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Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

you can get me to do anything and go anywhere by saying its girls night. the girls night ritual activates a sleeper agent in me. but if i see even one dude tagging along with us i will refuse every summons

rules for girls night -no dudes -you have to be a girl for the duration of the night no matter what your gender normally is if you want to tag along -anyone caught trying to cheat the system will be forcibly feminized

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

I’m obsessed with final forms. THE SYMBOLISM OF YOUR ACTIONS/PERSONALITY HAS BECOME A PART OF YOUR PHYSICAL SELF. ( AND NOW YOURE A MONSTER.)

i like how its unanimous and honestly im praying for them at this point

finished unpacking in new place! i finally have a closet! this room has a million times less mold!

wonder if that's why i felt like shit for the last year or two..

I AM NOT ON POISON JR LEVEL I AM A REAL BITCH FUCK EMMMMMMMMMMM

NO NO NO NO I REFUSE TO BE A WHOLE PERSON LET ALONE MULTIPLE FUCK THAT

millennial petplay where you get called a heckin pupperino

honestly the things my mind comes up with when I'm about to fall asleep are so good 86% of the time

christians spawn below light level 7

dying in a pickleball accident is so hilarious to me, that is almost worse than dying on the toilet

i miss everyone