tender as hell

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

I could never wear any of those dumb “I hope both teams have fun” shirts because no I hope my team wins by 30 and the other team explodes on the field

we need to remake anything greek related with just black actors just to piss ppl off i think

or, and i know this is a stretch, bear with me: we cast...Greek people. because Greek people still exist.

do you think greek people and black people are entirely separate categories that never exist as both bc i promise you the reason that you think that is bc of racism

no? not even a little

you very clearly do

YOU CAN BE STRAPPED FOR CASH??????

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

Baldwin is a cool name. It is the opposite of Hairloss

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me