#jaune x ruby

Jaune: Naw shit… Ruby's drinking again.

Yang: What?! She's too young tooo... Eh?

Ruby:

Jaune: Yeah. Can you take that away from her?

Yang: It's just orange soda, what's the harm?

Jaune: It's half, and half. Half soda, half vodka.

Yang: WHAT?!

Jaune: I'm scared, she gets frisky when she's drunk. 

Jaune: …again, we are SO sorry about her!

Pyrrha: *paying fine* She’s usually so well-behaved and friendly!

Animal Control Officer Neptune: Sir, ma’am, this is the second offense. If it happens again, she will have to be kept on a leash while in public.

Jaune, sitting at the computer: "Man I'm playing badly today."

Ruby, watching from out of camera: .

Chat: "That's what happens when you're distracted from getting blown under the desk."

Jaune: "Nah that happens every stream. Can't focus without it. Say hi honey!"

Ruby: *shoves her fist in her mouth and leans close to the mic* "HEwWo."

Jaune: *chuckles* Yeah, yeah, here you go

*He gives her a complete breakfast and a cup of orange*

Ruby: *smiling* Why, thank you

Jaune: *kisses her forehead* Enjoy craterface

Weiss: Why do you always bring her breakfast and not the rest of us?

Nora: Yeah, Jaune-Jaune, why?

Jaune: Do any of you let me blow out your back whenever I'm stressed?

wbnr: *shocked*

Yang: *chokes* YOU WHAT?

*ding dong*

Ruby: There's someone at the door.

Jaune: I'll get it.

*walks up to the door*

Yang?

Yang: Hey Jaune. You mind if I crashed in yours and Ruby's house for a while.

Blake has been extra "catty" for some reasons and threw me out of the house.

Jaune: Well have you been neglecting her needs or not talked about her feelings lately?

Yang: What? No. That's just some gay shits people made up to boost book sales.

She's clearly upset because it's her time of the month again...

So anyway can I stay?

Jaune: Of course you can. But we need to ask for Ruby's first...

Ruby: What? You don't need to ask me for ozpin's sake! Of course you can stay.

But a fair bit of warning though we tend to get loud at night. If you know what I'm talking about.

Yang: C'mon sis. I managed to sleep through dad's snoring. I slept through worse.

That night...

Ruby: *loud moaning sounds*

Yes Jaune attends to my needs!

Treat me the way I meant to be treated!

You're such a good and attentive boyfriend!

Yang:

Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4

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Jaune: *opening lunchbox given to him by Ruby* Oh, nice, Ruby packed me lunch! I wonder what-!

*Inside the Lunchbox is a sandwich, shaped like a heart, with "FOREVER" written in ketchup.*

Jaune: Uh…

Ruby: *Appears behind him instantly* Do you like it? I made it with love… and a little bit of obsession.

Jaune: You didn’t have to sneak into my dorm at 3 AM to do this.

Ruby: I didn’t have to. I wanted to. That’s what makes it special.

Jaune: That’s... What makes it concerning...

Ruby: *Smiling sweetly* Eat it.

Jaune: *Scared* Why does that sound like a threat?

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Cardin: Come on, Arc, I bet a loser like you can't-!

Ruby: *Suddenly appears in front of Cardin* I’ve made people disappear for less.

Cardin: ... W-What?

Ruby: *Smiles* Nothing! Just saying accidents happen. You know, like you might trip, fall, and get buried in an unmarked grave.

Jaune: RUBY!

Ruby: *turns to Jaune with a smile and acts adorable* Yes, Jaune?

Jaune: *Sigh* We've talked about threatening people.

In the beacon cafeteria

Jaune: Ruby, you really need to eat more than just cookies at breakfast. Here (tosses an apple)

Ruby: (looks up and catches it) b-but cookies!

Pyrrha: You know, there was an old tradition in Argus where a man would throw an apple to the woman he likes. If she caught the apple, it meant she reciprocated his feelings.

Jaune: Oh, really? (Tosses another apple at Ruby)

Ruby: >////< (catches it)