pull up your head off the floor, come up screaming

Like I wonder if maybe these women have something else in common besides being rich? Maybe something like being in the public eye 24/7 and having 1000000000000 people a day comment on their bodies in public forums where everyone including them can see and hear it??

Sorry I'm not done. We are really at the "women developing anorexia is actually Another Way To Oppress You" level of backlash to feminism and "every single thing on earth is about Marxism" type discourse on the internet now? Really? Women are developing anorexia, a deadly disease that fucks up your organs forever and slashes decades off your life, to Show Off How Capitalist They Are and oppress you? And this is a take coming from "innerchildabortionclinic." Something something the reason abortion is the only serious feminist issue the left still likes to talk about has everything to do with being perceived as "edgy" and absolutely NOTHING to do with women's rights or bodily autonomy or seeing women as human beings, as is I think made VERY evident by this "hot take" by "innerchildabortionclinic" that women develop anorexia on purpose to show off how rich they are and oppress you. God all fucking mighty crawl back into Hot Topic and leave sick women the hell alone!!!

I just bought a first day of school outfit for the youngest and was about to pick out something for the oldest and then it occurred to me she's probably at the age where she will want to actually go shopping to pick out her own clothes instead of just letting me pick everything out for her and I'm going to go walk quietly into the sea now.

Apparently I haven't hurt myself enough today so I also just took the back off her car seat so she's only rocking the booster now #myexistentialcrisis #myrelentlessmarchoftime

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

I have kind of a niche political view on tumblr, which is that I think misogyny is bad even when it’s just hurting women

and I don’t even think it needs to have a singular benefit for men for feminism and the abolition of patriarchy to be worthwhile

in fact the abolition of patriarchy could be a net loss for men and I would still think that feminism and the abolition of patriarchy was worth it

“Who yells?” Is unquestionably the best broad city line i think about it every time someone raises their voice even slightly

I can't think of a job more useless than "Ariana Grande's hairstylist" this is like being Steve Jobs' personal shopper.