Evil Plans
Salem: Okay, the villains' meeting is in session. First business order, plan our next evil act. Any ideas?
Cinder: What if we rob a bank?
Everyone: Ohh! Nice Idea. I Like it.
Arthur: Create a virus that disables communications
Everyone: So evil. Really nice. I like it.
Tyrian: We can carry out an attack on a very important government building.
Everyone: Wow! So bad~. I like it.
Suddenly one of the Medusa Grimm approaches Salem, giving her a message.
Salem: Yes?.... I see. I have just been informed that we have an spy among us.
Everyone: *Evil Gasp!*
On the other side of the table is a person who looks like Jaune Arc but has black hair and an evil eye patch.
Jaune Juan: *Worry* Whaaaat?
Arthur: Well, it can't be me! I killed people. *He says proudly*
Tyrian: It has to be Cinder! She has pictures of that blond guy who's with the silver-eyed girl in her room!
Cinder: *Fluster* What?! Of course not! I don't have any pictures of that idiot!
Everyone: *Arguing amongst themselves*
Salem: Juan...
Juan: *nervous* Y-Yes?
Salem: You've been very quiet…
Juan: *Sweating*
Salem: A sign of a villainous mastermind!
Everyone: Oh yes! That's true. True villainy.
Salem: What villainous things are you thinking, Juan?
Juan: Um... When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your enemy's wounds?
Salem:...
Everyone:...
Salem: *Smiles* A clever method of torture!
Everyone: Oh yeah. So evil. Truly a villain.
Cinder: So who is the spy?
Tyrian: It can't be me, I literally killed a lot of people in Vale for the organization.
Salem: Vale?
Tyrian: No! Wait, I made a mistake! I meant Atlas! I had a layover in Vale for my flight! I really meant Atlas!
Salem: Take him away!
Grimm appears from the floor and they take Tyrian out of the meeting to God knows where. The only thing that can be heard are his screams as he leaves the room.
Tyrian: I'm not the spy! I'm not! I swear!!!....
Salem: Okay, with that out of the way. Let's get back to evil ideas.
Cinder: OH! Stealing candy from orphaned children!
Everyone: Oooh. So evil. Evil indeed.
Juan: (Holy shit, Nora's disguise actually worked!)
