82 consecutive days of hitting post limit

After your old master threw you out, you managed to convince another archmage to take you on as an apprentice. Their style is very different, much nicer and way more lenient. When you told them how your old teacher treated you, they were utterly horrified.

“Why are you watching it again? You already know what happens.” Because The Character is in there, bro. THE CHARACTER

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

super awesome how antisemitism is the highest i’ve seen it in my lifetime and there are thousands of people openly saying hitler was right and leaving hate comments on holocaust memorials and harassing anyone who happens to be wearing a magen david but if you try to bring it up a bunch of zionists pop out of the woodwork and go “exactly i’m glad you’re on my side this is why the genocide of the palestinian people is actually really good” like ok so there’s actually nobody in my corner at all here. great

do you actually give a fuck about about the horrible atrocities committed by the israeli government or are you just excited to finally be handed an excuse to be a nazi

I'm a BIG fan of low ranking characters suddenly thrust into a position of authority they're unprepared for. a young princess, too far down the line of succession to merit any training, forced onto the throne when her whole family dies in one attack. a lowly technician on a team who finds themself the defacto leader when a mission goes wrong and every single person above them is captured or killed. a group of strangers comes together for survival, and the only person with any assertiveness gets assigned a leadership role, even though they have no special skills. do these characters rise to the challenge and lead their respective groups to victory? do they crash and burn under the pressure so hard no one ever trusts them again? do they massively restructure their whole society because any system that puts them in charge can't be doing things right?

When the bars of your enclosure are opening tomorrow! :D

It leads into another enclosure. :{

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari

frothing at the mouth because my friend suggested a drunk shakespeare play where every single actor is drunk except for horatio and he has to try to keep the play on track while still having his own part to play

Which half varies night to night.

there's a weather vane mounted where it can be seen from the stage

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too