Arc Misadventuers, The Second

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Introductions

Friends

Glynda: Mr. Arc, a word?

Jaune: Uhh... Yes, Miss Goodwitch?

Glynda: I noticed you didn't hand in your homework, you are usually always on top of making sure your homework is done, and handed in on time. Did something happen Mr. Arc?

Jaune: Uhh... yeah uhh... I-I was going to work on it yesterday. I had the perfect Idea to finish my homework! But, uhh...

Glynda: But?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: A succubus was in my room, and seduced me...

Glynda: A... A succubus?

Jaune: Yeah... 

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Jaune: Okay... time to finish my homework, and then I get to do some gaming, and...

Jaune: ...

Jaune: I'm not alone... am I?

: Hey Jaune~!

Jaune: H-Hey... Arslan... W-Why are you in my room...?

Arslan: I'm just having such a difficult time with Goodwitch's class... Can you help me... Sempai~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: "Gulp!"

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Glynda: A succubus seduced you?

Jaune: Yeah.

Glynda: Again?!

Jaune: Yeah...

Glynda: Haa... Alright, I'll give you another day to accomplish your homework. Make sure that another succubus, demon, or whatever monster girl that comes across your path doesn't seduce you. Again.

Jaune: Y-Yes Ma'am... Thank you Ma'am.

Glynda: You may go no Jaune.

Jaune: Thank you Ms...?!

Glynda: Ahem~?

Jaune: G-Glynda... Thank you Glynda.

Glynda: Much better. You may go Jaune.

Glynda: ...

Glynda: Haa... I need to have a word with Salem... We can't keep having the only human male in this entire school being seduced all the time by every student in the school!

Yea an old Billy and Mandy reference

Yeah...

I grew up in this odd... circumstance when it comes to children cartoons.

I was the age to watch all of them, Teen Titans, Total Drama Island, Fairy Odd Parents, Billy and Mandy. You name it, and I was a kid during the time they were all on.

But, I couldn't watch them... Any of them. Mainly because we only had three channels growing up, and the best I got was the Simpsons.

So, you can make all these references you want, but I won't have a bloody clue what any of them mean. And, I'm too old now to really give a care about them.

Everywhere I go, I see your posts.

I’ll make sure it doesn’t change.

I'm not sure what I'm more impressed with.

That I've basically conquered four separate tags, or where the photos were cropped, or where the text is...

Glynda: Is there anything I can do for you Master~?

Jaune: U-U-Uhhh...?! N-Nothing! Nothing at all!

Glynda: Are you sure Master~?

Jaune: Y-Y-Yep! Thanks for the towel Glynda! B-Bye!

Glynda: But, wait Jaune...?!

“Slam!”

Glynda: Dammit...

: Oh, so close~!

Glynda: Ahh?!

Glynda: L-L-Lady Arc?! I-I was just...?!

Juniper: Attempting to seduce my son?

Glynda: ...

Glynda: Y-Yes... Yes I was...

Juniper: And, why were you trying to seduce my son; Trying to claim the social ladder, hmm?

Glynda: What, no! I'm not after Jaune for his status! I'm after Jaune, because I am in love with him! Not because of... Ah?!

Juniper: Oh really~? You... are in love with my son? Now that is hilarious!

Glynda: What?! You don't think I am good enough for your son? Well, you're right! I'm not good enough for him... Jaune is sweet, kind, and noble! He is too good for someone like me, you know all about the blood I've spilt on my hands. I'm...! I'm not good enough for someone as pure as him..

Juniper: No... No. Nothing like that at all Glynda. In fact, I think you're perfect for him.

Glynda: W-What...?

Juniper: I've known you've been in love with Jaune for years now. I know Jaune is also in love with you two for quite some time as well.

Glynda: H-He does...?

Juniper: So, after proving that you are more than good enough for my son based upon all of your past actions, I approve of you two becoming a couple. So, in order for you to successfully seduce my shy son, I've prepared this for you~!

Glynda: WAit… Y-You'll let me date your son? You'll let me date Jaune?!

Juniper: I'll let you do more than that~! So come on, use this, and you’ll get that cute little bunny boy all for yourself~!

Glynda: How exactly will this item of yours get me, and Jaune to...?

Glynda: Oh...

Glynda: Ohhhh~!

Glynda: Oh I can make this work~!

Juniper: I know you will. Good luck Glynda.

Glynda: You have my thanks, my Lady.

Juniper: Oh please, just call me 'Mom~!'

Glynda: W-What?

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Jaune: Okay... Well, Glynda isn't here... so I don't have to worry about her coming on to me.

Jaune: But, gods! I am such a coward! I know she's coming on to me, but she's just so... so...

Jaune: Perfect.

Jaune: Haa...

Jaune: I'm such a fucking coward...

Glynda: Oh Jaune~!

Jaune: Hmm? Oh Glynda, what do you... AHCK?!

