Please Don't Squeeze The Shaman

Guess who's brother is fully aware of diarrhea lettuce but picked up massive amounts of Taco Bell for his entire family anyway.

Hey man if we have to eat your diarrhea lettuce the least you can do is suck down some of our toxic smoke.

I didn't realize that like ALL of our provinces are on fire.

It sucks that inhaling this wildfire smoke has been the equivalent of smoking some cigarettes, but without the whole looking cool and relaxing part.

Half of the people waiting for the train are taking artsy apocalypse photos.

Put the mask on for the doctor's office, kept it on for the choking apocalyptic wildfire smoke outside.

I don't want to have to go back to see my oncologist tomorrow now that I'm living in denial that any of the last six months was real, but I am looking forward to giving my mom gossip about the clinical director who has become her blorbo from the hospital.