst is making the other gym members uncomfortable.
Pyrrha: What thirst? I make sure Jaune and I stay properly hydrated.
Jaune: Yeah! What gives?
Glynda: *Muttering* Ozpin needs to give a raise for dealing with this stupidity.

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RWBYJNPR: *taking turns doing Glynda Goodwitch impressions with her spare glasses*
Yang: *wearing Glyndaâs glasses with her hair in a bun* Does anyone else feel the urge to scold themselves?
Yang: âMiss Xiao-Long, what are you doingâŚ?â đĽ¸
Glynda: *enters room behind Yang* Miss Xiao-Long, what are you doingâŚ? đ¤¨
Yang: đ¨
Yang: âŚI conjured herâŚ! đŤŞ
Ren: I ship Jaune and Nora based on their mutual interest in protecting innocent lives out of a sense of obligation from their traumas.
Ren: I also ship Jaune and Pyrrha because of her explicitly stated attraction to him.
Ren: I am a simple shipper who is easy to please, folks.
Weiss: Life is bondage and I'm in a gimp suit.
Ruby: ...What does that mean?
Weiss walks away
Ruby: Weiss, what does that mean?!
Weiss starts to run and Ruby chases
Ruby: WEISS! WEISS!! EXPLAIN IT TO ME, WEISS!!!
Pyrrha: Sweetie is everything okay?
Arkos Son: Why did you tell the class you were my mom?
Pyrrha, hurt: What?
Jaune: What? Wait, are you embarrassed about your mother?
Arkos Son: No, it's just that each one of my classmates kept telling me how hot my mom is when they found out!
Pyrrha, blushing: What?
Jaune: Well, you have a hot mom. Get used to it.
Arkos Son: I can't get used to the stuff they say to me!
Jaune: You're overreacting. Other kids said things about my mom too when I was your age.
Arkos Son: Did any of your classmates tell you that you were lucky to be breastfed by your mother?!
Pyrrha:.........
Jaune:........I can't even think of a joke right now. What the actual fuck is wrong your classmates?
Jaune: When the troubles of the world become too loud, I like to block them outâŚ
Jaune: âŚby using Pyrrhaâs thighs as earmuffsâŚ! đĽ°
Pyrrha: *embarrassed but benefiting from the situation* đŤŁ
Ren: Ah, yesâŚ! I do something similar with Noraâs breasts!
Nora: *proud and smug* Damn right, you doâŚ! đ