Glynda: What do I need? Hmm... Oh, I know what I need!

Jaune: A-And, that is...?

Glynda: What. I. Need. Is. You~!

Jaune: M-M-Me?!

Glynda: Come on Jaune~! We've been playing this game for years now; This constant will they, won't they, has been so tiring. So, come on Jaune, let's do this already. So, build up that courage hidden deep down inside you, and make your move.

Jaune: G-Glynda...?! I-I'm not sure if that's a g-good idea?!

Glynda: Jaune...

Jaune: EEP?!

Glynda: Just shut up, and fuck me already~!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: O-Okay...

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Juniper: Hmmm~!

Acheius: Hey honey, how are...? What did you do?

Juniper: What~? I didn't do anything my little hubby bunny~!

Acheius: ...

Juniper: ...

Juniper: Okay, fine! I set up Jaune, and Glynda to finally get together. Happy?

Acheius: Oh? Well... that's great!

Juniper: R-Really?

Acheius: Yeah, I think those two would be good for each other! And, I'm so tired of them dancing around one another... So, good on you for finally getting them together!

Juniper: Thank you~!

Acheius: ...

Acheius: What did you do...

Juniper: What~? I already told you want I've done~1

Acheius: You spiked their food with aphrodisiacs, didn't you?

Juniper: What no! I didn't do that!

Acheius: Oh good.

Juniper: I did spike Glynda's food with fertility pills though...

Acheius: Gods dammit Juniper!

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Yang: Hello boys~!

(Boing~!)

Glynda: Hi~!

(Boing~!)

Sun: Wow...

Jaune: Careful men! These here are sirens!

Jaune: They will conjure themselves into any form in order to lure you to them, so they may drag you down into the water depths of the sea!

Sun: Why does that one look like me?

Sun: (Seductive wink~!)

Jaune: Uhh, what?

Neptune: W-Who cares?! T-That can be for anyone... anyone here...

Jaune: Well, some hidden secrets have been unleashed today...

Jaune: But, it does not matter! For we will not judge! What a person's preferences are does not matter! We will just advert our eyes from this, and... Wait, why is that one just a bowl of ramen?

Nora:

Ren: LET ME GO TO HER!

Jaune: NO!

Sun: Hold on Ren!

Neptune: You must resist the temptation Ren!

Ren: PLEASE LET ME GO TO HER CAPTAIN!

Jaune: NO!!!

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Elf Yang: So, Jaune… Where do you see us in your future? Me being a long living elf, and you being a human, and all that stuff.

Jaune: Well... I kinda see us like this:

Yang: ...

Jaune: ...

Yang: You... you see me as your loving, and supportive wife…? A-And, as the mother to our beautiful children...?

Jaune: Yeah, so, Yang... Would you.. do me the honour of…?!

Yang: With huge mommy milkers~!

Jaune: ...

Salem: I know you are going through a great many things Jane. But, you must learn to face your inner demons.

Jaune: Face my inner demons?! Lady that is my demon!

Neo:

Jaune: And, by facing my inner demons; she wants that literally as in, ‘in her!’ Is that what I’m supposed to do when I face my, ‘inner demons?!’

Salem: Yes.

Jaune: …

Jaune was the last one standing, his friends were all dead and the one he loved fell with them. The Blacksmith of the Everafter gave him a choice. To return to the start of his journey and try again. He did so without hesitation. So did six other versions of himself.

That is how, during the Beacon initiation of 80AGW, that Jaune Arc exploded into a rainbow of colors that left seven identical copies of Jaune Arc flying in random directions. Seven groups of friends, seven loves lost, seven sets of partners for the seven returned Jaunes, one out of his depth Ozpin who has to deal with it

Okay, let me get this straight...

Everyone dies, The Blacksmith sends Jaune back in time, but Jaune goes back with seven versions of himself, and they all get into a relationship with everyone in team NJPR, and RWBY?

And, if I got this right...

Jaune: Blake, can you ask your mom to stop sending me pictures of kittens?

Blake: What are you talking about? They’re adorable! I mean, looking at the sleepy little kitten! And, this one, looks like it’s ready to take over the world… And look at this one, so photogenic! Why do you want mom to stop sending you cat photos?!

Jaune: Blake, tell me, what is a kitten?

Blake: A baby cat.… Oh… Oh, how did I not see that…?

Jaune: Least she’s subtle about it, unlike my mom…

Blake: Should I just tell them I’m already pregnant so they’ll stop?

Jaune: Wait! You’re what?!

Yang: Hey, Jaune! Mind counting how many times I jump when I’m using these skipping ropes? I would do it myself, but I tend to zone out when I do it.

Jaune: Sounds easy enough; Start whenever you’re ready.

Yang: Great: Keep an eye on how many times they bounce, should be relatively the same amount of times I jump.

Nora: I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna tell him how I feel!

RWBY: Yeah! Go do it, Nora!

