Jaune: Have a good night Ruby, love you!
Ruby waves and heads out as Jaune closes the door to his apartment.
CC: Raise the bridge and bolt the doors, do it now!
Jaune: Woah, hey, whats going on here?
CC: Will that silver eyed witch warrior she-devil return? Are you injured?
Jaune: huh? Injured? Why would I be injured?
CC: I admit, I underestimated you! You fought valiantly against the witch!
Jaune: What in the hell are you on about?
CC: The silver eyed devil must have wiped your memory, probably slipped some potion in your wine, she tried to kill you...twice!
Jaune: What? When did Ruby try to kill me?
CC: One moment you both were talking then the next you both were gladiators, nude, grappling like ancient roman wrestlers!
CC: I thought all was lost when she had you trapped on your back as you pleaded to my creators for aid!
Jaune: This...am I really having this conversation?
CC: You handled yourself well, father! You even managed to avoid contracting the vampiric curse when she was knawing on your neck!
Jaune, touching the numerous little hickeys on his neck, looked at the Curious Cat with a blush.
Jaune: That...that is not what happened! It was not a fight!
CC: It was indeed not a fight, it was a war, smacking, grabbing, and scratching! Tangled like anacondas trying to strangle each other with your entire bodies!
Jaune: Am I really talking about this...with a cat?
Jaune: we-we weren't fighting each other!
CC: No need to be bashful! You stood dominant! Don't be ashamed of victory!
Jaune: R-Ruby didn't lose?
CC: Of course she did, she even apologized for not being able to fight longer!
Jaune: Lalalalalala! Shut up, shut up!
CC: You live to fight another day, you did your best and we are safe, rest now, I'll take the first watch in case she comes back!
Jaune: I-I-im just gonna...go to bed.
CC: Yes, you get your rest, I'll show you some moves tomorrow, I can train you to do it 'Kitty Style'
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