Random Thoughts

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

the subject line was “OW”

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

It’s even worse than i remember it

she said it was the most beautiful sick email she’s ever gotten

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

ngl it would be a fantastic larp location.

Fill the shipping containers with concrete to make Giant Bricks

_-#(#)@/($_+$()@)@)#)

It’s so good

this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

Big mood

Yevgeny Charushin, Snow Leopard

Derry Girls + homosexuality

Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭

my mom had it written down on a slip so we could remember the exact words because it was so funny. i HATED playing piano and i was definitely not good at it (i did end up having a good 5 years of opera training and ended up being a pretty accomplished choir singer though) and the idea of god sending my incredibly severe and serious russian piano teacher a dream begging her to stop teaching me piano was probably the funniest way it could have gone.