#arculus rift

Ruby: How do you know that?

Jaune: ...

~A few nights ago~

Penny: Jaune? May I 'Stack Donuts on it?'

Jaune: Uh ... Sure?

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Penny: I'm going to need donuts of an older fashion.

Jaune: What do you mean?

Penny: The original Donut machine was produced in the late 1920's to early 1930's. Before that, hand-made donuts had larger centers on average.

Penny: And I may need to employ old tactics for this kind of occasion.

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Penny: Salutations, friend Jaune, how are you?

Jaune: im good, uh...*takes Penny's hands*

Penny: Yes?

Jaune: I love having you in the city because though I can't see the stars, I have your freckles to look at.

Penny's brain:

Penny: *Who lied to Jaune about needing to get recharged, enjoying the warm sensation of his aura, which is one of the few sensations she can actually feel in her mechanical body* I-i'm afraid my batteries are recharging at a slower pace than expected- *hic*! We must keep going for an hour or two- *hic*!

Jaune: Hey Pen-

Jaune: ...

Penny: *Wearing big, round glasses* Is something the matter?

~Several Hours later~

Penny: *Breathing heavy, covered in hickeys* I Take it you like them~

Jaune: *Plucking at his guitar, playing sharp, bright notes that contrast the deep, long, melodious hum of the Penny's instrument*

(Yan)Penny: I could be your perfect girlfriend...

Weiss: Okay, Jaune, I've got to ask. Are you completely colorblind? She's literally glowing red! Like a red flag! Rining any bells!

(Yan)Penny: But darling...red is the color of passion!

Weiss: No! Red is the color of DANGER...also fire...also blood! Coincidence? I think not!

(Yan)Penny: I just want to make you safe and completely and emotionally dependent.

Weiss: Oh, how comforting! Like a hug from a Venus fly trap!

(Yan)Penny: I can talk to you in atlesian...

Weiss: Great, she's bilingual and terrifying! Can we uninstall this version?

(Yan)Penny: You can't uninstall love. It's pre-installed in my soul.

Weiss: That's not love! That's malware with eyeliner!

(Yan)Penny: I watched your favorite anime, Jaune, All of it. Twice.

Weiss: Oh no. Not even i did that. Did she really watch 100% Naruto fillers!?

(Yan)Penny: I made a ship name for us. And fanart. And fanfiction. And a wedding website.

Weiss: She's already planning a boss fight at the altar!