Mountain Range Of Hills To Die On

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

Learn to identify bugs 🫵

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

me trying to remember what newfoundlands are called earlier: big dog he's an island

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

floating loafs on several degrees of squish