Deeply Bizzare and Anti-Man (Barbie)

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

The thing about being a tumblrina is that you provide such valuable contributions to the broader internet ecosystem and you get zero compensation for that. They should be giving us airline miles

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

Its like how people who don't learn fire safety are brutally mauled and eaten alive by Smokey the Bear.