89 consecutive days of hitting post limit

for anyone who hasnt seen the film but wants to

I guess it makes sense, but the idea of there still being Habsburgs floating around is wild to me. Also,I will never not enjoy 'hang on let me search something rq' posts.

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

At the library where I work there’s a bookcase where everyone on staff gets a shelf for books that they recommend and I’ve had more of my recommendations checked out than any other employee. I truly believe I will go mad with power by the end of the work week

In all honesty I think this is just because my coworkers are essentially splitting the vote. They’re all recommending, like, brand name thrillers and romance novels. Meanwhile I am the only person at the public library recommending occult lore

[Image description: a comic panel of people filing into the City Library. One person says, "Let's go into the occult book section and get a rundown on witchcraft!". End description.]

I'm sorry but vaccines are so fucking cool. You're telling me that I just need to drop by my doctor, feel a pinprick, maaaybe feel a bit off for a day and then I have statistically significant, incredible chances of either completely avoiding getting a certain illness or at the very least have a pretty string guarantee my body will kick its ass swiftly??? Fucking magic potion.