Markus Is A Bottom

[Transcript: Look, Penelope. Look. There is nobody out here. Nobody. Do you see that? Do you see that? Look- Look over here. There’s nobody. Look over here. There’s nobody! There is nobody out here. End transcript.]

me reading the end of the odyssey

(Penelope is a small black chihuahua, roughly the size of three bagels, and is being held out at arm's length.)

The bravest thing you can do is stop mourning the life you expected and start noticing the one that's trying to find you.

rb if u hates terfs

Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post

my personality issues can be directly traced to the fact that I couldn’t do the monkey bars as a child

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

“Normal style” is a great phrase because it is decidedly not normal style to say.

Brain fog is not an adequate descriptor, actually. Fog can be kinda nice and beautiful and ethereal and refreshing. The thing we’re describing is more like a brain BOG; everything moves slow like you’re wading through water, it’s clunky and heavy and you keep getting stuck in the mud. It’s uncomfortable and inconvenient and everything takes so much effort. You lost a shoe, probably.

Why does your post have lingerie on

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

nobody even knows how normal i am on account of my being obviously crazy

Discworld Heritage Post