marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension

Men constantly conflate being a wife with having a job, and openly admit with their full chest to viewing the courtship process as an arduous chore they'd never indulge in if not for the promise of sex but don't worry ladies. The feminists be DEFINITELY scaremongering when they say marriage is a form of prostitution 😉

so hard being the girl who always aggressively hates everyones boyfriend

???

i hate men and think every girl and woman i know would be better off without them

I hope your friends dump your toxic ass. They'll be better off without it.

the friend i made this post about has dumped several boyfriends since then. and I Remain.

i do think theres something sad about how largely only the literature that's considered especially good or important is intentionally preserved. i want to read stuff that ancient people thought sucked enormous balls

I've spent a ridiculous amount of time on Project Gutenberg sifting through forgotten old fiction and lemme tell ya. a lot of that stuff sucks ass.

Tremendously comforting, really.

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

I don’t even mean this in a rude way but how can you wonder why you don’t have friends if you think things like texting someone “hi” or double texting or not replying within a certain amount of hours is not normal like im sorry but why does talking to you involve learning an ancient code and seeing visions of the future in the rain

love how many people had to make this about US politics as global anti-indian sentiment rises :^) really cool stuff

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

I've said this before but I really do feel like Sasuke being left handed is such a vital character detail

Start calling men "boyboss" when they try to get authoritative

gonna start calling out left-wing men with high-paying jobs for their boyboss socialism

Something I’ve noticed is that leftists who defend Hasan Piker’s right to be a millionaire and wear expensive flashy designer clothes are the ones who speak the most strongly against “girl bosses”. A man who identifies as a communist shouldn’t have to sacrifice a cent of his wealth or ever try and be humble, but women who take on any kind of authoritative role or have employment that generates more than poverty level wealth are bourgeois scum. It’s just so interesting….

sometimes. things that have a lot of kudos. are worse