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excusethequality

While watching a DVD from the library my TV popped up a message saying to press a button if I wanted to watch this from additional providers.

It's never done that before so I looked it up and turns out Roku TVs have added all sorts of creepy things in the privacy section since I last checked.

One of which being they take screenshots from what you're watching and send them to third parties to identify it.

Fucking hell! Remember when every fucking device in your life wasn't a spy implanted in your home and working against your interests to try and sell your data? Remember how nice that was??

Remember when the TV was just a tool that would play the things you plugged into it?

Why must the future suck SO much?

excusethequality

TVs collect a huge amount of data. Here's how to use privacy settings to limit the surveillance on TVs from LG, Samsung, TCL, and every othe

A good rundown on what each brand of TV is up to and which settings you should turn off.

anarchistmemedistro

lytefoot

PSA - Do not buy an LG smart TV. They just added a line to their terms of use that it's the user's responsibility to inform any guests in their house that by entering they consent to be recorded, in order to comply with wiretapping laws. That thing is literally recording you.

You can find tutorials online telling you how to open that thing up and physically remove the mic and wifi module. Frankly I don't trust anything less.

mookimooks

Please watch the Gamers Nexus video on LG Smart TV's and monitors! It's basically malware at this point.

#FFS

trilliath

when you're writing the filthiest kinks you've got and it's horny as fuck but you're making yourself cry because it's actually about the goddamned fucking trust and the intimacy of it all

wheeloffortune-design

my publisher: Good morning! Huh did you advertise for the pre-sale yesterday? Because we launched twelve hours ago and we already made sales!

me: yeah, i posted on tumblr

publisher: .........tumblr?

me: that's where the gays are.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western)

wheeloffortune-design

update

publisher: And what is your marketing strategy on... tumblr?

me: idk, i shitpost at 2am?

publisher: .....and it works?

me: depends on what the gays find funny at that point in time.

publisher: Could I have a link to your tumblr?

me: .......absolutely not.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western where 50 year old women kiss and murder)

wheeloffortune-design

update!

publisher: I've been looking into tumblr, have you thought of using Blaze to promote your book?

me: NO

publisher: But it seems like an efficient way to get this in front of more eyes-

me: people on tumblr hate Blaze.

publisher: There is no algorithm and you can't pay to promote a post? I don't understand how anyone advertises anything on tumblr.

me: That's the best part. They don't. They can't.

(trying to make him understand that we do not control the attention. We just have to show something shiny and gay enough and if people are interested, they'll reblog.)

(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a deconstruction of the colonialist cowboy mythos dressed up as a sapphic romance.)

#fascinating

biglawbear

I'm instituting a new policy of "if I can't easily read your crusty scanned PDF then I'm sending it back to you, telling you to get your shit together and save your .docx as .pdf, and causing snakes to manifest inside your house"

christaaah

this but also if you are in accounting and you have an Excel file please do not save it as a PDF or take a screenshot of it and then paste it into another Excel file

biglawbear

I take it back whatever you have going on is way worse than what I was dealing with holy shit

firstbornsons-deactivated202605

@thesummoningdark hello?????

thesummoningdark

yeah no this is a real thing an actual human being said to me

biglawbear

Good afternoon to everyone in the notes having a horrible time! Y'all are fighting demons I never knew existed!! I think every person that makes you do stupid time wasting shit like this because they refuse to learn basic computer literacy should be fired!!

emi--rose

@redsesame

#I was recently handed a print out an excel file with twenty columns #and was told to use the file to address a stack of envelopes #Each column cut off after about six letters #I was not allowed access to the real excel file for ‘security reasons’#Never mind that mail merge exists for exactly this purpose #the address would have been like Mr Aaro- 123 Nor- Birmin- BR12 1E-#that’s not making it to its intended destination

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swagophile

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

most-sane-classicist

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

silverbackwolf14

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

#seems extremely accurate #the penguin is only hung one month a year and then all his hair falls out

herpsandbirds

Out of the following, which is your favorite soup?

Lentil Soup

Split Pea Soup

Gazpacho

Minestrone

Chicken Noodle

Some kind of mixed Vegetable Soup

Tom Kha Gai

Some kind of Noodle based Soup

Tortilla Soup

Some kind of Seafood based Soup

Some kind of Cream of some kind of Vegetable

Egg Drop

Voting ended onAug 12

Please add context, more detail, or add one not on here in the comments or notes!

#pea & ham or spiced parsnip but I can’t have either any more #the only soup I can eat is tomato 😔

liberalsarecool

Data centers have a very limited lifespan but their consequences will be felt for generations.

#we were taught about this in 90s UK schools as if the US was especially foolish #no one ever mentioned what we did to the fens in the 1600s #our ecological disasters are older and smaller but also dumber

idc0o

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

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evidently-endless

modern hamlet making aggressive eye contact with his uncle as he picks the lion king for family movie night

bodhimcbodeface

I need a Thank u Mr Terry tag

spiffybug

#thank you mr terry#thinking something isn't doing it and doing is all people see#and deep down it means that when the ugly thought reared its head to be realized#you stood up in front of that ugly hurtful thought and said 'sit down'

Pardon me, but I needed to read your tags tonight.

discworld-heritage-posts

Discworld Heritage Post

Non-writers think we’re crazy when we complain about the characters just doing whatever they want, but I’ve honestly spent the last four thousand words fighting this absolute rat bastard.

No, don’t break the tension with a joke. Just continue the conversation, don’t have another nervous breakdown. For fucks sake, why are you like this?

Meanwhile his hyper-intelligent moron is also making jokes at the worst possible time, except when he’s wandering off down a new tangent every other paragraph.

The worst part is I keep trying to edit out the stupidity and yet somehow they’re adding more. I hate them so much.

#I am extremely tired and demotivated #forever living in the Just Do The Thing strip from Hyperbole & a Half #fortunately no one is expecting an update but omfg I hate them #blogging like it’s 2012

hux-loves-him

@pangur-and-grim i am still nowhere near normal about this book

#I don’t want him dead just very bloodied

surprisemoose

What kind of Millennial™️ are you?

Avocado toast millennial

I am bird watcher now.

I ran a marathon for fun?

Yes, I am currently working on five fiber art projects…

Other millennial stereotype that I will write in the tags.

I am unfortunately not part of the greatest generation aka here for the result

Remaining time: 2 days 18 hours

Please share!

#fiber arts was ten years ago #avocado toast was five years ago #currently bird watching #gonna get into woodworking next

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peachpulpeuse

IF YOU SEE ANY PAINTING BY "EMILE CORSI" ON HERE, DO NOT REBLOG IT THINKING IT'S REAL AND FROM THE 1800s. IT IS AI-GENERATED AND EMILE CORSI IS NOT A HISTORICAL FIGURE

examples:

tattedpetticoats

And if you love the vibes and wish you could find something similar painted by a real person, let me introduce you to John William Waterhouse, on whose work the AI was definitely trained:

laziestgirlintown

Corsi is not real

John William Waterhouse official site

John William Waterhouse wikipedia

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