worlds largest gnome

one of the tweets of all time to me

mustard snob canon

image description: a sea-green porcelain pangolin standing among dead leaves, twigs, and black soil.

The “nobody” scene highlights both Odysseus’s cleverness but also his arrogance and those two traits define Odysseus throughout the entire story. It’s a foundational aspect of Odysseus’s character and cutting the scene displays a shocking level of ignorance and disregard for the themes in the source material.

Adorable kittens on a Victorian postcard

you did

I know the whole "processed foods are evil somehow" thing is getting out of hand but this is a level I haven't seen before.

Was I wrong though

ive been waiting for this moment all my life, but its not quite right

It's naturally growing out of my female legs. I am female, everything my body does is feminine.