Deeply Bizzare and Anti-Man (Barbie)

can't believe it's only tuesday. it feels like it should be at least wednesday and honestly really thursday

Happy feels like it should be at least wednesday and honestly really thursday tuesday

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.

To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.

hey guys is there a nice wizard on tumblr or is it only the evil one

it’s just me

nickelodeon 2010s teen sitcom apartment decoration

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

I had to get my kidneys imaged a few years ago and the urologist somewhat breathlessly told me "you have absolutely beautiful kidneys." and tbh I've never felt hotter.