Welcome to my insanity. Hope you enjoy your stay.

ORT is going to attack Silicon Valley.

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but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed

If watching this whole video hasn't changed your mind - made you *think* about the humanity of the people you are just callously sentencing to death - then I'm at a bit of a loss. But I do know one thing you don't:

My legal name.

That's right. Before I uploaded this video, I changed my legal name, and have encouraged those in my life to do so as well. Frankly, trying to decide what my new name would be probably pushed back this video's release like, a month.

(Aside: Actually it didn't but we can all just pretend it did, it's way more interesting than the minutiae of real issues that cropped up)

So. Is Light Yagami Kira? I can't say for sure. It turns out, accusing a public figure of serial murder comes with a lot of legal ramifications! You would think I'd have learned by now that talking about people has "potential consequences" like "being sued by extremely litigious individuals. "

I spent a long time thinking how to end this video. The only thing I came up with is that there's no way to judge a person by just a list of actions alone. And yes that includes Light, the wanker. Courts spend weeks and weeks trying to litigate criminal cases and they still get it wrong! So even though I think he may be the actual scum of the earth, I hope I'm wrong. I want to believe that, given the opportunity, he wouldn't take the ten seconds to write down my name and take my life with just a flick of his wrist.

*long beat*

But I still changed my name so don't even think about it you little sh-

#hbomberguy voice #so as we established before Kira is only apple to kill criminals who's wrongdoings the media has writen about #there's just one proplem here: MEDIA CAN BE WRONG #there's numerous cases of people being falsely convicted and sometimes it takes years before they are proven innocent #but surely Kira would do thurough reseach to avoid killing the innocent since rhat would kinda be against his entire ideology #surely he doesn't just read headlines and scripple down names without familiarizing himself with the case and checking the court documents #WRONG IT ALREADY HAPPENED #part 7 KIRA KILLS INNOCNET PEOPLE

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I have not managed to find anyone who thinks that in the wild, but it is so damn funny.