#arculus rift

Ruby: Penny, could you modify yourself to be a cocksleeve for him?

Penny: ... I ... suppose depending on how big he is I may be able to rearrange things?

Ruby: Thanks! I just can't help but feel bad that he can only use toys - having someone he can hold and kiss and stuff - here 's a picture next to my arm for Reference!

Penny: ...

Penny: *Who lied to Jaune about needing to get recharged, enjoying the warm sensation of his aura, which is one of the few sensations she can actually feel in her mechanical body* I-i'm afraid my batteries are recharging at a slower pace than expected- *hic*! We must keep going for an hour or two- *hic*!

Penny: (Walks up)

Weiss: I have a feeling it's going to be even more uncomfortable.

Penny: Jaune.

Jaune: (Shark!Faunus) Penny.

Yang: (Takes drink)

Penny: I'm pregnant.

Yang: (Spits it out)

Penny: (Leaves)

RWBY: (Staring at Jaune)

Blake: I... had no idea you two-

Jaune: Yeah, we... (Stands) I... should go.

Yang: Wait, wait, wait! Hang on! You can't just walk away after she drops a bombshell like that! I've got questions!

Yang: (Follows) Y'know, just the usual, like how does a robotgirl sharkman hybrid work? Boy or girl? Freshwater or saltwater? Gills or gears-

Jaune:

Yang: (Slides down wall, Hand to her chest)

Penny: Salutations, friend Jaune, how are you?

Jaune: im good, uh...*takes Penny's hands*

Penny: Yes?

Jaune: I love having you in the city because though I can't see the stars, I have your freckles to look at.

Penny's brain:

Jaune: *Drawing Crocea Mors* I'm Sorry-

Weiss: *Summoning Arma Gigas* -Did you just-

Ruby: *Readying a Shot* -INsult Penny?

Asshole: ...

Asshole: ...

Asshole: On Second thought, I'm very happy to have someone protect us, no matter their origin of creation.

Penny: *Sitting on Jaune's lap*

Jaune: You know, you actually weigh less than I was expecting you to. Considering you're made of metal.

Penny: My frame is a highly durable, but light alloy that allows my weight to be that of an average girl my size while maintaining my combat effectiveness.

okay, I'm being nice.

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Jeanne: Yang. Yang wake up.

Yang: *gasping awake* Jeanne!? Jeanne you're here! You're okay! *extremely desperate and tight dragonslayer hugs*

Jeanne: *hugging Yang back and petting her hair soothingly* Yeah, Dragon. I'm fine. Your knight's fine.

Yang: You're back, you're actually back...

Jeanne: Of course I came back, Ember. We omitted 'till death do us part' from our vows for a reason. I fought my way back to you, and I always will.

Yang: You're amaz- *hears bed creak*

Yang: *Suddenly in battle mode, ready to kill anyone who dare threatens her wife, lilac flames blazing across her eyes* What was that!?

Jeanne: Oh um, I brought along a few people when I came back... *leans to the side sheepishly to reveal two other naked girls*

Pyrrha: Hello again!

Penny: Salutations Friend Yang!

Penny: Friend Jeanne told us you might be interested in an orgy?

Yang: *with a strangled voice* Wh-at?

Jeanne: Yang, we have a decade of married sex I need to catch up on.

Jeanne: ...and I want to share you with them too cause I'm greedy.