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Raúl Esparza saying “Do you have a flag?” and fanboying over Suzy Eddie Izzard…… My God

#oh my god #raúl esparza #raul esparza #eddie izzard #this is the ultimate culmination of my years on this website

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tazatouille

i will get my freedom.

#iron lung

evydraws

15 May - Once more I have seen the count go out in his lizard fashion.

#dracula

em-doods

See ya digital gang

#the amazing digital circus

mametzwood

get thinged idiot

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jackhawksmoor

croaksac

HUGE developments in the big silly baby wearing fluffy pajamas fandom:

Oregon Zoo 05/30/26: This flouf is one of 15 healthy California condor chicks to hatch at our conservation center this season. A new record! #Condorable #KeepCalmAndCarrion

anthonycolonthree

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

moonlightingcurse

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PROJECT HAIL MARY | TAROT CARDS

#project hail mary

kimpossibooty

Sometimes I want to release my novel for free just for the sake of getting feedback since if I ever get it published I’ll be doing a heavy rewrite on it before I begin pitching but I’m 99% sure people only read free books online if they’re fanfic of some kind. Lauren suggested repackaging it as a Looney Tunes fanfic and that wouldn’t be the HARDEST sell in the world but I still don’t know if that would actually pan out

therollingpintoyourcleaver

What is actually about that you would be able to repackage it into Looney Tunes fanfic? 🫣 I'm really so curious now.

kimpossibooty

Well, you see, it would be easy to incorporate Looney Tunes into my book given that I did a normal thing and wrote a novel inspired by Looney Tunes to the point that I even marathoned old episodes for research. Other inspirations I can cite include The Dresden Files, Welcome to Night Vale, and Rude Tales of Magic.

It’s an urban fantasy comedy about three mid-20s freelancers in the supernatural troubleshooting world. They pick up what they think is going to be an easy case only to find themselves facing off with a chaos god with a penchant for Saturday morning television who curses the main character with cartoon physics. The relatively amateur paranormal gumshoes must now learn how to stop a deity before it plunges their world into never-ending mayhem, all while one of their own is being flattened by falling anvils on the daily.

It’s a short novel, about 53k words, and was written for NaNoWriMo the year our first child was born, so it was largely written under duress on my phone from a rocking chair in the night. It’s the beginning of a planned five-book series that I’ve been working on for five years now and is full of queer and disability representation.

It’s a project I’m incredibly proud of and passionate about, I just haven’t had the time and mental capacity to get back to it and do the rewrites I need to justify beginning the querying process again

kimpossibooty

It’s also tonally similar at points to how I wrote Target Retales for those of you who remember that project from a decade ago lol

kimpossibooty

Okay if I upload it for free to a site like Itch or Gumroad would you download it

Yes and probably read it too

Yes but immediately forget about it

Probably not

Remaining time: 9 hours 17 minutes

kimpossibooty

Okay SO I did it

The book is now available through Itch and Gumroad

Both are free so pick whichever site is more convenient for you but there are pay what you can options and Itch’s minimum payout is $5 and Gumroad’s is $100 so if you feel like buying me a coffee for the read I’d suggest Itch or I’ll almost certainly never see it

Anyway I’m doing this because I think this version of the book has reached its end and before I move forward with it I’ll be rewriting the majority of it so I feel fine sharing this BUT the core of the book will be the same, same general plot, same concepts, a lot of the same goofs and gags, so if you do take a look and have any thoughts on like if the idea of an urban fantasy meets Looney Tunes book actually works I would love to know!

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sleepy-crypt1d

pissed off

enjoy my shitty image to attempt to convey the feeling i have been tormented with for weeks

#house of leaves #backrooms #the amazing digital circus

saltwater-goldfishy

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

raviolireptile

I had to draw this

#project hail mary

curlymcclain

the crazy thing about doctor who is that it really is the best show ever for 30 seconds at a time. you never know when those 30 seconds will be. sometimes they happen multiple times in a single episode and sometimes you wait years and years and years. and the best part is those 30 seconds are surrounded by the worst show ever, which is also doctor who

tiktoksthataregood-ish

casuallyodd

Both of these tags are right. I love when a cat will just put up with your silly human games. They love you and know you love them and are just happy with you.

notkatniss

ok i lied im crying lmfao

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notkatniss

Millennial abuse

aphrostiel

t'pura: messages from the stars

(inspired by the prettiest tv ad ever)

#star trek

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