Going backwards, sideways.

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

feminism is about blunts and weed. its about smoking marijuana, and as much of it as you can get your hands on

I genuinely believe that the new SW trilogy wouldn’t have flopped out into irrelevance like it did if they hadn’t dumped Finn on the side of the freeway like a new pet rabbit the week after easter

Anyway in my heart Finn became a Jedi alongside Rey and inspired a Stormtrooper insurrection and Kyle Ron went back to his mom like he should have day fucking one and that angry redhead dude blew up with the star destroyer and Poe got to make it happen and at the end Rey doesn’t give a shit who her bitch ass non-palpatine parents might have been because she gets her new family like she needed and palpatine stays dead at the bottom of his musty hole like he should have and Finn and Poe give each other approximately 130% the amount of lingering meaningful looks and then one of their run-together-to-reunite moments results in a heat-of-the-moment make out like it should have and Luke and Leia meet in person a minimum of once so she can sibling slap him at least once for being a useless dramatic old hermit for a billion years and tell him to get the Chanel boots back on and stop being a sad hobo and then for no reason at all there is an ewok style moon of Endor forest party at the end like God intended

It's bad that women are expected to wear make up btw

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

*1am on a worknight voice* why is the Among Us show good

*finished Among Us episode 1 voice* ........................why is it Good

*1am on a different work night voice* *just finished all 10 episodes* ..............why was it good

There was a post literally talking about this and how tumblr was nuking trans account but right as I tested it, my app closed out. It was working perfectly fine earlier. Staff you are fucking wretched

good luggage goes in the fun bubble