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oh fuck! you didn’t tell me you had a Beast in your Home. You’ve got a little goggyyy. yBoggy, a poopy dog, aBuppy, a little fucking dogy,, i’ve never seen a real dog before, we only have lego dogs on lego island. oh, oh fuck, oh fuck No! this rat bastard’s got teeth, sharp teeth, he’s going to tear me into little leego pieces, i’ve never been so scared in my Life, what the fuck! this is like a jumpscare from five fuckers at uncle fester’s, get me the Fuck! out of here!

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

DONT STOP ME NOW!

nonono, it does make sense to like hands

thabk you handpervert 💜

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

Hell yeah 🤙

Biczechual

I've been in talks with tumblr management to replace the website with my self

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

remember when they censored that bad bitch

the "rip ___ you would have loved ___" meme is inherently more fun with ancient characters. rip clytemnestra you would have loved morse code. rip theseus you would have loved the airtag. rip callisto you would have loved wearing shorts.

rip Icarus you would have loved parachutes

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