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You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because theyâre human. But if youâre really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And theyâll text you âwhat ant is this [blurry photo]â. And then theyâll ask you how youâve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they donât know what you love theyâll never know what you like
And then when the ant convention is in town theyâll be like dude⌠we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didnât know u loved ants
And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions
Arkos prompt: Princess Pyrrah surprising knight in training Jaune that she can sword fight and offers to train him (much to her personal excitement)
The knight Jaune Arc was surprised when his princess asked to spar with him. He didnât even know princesses were allowed to fight.
He was soundly beaten. He went another round, and was once more soundly beaten. His princess was one of a kind. As deadly as she is beautiful.
âI will train you,â Pyrrha offered. That shocked Jaune into paying attention again.
âAre you sure⌠that means youâre going to have to spend a lot of time with meâŚâ Jaune said.
âAnd?â Pyrrha asked.
Jaune saw the genuineness in her face. He blushed behind his armor.
âYou⌠donât mind?â Jaune asked. Pyrrha put her hand on his shoulder, then lifted the visor. Jaune looked away.
âLook at me, please,â Pyrrha said. Jaune followed his order.
âYes, I donât mind, Jaune Arc,â Pyrrha said.
She knew his name?
âO-Ok,â Jaune said.
Pyrrha smiled.
It was a gorgeous smile.
Medieval Arkos Prompt: Jaune carrying a tired Princess Pyrrah who isn't really asleep but enjoying the attention
Jaune found Pyrrha in the library. It was his duty to take her back to her bed with it being so late. He tried to wake her, but she was so sound asleep.
Jaune moved her arm around his neck. He put his arm below her leg and his other arm on her back.
âPlease forgive me, love,â Jaune whispered, âbut I have to move you.â
Jaune held her close so she could feel his warmth and hear his heart.
âYour hair is the most beautiful color I have ever seen,â Jaune said.
Pyrrha didnât reply since she was asleep.
Jaune carried on, whispering his love for a sleeping Pyrrha⌠or at least she let him think she was sleeping.
No, she was wide awake, adoring every second.
Arkos prompt: Princess Pyrrah surprising knight in training Jaune with an evening picnic rather then sword training as he deserves a reward for his improvement with things becoming romantic.
Jaune returned to the training ground once more for the nightly training session with Pyrrha. She always had time at night, and well⌠he was a knight.
He opened the door to the training grounds. He saw Princess Pyrrha⌠but she wasnât in her training gear.
âGood evening, Jaune. We arenât training tonight. We need to relax our bodies. Jaune looked down at his greatly overdressed self. Thankfully, he could get out of the training gear easily. He didnât even think about how rude it could be considered until after he was done.
âWell, Jaune, are you comfortable?â Pyrrha asked.
âYeah, very comfortable. I wonât be sweating tonight,â Jaune said. Pyrrha smiled, and showed him a spot next to her.
Jaune sat down next to Pyrrha. She pulled from the other side of her a large basket of food.
âIf you care to listen to some thoughts and complaints,â Pyrrha said, âI have pleasurable food.â
âIâd listen even if there wasnât food,â Jaune said.
âThank you,â Pyrrha said.
Pyrrha began talking about poetry. Jaune knew some poems, but the way Pyrrha talked about themâŚ
Pyrrha moved her hand over Jauneâs, not even stopping. She started talking about her teacher her made her read poem after poem.
âThere was one kind that I enjoyed,â Pyrrha said, laying her head on Jauneâs shoulder.
His heart was beating so fast, his face burned, and he was getting lost in all of Pyrrha.
âLove poems,â Pyrrha said.
Pyrrha started moving up towards Jaune, whispering a poem. His heart was in his ears so he couldnât hear her words. He moved his hand and wrapped it around Pyrrhaâs waist.
Pyrrha leaned up, kissing Jaune.
The feeling was intoxicating. And Jaune had suddenly became a drunk.
Pyrrhaâs hand started to explore Jaune, marking and memorizing every inch, making a map of his face in her mind. He pulled Pyrrha close. A hand was on his chest. Pyrrha gently pushed Jaune down, continuing the kiss.
She eventually broke the kiss. She smiled at Jaune. He held her.
âPyrrhaâŚâ her name whispered as if worship from his lips.
âYou are my knight, Jaune. Mine. You can win my hand, as I hope you do,â Pyrrha said. She leaned down and started peppering Jaune with kisses all over. Jaune reciprocated whenever he could.
âI will win your hand,â Jaune promised.
âI am your princess, Jaune, my wish is your command. I command you to win my hand in marriage.â
Blake: Can we please stop calling Faunus "mutts", it's offensive.
Weiss: What? How can it be? That's just what the word means.
Blake: No it's not. You know how hurtful it is, but you just don't care.
Weiss: *Holding up a dictionary* Here, it's right there in black and white. Ha, there's even a photo of a Faunus under the word "mutt".
Blake: *Turning the book over in her hand* ... Weiss, this is your family's publishing company.
Vol 10:
Blake: *leafing through Vacuan library* Oh hey! A book from the Schnee Publishing Company!
Blake: Hey, Weiss, remember back at Beacon-
Weiss: *cringing herself inside out* OH DEAR GODS DONT REMIND ME!!!! đŤŁ

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Jaune: Guys, I been turn into a woman.
Ruby: don't worry Jaune we'll figure out how to change you back.
Yang: Ruby's right we'll do our..best..(looking at jaune's chest)..to..I'm sorry but are your boobs bigger then mine.
~A few hours later~
Jaune: Ah! Back to being a guy again!
Yang, now also a guy: ...
Yang: Goddamn it! Your chest is still bigger than mine