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You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

Critical support to these scammers weaponizing homophobia to drain right-wingers' bank accounts 🫡

There should be more types of ovation. Spinning, prone, supplicating. We have barely scratched the surface of ovation techniques.

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

Hey does anyone mind if I undergo a hideous transformation? I think it be nice to be some kind of sexualized monstrosity right now.