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I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

Item: Angrypennies

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

eating my sandwich & leaving behind the perfectly sandwich-shaped sandwich bones

smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

smash to smithereens brother