Deeply Bizzare and Anti-Man (Barbie)

one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

THE STRAIGHT BOYFRIENDS' ENCLOSURE

wow that’s really cool. Do you mind if i get soul-crushingly sad for a moment

hey u wanna know something crazy. i dont hate straight women.

I do think its 100% fine for straight women to be into two men fucking like its hot. why is this an issue.

"are you gonna take those pills the rest of your life?" you mean my molecules? why surely you wouldn't deprive me of my molecules. they are shaped exactly just so, you see. my molecules

do you know how hard someone had to work to make my molecules into their molecule shapes??

they invented a new shape of molecule just for me and you want me to what, not absorb it???

reblog to remind somebody about their molecules

people who shape molecules at their jobs found this post and they're in the notes being happy to be appreciated. go take your fucking molecules

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol

Dude. The NOISE. All I can think about is the noise. None of the animals will be able to survive there anymore.