i made you a brutus sandwich

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

we need more 'forced to fuck at the bacchic orgy' and 'bacchic orgy sex inducing drugs/wine' in our roman rpf. it would be good for the environment

I started exploring rome tumblr thinking I'd be put to death for not being able to write a university dissertation in latin on the texture of pompey's ass but so much of what everyone talks about is roman senator mpreg and I feel more at home

happy anniversary to my first post. can confirm I never did write that dissertation on the texture of pompey's ass. sources on the topic welcomed.

two epic years. of me.

thinking about how to translate 'lock in' into latin -> something involving 'claudere' which can mean 'shut inside' but also 'conclude'? -> end up at the english phrase 'clod yourself'. ooh mr pulchellus

myyucky coins

call me silphium because i just cant take it any more

Who I persecute in a day as a corrupt emotionally manipulative questionably mentored performative metrosexual roman lawyer

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Clavicular has allegedly been mogged by the tribunus plebis publius clodius pulcher

You can lay a perfect virtuous egg in the beautiful glow of the luminous mamercus

fact check⁉️💡✅ well the egg may have some faults

they should invent a tumblr sexyman contest where the winner is late roman republic statesman marcus tullius cicero

no one even uses tumblr anymore except for me. and a couple of lesbians. and the ghost of cicero

its just normal yaoi to me. yet another glimpse into how carthaginian my mind had become

stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families