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my favourite type of fan fictions are like. Slightly canon divergent. Like everything is the same but we fix this one annoying detail you can’t stand and let it butterfly effect the whole story.
do yourself a favor and read “Oh God, Not Again!” by Sarah1281
it is a harry potter fanfic from like 2009, 160k words, 50 chapters
basically, adult Harry accidentally goes back in time and wakes up on his 11th birthday again, but with all his memories of the future intact
(the way he travels back makes no sense whatsoever but it doesn’t really matter)
harry decides upon 3 goals:
fuck up as much shit as possible
make a shitload of money
save some lives or whatever
it is
H I L A R I O U S
his go-to explanation for how he knows what’s going to happen?
he has a psychic scar
(hermione is SO PISSED about this)
(neville’s like “either he’s psychic, or he’s the greatest conman alive”)
everyone just sort of assumes harry’s insane and he doesn’t do much to dispute this
harry also decides to make it his mission in life to LOSE the house cup every year
“snape is my sole ally”
he also goes out of his way to befriend neville, ginny, and luna earlier this time, so they’re part of the gang throughout and it’s great
even draco is a friend!
(kind of)
(when harry’s not spreading a rumor that draco’s the lovechild of narcissa and snape, anyway)
harry’s motivation for everything he does in this story is basically, “oh, this will be hilarious”
either that or, “it’s probably a tax deductible”
because the way lockhart is written in this story is also amazing and harry ends up teaming up with him to merchandise The Boy Who Lived so he can have cash to burn
(so he gets a LOT of shit done via bribes)
it gets to the point where harry is able to convince everyone that he’s not the heir of slytherin…. because if he was, he’d have found a way to make money off of it
and everyone’s like “yeah ok that checks out”
in this timeline, neville’s boggart isn’t snape…. it’s harry as the minister of magic
harry also decides to make sure cedric lives by quizzing him constantly on what to do if he ends up in a graveyard
harry: by the way, that reminds me – cedric. graveyard.
cedric, not even really listening: run like hell.
the sheer magnitude to which harry does not give a fuck in this timeline is truly awe-inspiring
he mouths off to everyone, and i mean everyone. lockhart, snape, the dursleys, malfoy, friggin’ voldemort
everyone is like “what… what the fuck, harry”
(though by the end of first year it’s more like “… *deep sigh* … fine.
snape is so angry
it’s fucking hysterical and just about everyone ends up better off
“…But to my credit, I think I’ve managed to annoy him (Snape) so much that he’s somewhat stopped seeing me as my father and now sees me as my own extremely irritating person,“ Harry said proudly. With a little effort, he’d managed in one year what he previously hadn’t been able to accomplish in six.
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UPDATE because apparently not everyone has seen this yet the new and improved version of this is a MEGA folder: https://mega.nz/folder/kQBXHKwA#-osWRLNCXAsd62ln8wKa8w
Here you will find my direct live reaction to the greatest album of all time. I wrote it down in my notebook, so it's transcribed here. I will show you the pics, but don't even try reading, it's a mess. I might add some second listen thoughts in the future.
The Greatest
Great opener, just hits so good in the core.
The violins were like so unexpected but so nice.
Live will smash.
Written All Over Your Face
"The atmosphere is so COLD" (I loved the high note I think)
LARRY bc LARRY
THE FUCKING BASS!! Matt my angel
Ooooh wow oooh
Jonas Brothers vibes?
Bigger Than Me
You know I will shake my ass to this forever.
"I don't hear them anymore" FAVE (favorite lyrics of the song)
Fits great on the album up to now. (IT DOES BB)
Lucky Again
Fireproof's big sis. Yeah I have heard the leaks, deal with it. (I was full of energy still... poor bb)
"Cinema" has my heart. (I love the change)
OOH AHH
THE BASS and DRUMS
That riff at the second verse omg, synths? (Still don't know)
Boy I am so whipped for his voice.
Face the music
Guitar OMG Intro OMG
"YOUNG", "REALITY" (lyrics haha)
OMG OMG. What is this genre? MCR? No omg, ummm ( don't know what I wrote there)
Bbg? Stunts? This is quite gay?
Chicago
It's slow?????
Mummmm? (You will see me lose my mind hahha)
OH? My heart omg! This is giving soft rock this is just omg
THE Fucking chorus
I know it's not that, but it gived me unrequited love vibes.
VIOLINS
All This Time
Oh? OMG The jump scare
Omg? Yes king, whisper in my ear
That lift! Road trip vibes.
What is this about?
Damn that lift is just wow
Christmas vibes hahahha sorry
Not my fave but so cool.
OOMS
Change up from last song but not that abrupt. (I liked the transition)
"I am only half of what I think I could be." Yes king, me too, quarter maybe. (Lol I was just vibing here)
The bridge has my heart
Banger.
Headline
Oh love that (intro)!! Dancing in the moonlight??
Groovy omg love
Road trip vibes
"Shortest forever"? High school babe?
Writing playlist yep (so great for writing)
Saturdays
Oooh love that intro
I'm a simp for Louis' voice (who would have thought?)
The guitar riff PAIN
PAIN. PAIN for 1.20 minutes already.
AAAH "Some things change"
That BASS that comes in
VIOLINS (it will get worse my girl)
I'm pretty stable today (mentally), but DAMN
WTF!!
Louis bro? The fuck? Have mercy
Don't end like that. Don't do that to me
Silver tongues
This after.... (Saturdays), bro
Talking in the next song. I'm overstimulated
SIBWAWC
Oh no (she says before clicking on the song)
Oh? "Yeah"? Okay?
I froze for a sec
Omg omg omg
Omg I have no words (omg apparently)
"Surrounded by light"? (me stunned)
Oh my
"ARE WE ME OR ARE WE YOU"... wow omg
Common People
Lou, I'm overstimulated, please don't hurt me? (Poor bb, you will cry)
Ah, oh no
Oh no
Oh no no no "oooh"
Oh my heart
Fuck! The bridge/end OMG
The guitar solo, don't, I, please, omg
Angels Fly ♡
Oh no
Please no
FUUUCK
... well... I'm done... Give Louis a Grammy, give him the world... I'm crying this... I can't (the chorus really killed me if that wasn't clear)
Holding Onto Heartache
How am I supposed to move on. Louis please make my ass shake.
Oh no, okay? Oh.... love the guitar. Summer (vibes)
Oh? Lyrics... he's a god.
He oooh's in this album
Road trip vibes again
OH, the bridge... boy help me. Fucking good.
TTWLG
Love love
My friends' exact words... pain (a lyrics)
LYRICS
"OOHH AAHH"!!!!
FUCKING VIOLINS (I have clearly lost it here)
I CAN'T ANYMORE. Mom pick me up, Louis is hurting me.
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the experience of “oh that’s YOUR thesis?!” or “hey wait that’s YOU eating mayonnaise out of the jar??????” when you connect the dots after following in both places
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