Nora: Okay! (Runs off)

Yang: Ahh... She's finally going to tell him how she feels.

Ruby: She's so precious!

Weiss: Ren better accept her confession... We spent so much time trying to help her get to this point...

Ren: I better accept who's what now?

Ruby: REN! What are you doing here?! Where's Nora?

Ren: On her way to confess to her crush.

Weiss: How do you know that!?

Pyrrha: Because she told us she was going to?

RWBY: WHAT?!

Blake: But, wasn't she going to confess to you?

Pyrrha: Yeah, they may be close, but they’re not that close.

Yang: Really?

Ren: Yeah, as much as people like to think; we don't, don't like each other that way.

Blake: If she wasn't going to tell you...?

Ruby: Then who is she going to tell...?

Ren: Well…?!

Nora: JAUNE, I LIKE YOU! WILL YOU PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME?!

Jaune: WAIT, WHAT?!

RWBY: …?!

Pyrrha: I thought she would be more subtle.

Ren: Yeah, that's about how well I thought this would all turn out.

Yang: Okay, it's my turn. Hmm...? Ah! Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: Y-Yes?

Yang: Truth, or dare?

Pyrrha: Uhh... Dare!

Yang: Okay~! I dare you to kiss the person you like the most~!

Pyrrha: K-Kiss?!

Yang: On the lips. No kiddy kiss on the cheek, plant one right on the mouth~!

Pyrrha: D-Do I have to...?

Nora: YES!

Ren: You must.

Ruby: Do it coward!

Pyrrha: Okay, okay! I'll do it...

Blake: The camera is ready~!

Pyrrha: Okay... Uhh... J-Jaune...?

Jaune: I'm in your way? Yeah, I'll go...

Pyrrha: What? No wait, that's not what I...?! Come back!

Nora: Fuck!

Ruby: We were so close!

Ren: But, why did he just get up, and leave?

Blake: He did say he didn't want to join.

Yang: Why not?

Ren: Well... he said he didn't wanted to be dared to leave. Again...

Yang: Was there ever a group game Jaune was a part of where he didn't get kicked out of?

Blake: Not likely it seems.

Pyrrha: Dammit... This was my chance...

Weiss: Chance? Chance for what?

Pyrrha: I wanted that kiss. I really wanted to kiss Jaune!

Weiss: Wait, I was behind Jaune, you didn't want to kiss me?

Pyrrha: Eww, gross no!

Weiss: Oh, okay then...

Yang: You game, Jaune?

Jaune: Sure, why not? Okay: I have eight sisters. I’m engaged to Weiss. And, I’m proficient in the use of firearms. Which is the lie?

Yang: Pff… Easy, the firearms!

Blake: I have to agree with Yang on this one, I’ve never seen you use a gun before. Let alone hold one.

Ruby: But, I thought you had seven sisters?

Jaune: You’re all wrong!

RBY: What?!

Jaune: I know how to use a firearm, I just never used one against Grimm so why bother? I have seven sisters, and a sister in law; eight sisters in total!

Ruby: Cheeky bugger…

Yang: Prove it, or it’s all a lie!

Blake: So, you being engaged to Weiss is the lie then?

Jaune: Yes, yes it is.

Yang: How come none of us figured that one out?

Blake: Yeah, seems pretty obvious now that we think about it.

Ruby: The most unbelievable was the lie after all.

Jaune: Of course it’s a lie, we’ve been married for months now already anyway.

Ruby: Eh?

Yang: Say what now?

Blake: Beg pardon?!

RBY: …?!

RBY: WEISS?!!

Yang: Is he joking?

Blake: He can’t be serious?!

Ruby: Is it true, Weiss? Are you two really married…?

Weiss: …

Weiss: This isn’t how I wanted you to find out about us…

RBY: Eh…?

Blake: I'm sorry, Jaune, you just don't have that edgy, bad boy streak that I'm attracted to.

Jaune: ...

Jaune see's, Sun walking next to him, and shoves him into the school fountain.

Sun: Phwa! Couch-cough!

Sun: Dude, what the hell was that for?!

Jaune leans down, and whispers in Sun's ear.

Sun: Oh? So that's what's up?

Jaune: Ya, pretty much.

Sun: Cool, go about your business.

Jaune stands back to face Blake who was biting her lip.

Blake: Oh gods, that's hot~!

Blake grabbed Jaune's face, and kissed him, and the duo proceeded to make out.

Blake: Babe, I got you a gift!

Jaune: I got you a gift too!

Blake: Ahh thanks babe!

Jaune: What did you get me! Eh… You emotional trauma?

Blake: Did you give me your emotional trauma too?

Jaune: …

Blake: …

Jaune: Babe!

Blake: Babe!

The duo proceed to make out.

Yang: …

Weiss: …

Ruby: …

Weiss: He’s still better than anyone else she could have ended up with.

Yang: Same for him…