men were put on this earth to be mauled to death by predators and women were put on this earth to do everything else

you must drink your morning coffee from your cow mug or else youre not starting out on the most whimsical foot

yall theyre letting kids take summer gym online lmao my psychiatrist told me she walked into her 15yr old daughters room and she was watching womens soccer for credit 😭 lowkey hilarious i'd abuse that too at 15

meeting w my psychiatrist today excited to tell her i feel normal <3

don't talk to me or my top 1% raiden shogun ever again

never and i mean never go to a chiropractor they can disable you for life

got a haircut 🤸‍♀️

funeral tomorrow but its gonna be super hot. are black jean shorts acceptable 😓