every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it

hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

oh, honestly I was planning on reopening the same wounds again and again and again and again and again and again and again

the problem is that going to bed at night feels like a chore whereas lying down for a forbidden nap at 4pm feels like the pinnacle of decadence

And then it becomes part of the environment, That’s Just Where it Lives, until a bout of cleaning hyperfixation where you have to concentrate really hard on The Thing and the curse is broken.

The pillow has been behind the radiator for a solid two months

this is exactly what its like and i dont fucking know how to explain this to neurotypicals in a way theyll understand

This is why Mr. Fry will always have a seat at my table.

Amen.

I was having a conversation about religion with this guy and he asked me what I would do if I got into heaven and had to sit next to God. I told him I wouldn’t take the seat.

The Good Place’s take on morality is so important to me. It never suggests that being good is easy or straightforward - quite the opposite - but it says, over and over again, that we need to try because we’re all people and we all matter.

apparently people are annoyed because the thor in the new god of war looks like a strongman instead of a bodybuilder lmao

and they made his hair red (which is historically accurate to the myth)? Wig

What an absolute lad.

The funny/sad thing is that apparently way back in the day when Thor, Loki and Odin appeared in Sandman, Neil Gaiman said that there were irate Marvel fans that were mad that Thor was depicted as a kinda loutish guy with red hair rather than the image of Avenger!Thor (blond, winged helmet, formal Shakespearean dialogue) they were used to.

Finally, some good fucking depictions of strong dudes

People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me

70% of the planets surface is undrinkable uninhabitable death water that sharks love. How is that a human-centric design.

But everybody knows that the REAL reward for finishing a side quest is to have it off the quest list and its markers removed from the map.

#we play video games to enjoy wildest fantasies#and mine? is to cross shit off my todo list

What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?

yes please.  this would be a great day for this to come true

When I was a kid, I couldn’t imagine how ‘May you live in interesting times’ could be a curse. But now I would so love to not have a year’s worth of news happen every week. PLEASE.

likes to charge, reblog to cast

I REFUSE TO MUZZLE MY FEET WITH SHOES AND PUT A CLOTH OVER MY GENITALS IN THIS MCDONALD'S.