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this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

The moral of Death Note is that cops raise evil children

i was made to sit on your lap

you are my mutual and to some extent my wife

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

thank god for breasts *remembers im atheist* thank science for breasts

ok computer show me men in pain

a trap song with the rapper growing increasingly concerned about all the gun sound effects in the music 

if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.