Yang: (Buzzed, Pulling open her collar)

butch yang week day 2 | body language

Blake: Are you going to be okay with your Dad and Raven leaving us to watch the house?

Yang: I'll be fine, Blake. I'm a little old to be missing my "daddy".

Blake: You mean you don't miss him?

Yang: Well, yeah, obviously, but it's not like he's leaving forever. They'll be back in two months, four at most. Nice of them to leave us the house, though.

Blake: I'm moving in, by the way. It's easier than using our lien to pay for a hotel room at a "huntress discount" of 0% off. We can even take the master bed.

Yang: UH-UH! NO WAY! My parents had sex in there!

Blake: Uh-huh. If that's where you draw the line, then shouldn't you be sleeping outside?

Yang: ...I hate how brutally honest my dad is.

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Blake: (Pulling sheets)

Yang: Burn those.

Blake: I am not burning perfectly good sheets. They just need a wash. We've slept in hotels before!

Yang: Yeah, but not after my parents had sex in them! Wouldn't it freak you out if it were your parents?

Blake: Yang, my parents are probably way more sexually active than your family combined. If you want, I'll set the machine to heavy soil, just so you can get some peace of mind.

Yang: ...That would make me feel better, yes.

Blake: (Shakes her head, Smiles)

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Blake: (In bed) That was fun, right?

Yang: (Slipping into sleepwear) I guess. It's still weird seeing my sister getting all that attention.

Blake: Being a hero does that. Especially a huntress who saved the entire world. Our publicity is through the roof, I'm sure.

Yang: No kidding. Still, it's too bad not everyone from Beacon could see us now.

Blake: Yeah... (Sighs) Yang, cheer me up. Let's have sex.

Yang: Uh...

Blake: What? Is something wrong?

Yang: It's just... This room... We still haven't-

Blake: (Grabs Yang's arm) Have sex with me! HAVE SEX WITH ME IN YOUR PARENT'S BED~!

Blake: Cute.

Yang: Hey, Rubes; that a new weapon?

Ruby: Yup~! Saved up some lien to get a few new upgrades here and there.

Yang: Huh... Maybe I oughta give myself an upgrade.

Ruby: I've got a x100 scope, swappable cartridge, sextuple-edged scythe-blade- Oh, but you guys are on a date, so I won't keep ya~! Have fun back at the house. A-WINK~! (Leaves)

Blake: ...Gross.

Yang: Yeah but they are assholes for not doing it all the time.

Blake: We don't want to do it all the time!

Yang: ...

Blake: They. I meant they.

Yang: Can you purr?

Blake: ...

Spider-Yang — You take a lot of photos of me. And they’re very sexy photos. I’m starting to think you have a crush on me.

Blake— I’m just finishing high school. If you’re around forty, that comment is disgusting.

Spider-Yang — I’m not forty!

Blake — So, you’re older?

Spider-Yang — I was taught not to ask women their age.

Blake — I was taught to spare useless lesbians the embarrassment.

Spider-Yang — I’m not useless!

Blake — So you are a lesbian.

Spider-Yang — Well... let’s just say... I’m LGBTQ+. Yes. I’m into women.

Blake — What a diplomatic answer.

Spider-Yang — And you? Since you’re stripping away my privacy, maybe you could share something about yourself?

Blake — Didn’t I already say I’m senior?

Spider-Yang — Do you always answer a question with a question?