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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
Tell me why I canβt stop thinking about them

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Itβs interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with the wholeΒ βyou need a doctorβs note to excuse your absence of even one dayβ combined with the average price of going to a doctor, the lack of education on things likeΒ βyouβre still contagious even after the fever goes awayβ, and the overwhelming message of βif you donβt struggle through it, youβre a failure!β
On my campus there tends to be a problem where even I you have the doctors note professors will still take points off of your final grade regardless of how sick you are. Iβve seen people show up to class with the stomach flu, pneumonia, respiratory infections and all sorts of other contagious ailments.
Hereβs a fun story:
The school system I grew up in put an absolutely ungodly amount of pressure on kids to Show Up Every Day No Matter What. Many schools are like this, but looking back, my townβs was borderline fucking dystopian. They asked me why I didnβt just βpostponeβ a surgery at one pointβ when I was fifteenβ to give you an idea of how monumentally obtuse these people were.
So, in elementary school, I started having chicken pox symptoms, right? They were mild because I was vaccinated (yay!) but my mom recognized them quickly and took me to the doctor, because my mom is a reasonable human being with standards. The doctor said βyup, youβve got those pox, it may seem mild but please for the love of god DO NOT take her to school, she is very contagious even though she may FEEL okay.β
So I had to stay home from school until I got clearance from my doctor to go back. I was an angry little gremlin the whole time, because I wanted to go to the school library and read books about the human skull, but my mother said, βno, you cannot leave this house, and do not scratch the bumps please.β So I sat at home and tried not to scratch the bumps, like a good little gremlin.
A few days into my Chicken Pox Related House Arrest, we got a letter from the school. I was far from the only person with chicken pox, as it so happened. Like⦠a tenth of my second grade class had Confirmed Pox. We all fell ill within DAYS of each other.
So how did this happen, you ask? Well, a kid had chicken pox, and he came to school anyway. βAh, well perhaps they didnβt know,β you may very well say. βMaybe his parents didnβt notice!β No. No, they noticed. In fact they KNEW it was CHICKEN POX. They sent him to school anyway.
The kidβs parentsβ¦β¦.. were, in fact, teachers at the school. And they KNOWINGLY made him go to school sick, because they didnβt want to risk hurting his precious βperfect attendanceβ record. They figured that since he wasnβt, like, Literally Dying, it was better for him not to miss school. Never mind the fact that they were actively endangering hundreds of little kids.
Fast forward to my freshman year of college. A kid came to class with mumps because he βcouldnβt afford to missβ. Guess what happened? Mumps outbreak! Diseases are, as it turns out, good at being diseases! Vaccinations are phenomenal, but they can only do so much, and some people rely on herd immunity to not be killed by preventable illness.
This entire attitude needs to die. Itβs dangerous. Food service workers are forced to show up sick, little kids are forced to show up sick, college students show up sick because theyβre afraid of flunking out.
And on top of it all, misinformation campaigns are encouraging people not to get vaccinations! Itβs 2019 and weβre flirting with the plague! Next thing you know some blogger is gonna be like βactually we should all be fucking rats and eating our meat raw, death to all science and god bless americaβ
Many kids at my school will show up really sick because we only get like three days of excused absences without a doctorβs note.
this is what those in literary academia call βforeshadowingβ
(note the dates)
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worst part is! ITβS STILL HAPPENING! SCHOOLS AND WORKPLACES ARE STILL LIKE THIS!!! THEY LEARNED NOTHING!!!!!!!
Literally looking like the kind of note you find in a post apocalyptic horror game jesus
If only we as a society learned from our mistakes
being a teenage girl between 2010 and 2015 must have been the shit. lana del rey dropped born to tie and ultraviolence. the arctic monkeys dropped am. justin bieber. one direction. u had tumblr and weheartit. u post a black and white pic of a cigarette and u get like 20k notes. pretty little liars, vampire diaries and glee were all on tv. twilight was still really popular. all around it must have been fun
the year is 2025
the military husband of my girlfriend knocks on the front door while we're making love and I pull out and pull my pants up with speed and grace that can only be compared to a saw-stop
come on I was proud of this one
...damn that's not a great mental image.
Assuming I'm 80% sure I know what your referring to since I've taken some woodworking classes.
Or I could be wrong
no it's exactly the tool you're thinking of :3
I think itd be funny if people in the dc universe started calling for Batman in the same why they call on mayor Mandani any time theres an inconvenience in Gotham from the local villian of the week to the city needs more dumpsters they just make and upload a video saying "Batman can you come deal with this"

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incredible innovations on the beverage front
I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event
No I trust the Americans, the cheese lovers, and the fans of the molasses flood to find this one on their own.
#PHILADELPHIA DIDN'T EVEN INVENT CREAM CHEESE#IT WAS INVENGED IN CHESTER NEW YORK 4 HOURS SOUTH#*starts being dragged away by Philadelphians* YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME
Not gonna lie I always just assumed cream cheese was hundreds if not thousands of years older than the USA. That's way too late to be creating new textures of dairy.
Cream cheese was invented by an American who was trying to make a different kind of cheese and fucked it up.
Cheez Wiz is what it is on purpose.
Spray cheese is a glorious mystery.
I though Cheez Wiz was a brand of spray cheese
It sounds like it should be, but it is not
Oh a cheese spread. We have that.
that looks suspiciously like mayonnaise
It's not, it's extra soft cream cheese in a jar.
fuck cheese spread, why would you even try to make it on purpose, it's twisted
I just noticed the 0.5 star rating and it's sending me into hysterics. I mean I know dairy isn't exactly the healthiest thing in the world in excessive amounts and the cheese spread is probably full of a fuckton of preservatives and emulsifiers that are on the Use In Moderation end of the nutrition scale, but lowest possible rating? This stuff is competing with CHOCOLATE SPREADS and EXTRA SUGARY JAMS and it can't manage a single star? I've met people who use this as the ''healthy" option instead of shit like nutella. Healthier 'cause it tastes worse, has no flavour. Sucks to be them I guess.
She's being so big and brave.
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whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch
My Muppet Princess Bride drawings found their way to Facebook and from that came a ton of good suggestions for scenes. Rizzo as a R.O.U.S. has been suggested by a lot of different folks for as long as I've been doing these drawings, but I was never quite sure how to handle the scene until a commenter suggested Rizzo's line. Maybe it resonated with me because I can kinda relate to Rizzo in this moment (especially so soon after Valentines Day!). Thanks to Paul Adams who provided Rizzo's line, and gave me permission to use it in this drawing.
And shout-out to movie-screencaps.com for providing the backgrounds, I like to edit shots from the movie for my backgrounds because it allows me to focus on the fun part of drawing Muppets. There's also just something fun about 'painting' the Muppets into the actual film.
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you also made it way too big. you can get a leg through there
i know how to suck dick not do math tf is a diameter π
isnβt that the Greek lady with the thot daughter
oh, you're thinking of Demeter. a diameter is a type of microalgae with cell walls made of silica.
no no, that's a diatome, I'm pretty sure. A diameter is a geometry thing, it's the type of line you use to divide a quadrilateral into two triangles
oh wait, no, that's a diagonal. okay i think i got it this time. a diameter is an instrument used to measure the magnification of a telescope!
my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m
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I think my actual favorite part of Fellowship of the Ring the novel is when Frodo does a big musical number in Bree and it's implied that Hey Diddle Diddle is a corrupted version of a poem that Bilbo made up
A steam train after a boiler explosion.