Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
Tell me why I can’t stop thinking about them

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Something is broken, failing, rotting in the state of Denmark.
:D
I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird
There was a parenting-kids-with-trauma book I remember running into around 2010 (I was not and am still not a parent, but I am an older sibling) that had a lovely little slogan I like to quote all the time:
“It’s not about the Cheerios.”
This was in reference to a story about a kid flipping the HELL out into a full-blown panic about running out of their favorite cereal. Not a tantrum, not a whine-fest, but an all-hands-on-deck, code-red, world-is-ending blowup.
The kid had originally come from a very unstable situation and experienced food deprivation. The new adoptive parents were stumped, because look at all the other food! You’re safe! We can get the Cheerios tomorrow!
But it wasn’t really about the Cheerios, it was about that first flicker of unease triggering all the old trauma. From the outside, it looked ridiculous. To the trauma-trained reaction of the kid’s brain, it made perfect sense.
Human brains are weird, and we’re all out here trying to survive. Sometimes our brains do this in socially acceptable, convenient ways. But not often.
(The book was titled “Beyond Logic, Consequences or Control” I think, I’ll look it up and edit this in a bit.)
Harvesting carrots.
jesus christ they’re all going to carrot heaven
just showed this video to my cousin who is a feudal serf and he threw his cap on the ground like yosemite sam
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Im a fraud i cant lie to my beloved followers. im sorry. This is just 2 different kinds of limeade and like fanta lime. I dont know what drink the instagrammers are drinking . Im a faker.
I went into wendys and there was no Green Drink advertised so i just went to the fountain machine and mixed all the ones that looked radioactive enough.

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>be me >see blog with based handle >shinigami eyes highlights in red >click on handle >read bio >"transmeds fuck off" every time.
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sometimes you come across a blog that last updated in mid 2020 and you have to wonder...
did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight
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guys I can’t stop
I CAN’T STOP
http://www.redbubble.com/people/mrraccoon/works/9261641-death-is-not
“We have been left so much to our own devices - after a while one welcomes the uncertainty of being left to other people’s.”
— Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (via jenna-danielle)
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
GUIL: You had money in both hands.
ROS (embarrassed): Yes.
GUIL: Every time?
ROS: Yes.
GUIL: What's the point of that?
ROS (pathetic): I wanted to make you happy.
I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

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Hamlet is choir royalty and an asshole about it.
Laertes is choir royalty and is mostly quite nice and encouraging about it, even joining in when you trash-talk your douchey choir director.
Ophelia is unfortunately not choir royalty, but not because she’s a bad singer, there’s just an oversaturation of Soprano 2s this year (and, let’s be real, there’s also a sexism element to it).
Horatio is a lowkey dude, so he’s not choir royalty either. However, he is well-beloved in his section because he offers rides to the choir bonfires and is all-around just a very sweet and talented guy who likes to sing.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern can’t carry notes to save their lives, but they bring flowers to every performance, which is very sweet of them.
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