Going backwards, sideways.

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

another bygone tumblr era i miss was the rise POST CANCELLED THEYRE PLAYINF THE SEVERANCE THEME AT THE COFFEE SHOP WHAT THE FUCK

ITS A TRAP REMIX OF THE SEVERANCE RHEME????!! ON VALENTINES DAY??!!

they went right back to mumford and sons shit immediately after it ended what the fuck was that..

you ever just lie on the floor. not because anything is wrong. just because the floor is there and it's flat and for some reason that's exactly what your body needs right now. floor time is sacred.

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

Additional Audio Description: when the person picks up the cat, it makes a a polite squeak of indignation

I need my weird alone time or I will explode