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you can't have your hitter as your mastermind in a heist/con situation. the mastermind's job is to have a plan, and the hitter's job is to make sure everyone gets out alive. these are separate and exclusive roles. the hitter cannot have any emotional stake in the plan. their job is to make sure everyone gets out alive even if it means saying 'fuck it' to the plan and ruining everything. a hitter cannot be thinking about the plan basically ever at all because they need to be counting exits and obstacles between those exits and where every member of the team is at all times. they cannot be distracted by the plan because they need to be fully focused on how to get everyone out if it all goes wrong.

"Here’s a trick I learned during the Obama presidency for handling certain types of political labels. Take, as an example, the Tea Party claim that Obama is a Communist. Don’t take the word of the person making the claim (Tea Partiers). Don’t rely on the rebuttal of the target (Obama), because that will just be dismissed. Go to the group itself (Communists) and ask them. Ask an actual Communist if Obama is a comrade and see how they answer. Watch as they laugh at you, then explain in great detail how they wish there was a Communist in the White House, but here’s a long and exhaustive list of why that just isn’t so. Now apply this logic to the claim that Hillary is pretty much the same as a Republican. Ask an actual Republican if they think Hillary Clinton is one of them. Watch them laugh, and then explain in the same exhausting detail why that just isn’t so. Some of them might concede that she’s better than Trump, but that’s not the same thing. Finally, go ask a White Supremacist if Trump is one of them. As they excitedly explain how Trump is the guy they’ve been waiting for all these years, and how he’s really empowered their movement, use this to guide how you will be voting in November."