I was drunk and angry and stupid. -And blogging. -And blogging.

Today I feel French

Today I feel tired

Today I feel bone tired

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

Any time I see Nijntje being referred to as Miffy online I get a lil angy. That's Nijntje... I grew up watching her on TV and reading her books. I went to college with her in Utrecht, Netherlands. Her name is Nijntje..... Who decided she should be called something else. And why? Just because English speakers would get a migraine trying to pronounce Nijntje? I don't care........

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

The Hat Man is our greatest export

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

got an ad on instagram for a group of beatles impersonators that hire out for events and all the comments were asking if they hired them would the paul and john kiss

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep