Yang:Y’know I see him sleep here more than in his room. What’s up with that?

Ruby:He likes to feel included, and doesn’t want to miss out if we decide to do something fun.

Yang:…Can we adopt him?

Ruby:No, but will you accept brother in law?

Yang:!?

Jaune:*opens eyes*

Yang: Why is Ruby’s skirt so short?!

Jaune: It's short so Ruby can easily grab the pistol she’s got strapped to her leg.

Yang: Okay, but it should be…?! How do you know that?

Jaune: She showed me.

Yang: Ruby showed you her legs?

Jaune: Just to show me the gun… and the throwing knives…

Yang: She has throwing knives strapped to her legs?

Jaune: I think… I can’t remember really, I was too distracted when she showed me.

Yang: Too distracted by the weapons Ruby has strapped to her legs?

Jaune: No, too distracted by her legs…

Yang: You were checking my sister out?!

Jaune: And… loving it!

Yang: I'm going to kill you.

Jaune:I’ve ran into a giant whale targeted to get blown up. You think I can’t handle?

Nora:…

Yang and Ren:What he said.

Jaune:In all seriousness, I do not care 90% of the time.

Blake:What’s the 10%

Jaune:If I groom myself in preparation for intimacy and my date doesn’t, I kinda feel like it meant more to me than it did to them.

Weiss:But yet you pout when I try to hold things off until I freshen up?

Jaune:We have had sex behind enemy lines in muggy conditions.

Weiss:*red* That’s not the standard.

Jaune:All I’m saying when it comes to anyone of you guys, I don’t think I could bring myself to care about little things like that.

Ruby:Marinated Weiss is an entirely different meal.

Weiss:Never say that again!?

Blake:I gotta step up my freakiness.

Yang:Or don’t. It’s fine!

Nora:Have I had marinated Ren?

Ruby:The number five at A Simple Wok

Ren:HAHAHA!

Yang:Ruby!

Weiss:Can she said that?

Ren:I’m glad she did! That’s insane; I love it.

Weiss: So how's things holding up between you and Jaune?

Ruby: Oh, it's going alright.

Weiss: Really?

Ruby: Yea, why?

Weiss: Uh...

The two girls would be sitting on one end of the couch while Jaune sat on the other end, his arm in a cast.

Jaune: ....We tried a new teamwork move out. The results....weren't the best.

Ruby: Yeeaah, who could've guessed what would've happened if you tried holding up someone with a HIGHLY MODIFIED SNIPER RIFLE AGAINST A ONE-HANDED SHIELD?!

Jaune: I thought I could tank it!

Jaune: *Looks at Yang and opens his mouth to speak*

Yang: "sorry Vb, but, no"

Jaune: "oh... Ok" *turns to Ruby* "hey Ruby want to go to a professional massage parlor together?" *pulls out two massage cupons*

Ruby: "Sure!" *leaves with Jaune*

Yang: "..." *watching them leave*

Yang: "...me and my big mouth"

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