i made you a brutus sandwich

disinvited from the roman senate orgy for filibustering

CATO MEOWING

a cato is a small but vicious creature known to hiss and slapp and scamper . with sharp teeth and claws for biting and scratching as well

this creature is also known for its loud yowling and filibustering, which can be sustained for hours at a time

collect my fragmentary inscribed slabs

collect my manuscript errors

collect my papyri

he’s sacrosanct for an amazing reason

today mamercus will lay an unwinnable unbribable consular election egg

polishing the marble of the basilica aemilia with my bioluminescenst slimw #mycontribution maybe i should retrain as a stone mason ?

backbench senators hate the gentle percussive rhythm with which i slip and tumble my way daily down the palatine hill in my hobnailed leather shoes

horrible birds started nesting in my curule chair while i had so briefly left the senate house for lunbch

minecraft mamervus logs minecraft mamervus planks. mamercus trapdoor

an innovation new style of oration whereby i sniffle in norse code

in a symbiotic relationship with my toga. im the parasite. it would probably do better as an organism without me

senatorial conglomerate #extrudes