self-declared #1 minecraft piglin defender

I just Liked a glass of water and Reblogged it to my stomach

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

the sleepy -> cozy -> asleep pipeline is very real

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

oooooh i got plany of disk space

did you google how to take a screen shot

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

People who don’t want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the lines “The best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be water”, “It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft”, and “If I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air won’t stay inside any more”.

I love this fucking book

there’s an entire chapter dedicated to him wondering how the cubs are doing while he’s stuck on mars, dying

I like the part where the guys on Earth are like “He thinks we all gave up on him, and that he’s completely alone. I wonder what he’s thinking about right now.” And he’s like “How come Aquaman can control whales?”