i made you a brutus sandwich

ever wondered why epigraphs have huge chunks missing off them? that's right. I bited them all

the clodii were doing proxy incest via caelius

the amazing digital mamercus

. i really do just think we should cut off all of caelius' limbs and throw him into a river of lava though #hiscuteness

disinvited from the roman senate orgy for filibustering

CATO MEOWING

a cato is a small but vicious creature known to hiss and slapp and scamper . with sharp teeth and claws for biting and scratching as well

this creature is also known for its loud yowling and filibustering, which can be sustained for hours at a time

collect my fragmentary inscribed slabs

collect my manuscript errors

collect my papyri

he’s sacrosanct for an amazing reason

today mamercus will lay an unwinnable unbribable consular election egg

polishing the marble of the basilica aemilia with my bioluminescenst slimw #mycontribution maybe i should retrain as a stone mason ?

backbench senators hate the gentle percussive rhythm with which i slip and tumble my way daily down the palatine hill in my hobnailed leather shoes