Markus Is A Bottom

they should invent a yourself you can forgive

Ebroiderers are to be feared, for their precision, dedication, and patience to stab something many MANY times.

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

what now, son? what are you going to do now? im here to tell you that ive taken your tokens. i have both of your tokens, boy, and you know where im going to take them? two words: skee ball. you don’t even know how powerful i am, you don’t even know the powers i possess with this two piece of silver. ancient magic, son. ancient magic- don’t mess with ancient magic, or you’ll get the horns. just an old phrase from back in scranton. jill get in the car

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

We've lost a lot to the onslaught of enshittification but I can think of none more brazen than Discord getting rid of the send button

They got rid of the send message button. On the send messages to my friends app. In order to make room for a 5th button that sells you something. The parody is too bold people will roll their eyes you have to scale it back.

The thing about the moon is maybe you don’t need to write a poem about the moon. The moon’s been done, we’ve discussed it. It’s a coin a mirror an eye a lantern in the darkness. It’s a rock in space. It’s the dang moon we’ve all seen it! Is there something you can notice that’s is more surprising than the moon???