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Remastered Posts, The First
The Second The Third The Forth The Fifth The Sixth The Seventh The Eighth
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Pistol Strapped Legs
Yang: Why is Ruby’s skirt so short?!
Jaune: It's short so Ruby can easily grab the pistol she’s got strapped to her leg.
Yang: Okay, but it should be…?! How do you know that?
Jaune: She showed me.
Yang: Ruby showed you her legs?
Jaune: Just to show me the gun… and the throwing knives…
Yang: She has throwing knives strapped to her legs?
Jaune: I think… I can’t remember really, I was too distracted when she showed me.
Yang: Too distracted by the weapons Ruby has strapped to her legs?
Jaune: No, too distracted by her legs…
Yang: You were checking my sister out?!
Jaune: And… loving it!
Yang: I'm going to kill you.
Jaune: I regret nothing~!
Jaune: Now before you ready your strongest of punches to my squishiest of bits, just imagine the following, if you please?
Yang: *Warming up punching arm* They're gonna be your last words, so make them count.
Jaune: Picture Blake.
Yang: *Already picturing* Go on...
Jaune: Now picture her in shorts. Tight & Short shorts.
Yang: *Vividly imagining* ...
Jaune: Now throw a thigh holster for Gambol Shroud on one of her luscious, toned and well-shaped legs, and pull that strap tight.
Yang: *Gratuitous mental projection* Oh... Oh, my...
Jaune: And now you are completely distracted. Bye! *Sprinting away*
Yang: *Lucidly dreaming and actively drooling about Blake's legs and Bellabooty being accentuated by short shorts and thigh holsters* Woooow...
It's This Week
: Mmmmh~!
: Hmm? Oh, good morning Jinn.
Jinn: Good morning Jaune~!
Jaune: Sleep well?
Jinn: Yeah... but, I'm still sleepy...
Jaune: You can stay in bed, we've got nothing planned for today.
Jinn: Yay~!
Jaune: Hmm...
Jaune: Oh... Evidently the wedding will be this week.
Jinn: Huh? Whose wedding is it?
Jaune: It's your wedding.
Jinn: Really? And, who is the guy my husband to be?
Jaune: That would be me.
Jinn: Yay~!
Jinn: I get to marry my loveable, perfect boyfriend! Yippee~!
Jaune: 'Yippee' indeed.
Jinn: Haa... Sleepy...
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Uhh...? By the way Jinn.
Jinn: Yeah...?
Jaune: For the record Jinn... You're not dreaming.
Jinn: ...
Jinn: Wha...?
Jaune: Our wedding is being held at the end of the week.
Jinn: ...
Jinn WHAT?!
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A little idea inspired by this photo. Thanks @lar-mx
Fixing My Body
Coco: One hundred... One hundred, and one... One hundred, and two... One hundred, and three... one hundred, and...?
Jaune: Hey Coco, where are you?
Coco: I'm in the gym Jaune!
Coco: One hundred, and five... One hundred, and six...
Jaune: Ahh okay, I was wondering where you were...
Jaune: (Whistles~!)
Jaune: Damn Coco, you're looking great.
Coco:
Coco: Haa... Thanks Jaune.
Jaune: I've been curious why you've been hitting the gym so much. Preparing for the next Summer swimsuit catalog?
Coco: Haha! No, I was... Actually that is a benefit, but no! I need to fix my body after you ruined it!
Jaune: After I ruined it?! W-What did I do?!
Coco: Food.
Jaune: Food?
Coco: You're a damn good cook that makes lovely food Jaune. Ever since you started cooking for all of us your delicious food, I've gained ten pounds!
Jaune: What?! T-Ten pounds?! That's impossible! My food doesn't have that much calories for that to happen! Not counting the cakes...
Coco: I gained ten pounds because I ate so much!
Jaune: Oh... Yeah, you did tend to eat a lot...
Coco: Watch it Arc...
Jaune: I'm sorry, sorry!
Coco: Well... it doesn't matter, I've lost all that weight, and gained a killer six pack! And, there's nothing you can do, or all your delectable meals can do to ruin it!
Jaune: Well... I could cut back on the cakes...
Coco: Don't you dare!
Jaune: Okay!
Coco: Well, it doesn't matter how big, or how much icing you cover one of your cakes with. As long as I'm pumping iron, I'll never gain weight from your cooking again!
Jaune: Does it need to be pumping iron? Can't you lose weight by... Going on runs like Velvet does.
Coco: That's what the treadmill is for lover boy.
Velvet: You could do what I do to lose weight Coco!
Coco: Running? Way ahead of you Bun-Bun.
Velvet: No, I was talking about having loads of bareback sex with Jaune like I do~!
Jaune: Velvet?!
Coco: B-Bareback... s-s-s-sex...?!
Jaune: B-But... all your running?!
Velvet: Naww Love. That's just to stop me from getting cramps after we do it.
Coco: What...?
Velvet: Speaking of~! Come on Bunny Boy~! It's rabbit season~!
Jaune: Whoa hey?!
Coco: ...
Velvet: Coco?
Coco: Y-Yeah...?
Velvet: You coming?
