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hey guys so you really really have GOT to this is not a suggestion you have GOT TO stop accusing everyone you disagree with online of being a fucking pedophile. i just got a "someone should check your hard drive" because i said i tickle my one year old niece and she loves it and does the sign for "again" so therefore not all tickling is inherently nonconsensual. apparently the fact that i even WANT to tickle my niece is a sign that i am into kids. or how about the time a few months ago when someone else insinuated im a pedophile because i said it was weird that the coraline monster high doll is so sexualized because and i quote "if you're looking at a doll of a child and thinking about how their skirt is too short YOU are probably the weirdo" im going to lose my fucking mind. pedophilia is a VERY SERIOUS ACCUSATION. you cannot just throw it around all willy nilly for likes. if you're going to call someone a pedophile you better have actual facts to back it up and not just a conclusion that you jumped to because they disagreed with you. yes, this means YOU, whoever is reading this. accusing everyone of being a pedophile is literally helping NO ONE. if anything it's making REAL accusations seem less believable. this accusation has a lot of weight so stop throwing it around all over the place or you're gonna break your back.

"the hunger games should be rated R" the hunger games are YOUNG ADULT NOVELS. you can't make a book series that is intended to be read by middle schoolers and up and then make the movies rated R. i KNOW it would be more visceral if they were accurate but honestly im glad that the hunger games movies aren't basically just horror films with tons of gore. that would turn off a lot of people from watching them and they have a very important message to share. we don't NEED to see all the gore if it's implied. if you guys wanna see actual gore just watch horror movies.

sometimes it's ok to get a 48 hour ban on facebook for calling someone a cunt and telling them to fuck off and die. it's worth it

i do love my vyvanse she is so kind to me but it is kind of rude the way that she makes all food seem so disgustingly unappetizing for like 8 whole hours

i think one of the dumbest things about facebook is that it will just decide you have notifications turned on for some random page that you liked. i honestly hate when websites try to make decisions for me. if i wanted notifications turned on for their posts i would turn notifications on for their posts oh my god i just realized IM NOT EVEN FOLLOWING THIS PERSON? IVE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE? WHY AM I GETTING NOTIFICATIONS FOR THEIR POSTS

showed my friend who i've gotten into horror the silence of the lambs the other day and he said "i don't really get what all the fuss is about" chat NOOO i fucked up by showing him the modern ones first and the classics afterwards and now he's expecting his pants shitted from the goddamn silence of the lambs 😭😭😭

i really do like the office it is a good show but i never do rewatches because i feel like i never stop watching it. if you're on the internet you watch the office. even if you've never watched the office you watch the office. you know the main characters names and who they are coupled off with. you recognize the actors when they are in other things. you know about the dinner party and scott's tots. you watch the office. every day