High King of Posting

I mean their.

your dashboard is supposed to be at LEAST halfway full of shit you have no context for and fandoms you're not involved in. it is the natural way of the universe

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

I don't recommend following people whose posts you don't like

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.