Nudity and Nerdery

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

Boss tries to fire me for poor performance but I punch the ground and spit out blood and say "No... this isn't how this ends" while my leitmotif plays

Boss fires me for my poorly-composed leitmotif

The dragon has a single braincell bouncing around in her skull like a screensaver and when it hits a corner she gets the thought "I gots eggies!!!!!!*squee!!!!!!*"

Biggest fuck-up ever is that people have to pay to become doctors

Like unironically we should be subsidising at least 50% of their educations. What do you mean we have a shortage of doctors we should have surplus. What do you mean they’re being overworked they should be treated like royalty, they can fix human bodies

I don’t care if some of them are only doing it for the money. I don’t care if all of them are only doing it for the money. Intentions don’t matter to the stitches in my nana’s leg or the ten billion other lifesaving treatments we all get at a detriment to their finances and mental wellbeing. Entire cities are kept alive by just a couple thousand of them what are we DOINGGGGG

Yes, okay, I’ve been poisoning your daily cup of tea, but don’t tell me you haven’t enjoyed it. Every day becoming a little weaker, a little more helpless, more susceptible, turning pale and waifish and trembling - but suddenly I’m the bad guy!

I'll forgive you if you give me a fainting couch.

you are worthy of the love you don’t think you deserve (this can be self love too)

i love garlic so much she is so sexy and cool

fallout new vegas

folks did you know about that one

never heard of it

i'm illiterate sorry

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

GODDAMMIT TERRY