High King of Posting

I messed up real bad at work last night and didn't even know until 20 minutes ago.

The store got lightly robbed last night and the only reason I and the manager working still have a job is because of that "lightly".

A lot of people are debating what the apocalypse in the new Avatar series is about when clearly what happened is that the spirits of the creators manifested as destructive giants razing the land screaming "There will never be a cell phone in Avatar!"

I saw somebody doing some end of History liberals can't imagine a future type posting when it literally is just they didn't want cell phones in Avatar.

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

Benson Boone sounds like the name of a guy in a folk song who gets gunned down for adultery and thrown in a river

A cold mist blew through the streets of the town the night they gunned young Benson down. He'd laid with a woman who wasn't his wife and her husband decided he'd pay with his life. By the dark of the night and the light of the moon, into the river went poor Benson Boone.

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope