#jaune arc

Jaune: Yeah, so this guy started talking shit like he was the shit, but honestly he ain't shit. So when I said he was talking shit he, I shit you not, started giving me shit for talking shit about the worthless shit he's spouting. After that, shit hit the fan and I had to kick his shit in. Turns out he was as shit at fighting as he was at talking. Real shit-for-brains that guy.

Weiss: I see your grasp of the common vernacular for polite conversation has improved markedly since last time we spoke.

Jaune: Aw shit, that's nice of you to say.

Weiss: No, I am saying that you are "talking shit". It is "straight up" manure of the male bovine variety.

Pietro: Do not.

Jaune: A museum. 😊

Jaune: If you ever need me I will be there for you.

Ruby: Aww Jaune tha...?

Jaune: I might be late.

Ruby: That might happen, but at least you'll be t...

Jaune: And, I might be drunk.

Ruby: Wha? Since when did you start drinking?

Jaune: I may, or may not have a raccoon.

Ruby: A what?

Jaune: The raccoon might be stolen.

Ruby: Stolen? Where would you even steal a raccoon?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Where was I going?

Ruby: I'm not sure either...

Jaune: I will be there!

Ruby: I know you will be...?

Jaune: Me, and the raccoon will be there!

Ruby: ...

Ruby: The hell is going on...?!

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Jaune: What can I do to help?

Ren: I suggest Buddhism.

Jaune: Will that help?

Ren: Help explain it or help stop you from doing stupid shit?