the Trashiest of the trash

being silly and weird and odd will keep you alive btw

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

thats not the word I meant to use

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

i’m sorry cock is in the bible?

huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either

Of course it is, they've been waiting over two thousand years for the second coming

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waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe

[image description: a gif parodying edward hopper’s nighthawks. it depicts the diner filled with water and various fish swimming around inside it. the light from the diner casts reflections through the water onto the street outside. /end description]

good thing he didn’t add a door

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool

Reblog if you would stab a Caesar

Vulcans seeing Kirk as a version of Gritty seems incredibly accurate, too.