nd enby on the loose

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

First my sister, now relentless Tumblr ads. Stop telling me to find Jesus! Im Jewish! I don't care that you lost him again, that's your problem!

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

People who write wlw should acknowledge more how two sets of boobs just constantly squeeze each other uncomfortably when snuggling.

I love the idea that the Lady of the Lake is an ancient naiad who is several thousand years old and Merlin has lived the lifespan of an average human and they’ve been in a situationship for decades but now it looks completely reprehensible because he is visibly an 80 year old man and she looks 20 max. The same with her and Lancelot, it is like Colin Farrell and Angelina Jolie in Alexander, that is her son but he looks older than her and has for years. Guinevere boiling with rage at Lancelot getting forehead kissing from some beautiful young maiden but that is his mommy.