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Promise I’ll update my fics soon. I’ve been debut novelling my ass off.
Half ‘an Half
Jaune: Naw shit… Ruby's drinking again.
Yang: What?! She's too young tooo... Eh?
Ruby:
Jaune: Yeah. Can you take that away from her?
Yang: It's just orange soda, what's the harm?
Jaune: It's half, and half. Half soda, half vodka.
Yang: WHAT?!
Jaune: I'm scared, she gets frisky when she's drunk.
Yang: SHE GET'S WHAT WHEN WHAT?!!
Jaune:*on the couch* Zzzzz
Yang:Y’know I see him sleep here more than in his room. What’s up with that?
Ruby:He likes to feel included, and doesn’t want to miss out if we decide to do something fun.
Yang:…Can we adopt him?
Ruby:No, but will you accept brother in law?
Yang:!?
Jaune:*opens eyes*
Ruby:What the- why are you never asleep when I need you to be!? It was a joke!
Nora:Hey Jaune? Out of curiosity, what’s your opinion on bush?
Jaune:I’ve ran into a giant whale targeted to get blown up. You think I can’t handle?
Nora:…
Yang and Ren:What he said.
Jaune:In all seriousness, I do not care 90% of the time.
Blake:What’s the 10%
Jaune:If I groom myself in preparation for intimacy and my date doesn’t, I kinda feel like it meant more to me than it did to them.
Weiss:But yet you pout when I try to hold things off until I freshen up?
Jaune:We have had sex behind enemy lines in muggy conditions.
Weiss:*red* That’s not the standard.
Jaune:All I’m saying when it comes to anyone of you guys, I don’t think I could bring myself to care about little things like that.
Ruby:Marinated Weiss is an entirely different meal.
Weiss:Never say that again!?
Blake:I gotta step up my freakiness.
Yang:Or don’t. It’s fine!
Nora:Have I had marinated Ren?
Ruby:The number five at A Simple Wok
Ren:HAHAHA!
Yang:Ruby!
Weiss:Can she said that?
Ren:I’m glad she did! That’s insane; I love it.
Ruby:Dad would’ve been in stitches.
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Jaune is walking through the halls of beacon when he spots Yang and Ruby and goes to talk to them
Jaune: *Looks at Yang and opens his mouth to speak*
Yang: "sorry Vb, but, no"
Jaune: "oh... Ok" *turns to Ruby* "hey Ruby want to go to a professional massage parlor together?" *pulls out two massage cupons*
Ruby: "Sure!" *leaves with Jaune*
Yang: "..." *watching them leave*
Yang: "...me and my big mouth"
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First (and probably last tbh) original post!
I got this idea based on Drenosa's 'nodog' post
Mistakes were made
Weiss: So how's things holding up between you and Jaune?
Ruby: Oh, it's going alright.
Weiss: Really?
Ruby: Yea, why?
Weiss: Uh...
The two girls would be sitting on one end of the couch while Jaune sat on the other end, his arm in a cast.
Jaune: ....We tried a new teamwork move out. The results....weren't the best.
Ruby: Yeeaah, who could've guessed what would've happened if you tried holding up someone with a HIGHLY MODIFIED SNIPER RIFLE AGAINST A ONE-HANDED SHIELD?!
Jaune: I thought I could tank it!
Ruby: YOU- You, no talkie! Learn your lesson.