Bite Risk

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

girls love when i default to pointing out how much younger they are as an introduction

i’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now

all this with mitch mcconnell feels like this entire site is being edged i stg

like sure its got you wound up right now but when that crab rave hits itll be so good

Audio on for exactly the horrible noises you expect

man y'all don't have to like, defend usamericans to the haters. if ppl hate us it's like, yeah there's a good reason for that. there's a lotta shitty ones out there. not all of em but. truly this is giving 'not all men' at this point. you don't have to constantly explain to them that, like, oh but we have big drink and saying hello to your neighbors. like. truly. that's not what the ppl who hate usamericans are talking abt,,,,,

ppl who are like "i'm trying to learn abt us culture to get over my internalized biases about usamericans",,,, appreciate the energy. but can you like. save it for actual marginalized groups

welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

It’s a mess here: someone looked your gift dark horse in the mouth, led it to water, and jumped back on it. Your ducks aren’t in a row, someone counted the chickens before they hatched. Your geese are silly, your brown cows aren’t explaining how, and every one of these sheep is a wolf but they don’t even notice with the amount of wool over their eyes. I’m fining you one million gold coins.

it was the goat blame the goat

unemployed girl is a species of creature that needs twelve hours sleep every day and six to eight hours of cuddles and maybe something else