Coco: Coming... Coming for what?
Velvet: Coming to lose some weight we me, and Jaune~?
Coco: ...
Coco: Okay~!
Velvet: Atta girl~!
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I didn't add this because I wasn't thinking too deeply on it, mostly just looking at the characters, and where they were placed. But, based on the 'stats' that were given under each nation. Is this based around a boardgame of some sorts?
It feels like I'm reading the basis for a Civilization board game.
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Pistol Strapped Legs
Yang: Why is Ruby’s skirt so short?!
Jaune: It's short so Ruby can easily grab the pistol she’s got strapped to her leg.
Yang: Okay, but it should be…?! How do you know that?
Jaune: She showed me.
Yang: Ruby showed you her legs?
Jaune: Just to show me the gun… and the throwing knives…
Yang: She has throwing knives strapped to her legs?
Jaune: I think… I can’t remember really, I was too distracted when she showed me.
Yang: Too distracted by the weapons Ruby has strapped to her legs?
Jaune: No, too distracted by her legs…
Yang: You were checking my sister out?!
Jaune: And… loving it!
Yang: I'm going to kill you.
Jaune: I regret nothing~!
Jaune:
They Think We're Cheating On Them
Juniper: So Jaune, what's it like dating four beautiful ladies?
Jaune: Uhh... It's complicated.
Juniper: It must be difficult, dating such fine ladies.
Jaune: No, that's not what I... Well it is complicated, but that's not the reason why it's so complicated.
Juniper: Then what's so complicated then?
Jaune: Well, as you know... I'm dating Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Ruby Rose, and Yang Xiao Long.
Juniper: And, they are all wonderful young ladies~! Although that Yang girl looks like one of my daughters. I accidently referred to her as one, and she started crying tears of joy.
Jaune: Yeah, Yang has a lot of mother issues. But, that's not the point. You see... I'm dating all of them, but they think that I'm only dating one of them, and that by dating them, I'm cheating on my girlfriend with them.
Juniper: W-What...?
Jaune: Yeah it doesn't make sense...
Juniper: H-Hold up! T-This doesn't make sense at all; Your girlfriend's think that you're cheating on girlfriend with your other girlfriend?
Jaune: Yeah.
Juniper: Okay, explain to me what the hell this... 'love affair' you're in the middle of? In intricate detail.
Jaune: Okay... Ruby think's I'm cheating with her on my girlfriend Blake, to prove that she is the more desirable girl. Blake thinks I'm cheating on my other girlfriend Weiss, because I 'prefer' premium faunas pussy more than that 'snobbish Schnee girl.'
Juniper: What does she mean by 'premium pussy?'
Jaune: Weiss thinks I'm cheating on my girlfriend Yang, because she thinks I prefer flat girls than 'top heavy udders for brains girls' like Yang. And, Yang thinks I'm cheating on my girlfriend Ruby with her to 'protect' her little sister from me ravaging her in the bedroom.
Juniper: ...
Juniper: What... What the FUCK?!
Jaune: Yeah... I think the four of them all of a cheating kink... Which considering women's choice of literature, and movies makes sense...
Juniper: Now that I think about it, they all went to your sister, Luna to get signed copies of one of her books. So them being into NTR makes a lot of sense now.
Jaune: Which book?
Juniper: The one where they younger sister seduces her older brother, and steals her away from his girlfriend.
Jaune: Gods dammit. Not that one!
Juniper: It's actually her best seller.
Jaune: It's her what?!
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If I Was Choking: Si
Sienna: Jaune, do you have a moment?
Jaune: For you my Queen; Always.
Sienna: I'm choking, what are you doing?
Jaune: If I was choking you with my hand, I'm supposed to tell you who your human master is, and hold you harder until you answer me.
Sienna: No wait!
Jaune: But, if your throating me, I'm supposed to hold you in place, until I explode all over your face marking you as my bitch. Letting everyone know you're mine.
Sienna: ...
Jaune: ...
Jaune: What?
Sienna: First off: I'm certainly kinkier than I thought. I wasn't so aware I liked it so rough.
Jaune: Your signal to go harder is to scratch up my back...
Sienna: Secondly: I was talking about choking on food. Not on, or by you Jaune.
Jaune: On food?! Sienna, you asked me what I was doing while you're choking, not if you were choking on food.
Sienna: Well why did you think I was talking about sex?!
Jaune: Because you're a kinky bitch!
If I Was Choking: E
Emerald: Hey Jaune?
Jaune: What's up my Jem Stone?
Emerald: If I was chocking, what did you do?
Jaune: Go harder until I break the image you're using with your semblance to make sure I'm actually having sex with you, and not one of my friends, or one of my sisters. Again.
Emerald: ...
Emerald: I was talking if I was chocking on food, or something, but that's... That's fair.
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You ‘Helped’
Saphron: Come on Jaune, I can help you get a girl; trust me!
Jaune: No last time you,’ helped’ me. Who went home with a date?
Saphron: I-I did…
Jaune: And who went home all alone?
Saphron: Y-You did…
Jaune: Yeah. You really helped me there Saph?!
