hard to kill

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

When the Tumblrites cry "it's that chocolate guy!" that's Amaury

i think its a lil sad how often people will like restrain themselves from exploring new identities and hobbies because they don't want it to be an "embarrassing phase" because honestly i think its way cooler to have a diverse and varied lifestyle that you can look back on and say "omg i used to love doing that!" and apply those skills and interests to something else.

fully sober in the club googling vampires

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

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