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imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

had a dream that like how people can link their spotify to their discord account you could also link your smoke detector to your discord and it notified your friends when it went off

got fired from being the entertainer at a bachelor party for twisting the groom-to-be's dick into a poodle shape