Saphron: Sorry…
Terra: If I wasn’t a five I would have had a hard time deciding between you. If that makes you feel better Jaune?
Jaune: A little, yeah.
Yang: I’ve been told I’m a perfect ten a few times.
Blake: That wasn’t what she meant Yang.
Matching Sweaters!
Jaune got his girlfriend, and her sister matching sweaters!
Jaune isn't sure if she likes it.
@lar-mx
can you put jaune hitting someone very hard to the point that either it leaves them embedded in a wall or their silhouette is marked? motives, reasons and circumstances are at your discretion.
A Death Mark
Jeanne: EEP?!!
Mercury: Oh, now isn’t that a lovely sound.
Jeanne: D-Did you just grab my butt?!
Mercury: And, what a nice ass you have there babe~!
Jeanne: The hell is wrong with you?!
Mercury: Hey, a man sees a fine bit of ass like yours of course he wants to take a bite out of it.
Jeanne: The hell is wrong with you?!
Mercury: Me? Well, not having you is definitely something wrong.
Jeanne: Grr!!!
Mercury: Say, Babe… Why don’t we ditch this joint, and go someplace where we can really have some fun~!
Jeanne: Get off of me!
Mercury: Fine, I will… But, for a price~!
Jeanne: A price?
Mercury: One kiss, and I’ll let go of you, deal?
Jeanne: …
Jeanne: Okay then… Pucker up big guy…
Mercury: Ha! And, people said you were a…?!
Jeanne:
Jeanne: …
Jeanne: Mother fucker…
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Pyrrha: …
Coco: …
Velvet: …
Nora: …
Ruby: …
Rin: …
May:
Glynda: …
Blake: …
Yang: …
Weiss: …
Ruby: Is he dead…?
Mercury: O-Owww…
Jaune: No.
Everyone:
Emerald: …
Neo: 😐
Emerald: You’re filming all of this, right?
Neo: 😈
Emerald: Oh this… this is the best day ever!!!
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Changed it up so it looks more like if it was in the Rebirth AU
Salem’s Happy Place
Jaune: Salem has a happy place… Really?
Nora: Well, everyone has a happy place. Even evil people do.
Jaune: True; So where, or well what, is Salem’s happy place?
Nora: With her kids? I mean, she was happy, very happy when she was being a mother, with her kids.
Jaune: That makes sense. But, wouldn’t that make her angry as well?
Nora: Angry, why would she be angry?
Jaune: Because Ozma tried to run away with their kids, and got them killed. That sours any happy memories she may have about her kids.
Nora: Oh, you're right… Then her happy place is killing Ozma!
Jaune: Really? The fact he’s some… body hopping parasite that always comes back to ruin her plans definitely makes her really angry.
Nora: Damn, I can understand why Salem hates the little shit.
Jaune: Yeah, he is a little shit…
Nora: …
Jaune: …
Nora: Maybe her happy place is playing Minecraft?
Jaune: W-What…?
Nora: Salem’s happy place is in a nice game of Minecraft. Just her, all alone in a vast digital world, building, and creating whatever she wanted. And, just letting herself just let go of all of her worries and immersing herself in the world she created. Where the only problem she would have is the random Creeper that magically teleported behind her, killing her character. I mean, have you ever had a bad experience playing Minecraft. Bar the occasional Creeper?
Jaune: No, not really… You can just zone out, and immerse yourself in the world of your own creation. Where all that matters is whatever you want it to be…
Nora: It would be absolutely perfect…
Jaune: Yeah… It's perfect until Ozma comes around, and griefs her…
Nora: That bastard is 100% a griefer, no question’s about it!
Jaune: Hell yeah he is!
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Ozpin: …
Ironwood: …
Glynda: …
Qrow: …
Ironwood: Ozpin?
Ozpin: Yes James…?
Ironwood: How the hell do those kids know anything about Salem?!
Glynda: And, what was that about you killing your own children?
Qrow: You’ve fucked?!
Ozpin: …
Ozpin: Somebody. Please. Kill me.
Wrong Flavour
Blake: What does Neapolitan taste like?
Jaune: Cherry.
Yang: What? Neapolitan Ice cream is a mix of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry. Why would you say cherry?
Jaune: We're both talking about the wrong Neapolitan then…
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Pistol Strapped Legs
Yang: Why is Ruby’s skirt so short?!
Jaune: It's short so Ruby can easily grab the pistol she’s got strapped to her leg.
Yang: Okay, but it should be…?! How do you know that?
Jaune: She showed me.
Yang: Ruby showed you her legs?
Jaune: Just to show me the gun… and the throwing knives…
Yang: She has throwing knives strapped to her legs?
Jaune: I think… I can’t remember really, I was too distracted when she showed me.
Yang: Too distracted by the weapons Ruby has strapped to her legs?
Jaune: No, too distracted by her legs…
Yang: You were checking my sister out?!
Jaune: And… loving it!
Yang: I'm going to kill you.
Jaune: I regret nothing~!
Sorry I haven’t really been posting/working on my stories. I’ve been finishing this guy instead.
One third of the way done. Now it’s just the weapon, and the head.
