KetchupLaser

you're laughing. Those dogs were stuck on that large pile of snow until it melted into a tiny pile of snow and you're laughing

Poor @leadjockey its like they're still in the room

WOw I sure was not

this is proof God exists and loves us

*Plays Final Countdown on Kazoo hooked up to a 200 watt amp.*

Actually. It’s like $21. Y’all want me to get it? I already have the 100 watt tube amp. Thought it was 200 watt but apparently that’d be “Needless overkill”

Do it. Videograph it. Post it. Tag me.

You motherfuckers. Fine. Not like I’m doing much productive shit anyway. I’ll order it alongside my new holster, as soon as I find it. 

Looks like I’ve got a new instrument for my cyberpunk bard

@kasaron did you ever do this?

Firefox users, when you right-click to copy a URL, it will give you the option to "copy clean link" which does what prev describes for you automatically. 10/10.

the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

He didn't want to talk to you.

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.

I'm picking up a KitchenAid stand mixer tonight! We're almost there boys!

Over halfway there!

I just googled my own blog and i google AI has seemingly confused me with someone else 💀

I just did my name and was pleasantly surprised to see my art first and not memes