Sinew and Spite

I love slowly dying in my cold, wet and miserable trench #mytrench

That already has a name. It's called egg salad T-T

How is a concotion of eggs, mayo, mustard, and seasonings to taste a salad? It contains zero leafy green or vegetable.

A salad can just be a chopped mix of things. That’s egg salad alright. I put it on sandwiches. You can also put pickle relish and/or chopped onion in it.

If we go by the definition that any chopped mess of random bullshit counts as a salad, then I guess I'm a salad.

If that’s what you feel in your heart I won’t tell you that you’re wrong

Ain't that the evil opposite guy of Super Mario??

shit girl it sure is

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

These are the words of puppeteers who should not be up this early

i died and went to hell at some point. all observations are consistent with this hypothesis

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options