Pearl of the harem

Risencrantz and Grindenstern

Sky is blue due to interlocking, perfectly synchronized bluejay swarm. Very obvious on any image

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

how am I supposed to go to the supermarket without cavalry support

we’ll see who’s laughing about outdated tumblr prose in 2029 when the average micro-influencer genre novel opens with like “first of;all i am not doing well And i might go away soon”

a love song is legit a magical spell. except it will never ever work on the person it’s intended for. it will give off like waves of pain towards certain random listeners but nothing more than that. weak level spell but a spell nonetheless