ADamnDisgrace

in the club getting psychosexual

I really hope attenborough just keeps going, I hope he hits 200 but everyone is too nervous to like bring it up or study him or whatever cuz it's david attenborough

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

mike’s hard bubble tea

It’s just marbles

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them

Official ominous bumper sticker

me dissociating after eating two AA batteries