BEHOLD! ART!

This is not an exaggeration.  Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

My two greatest fears are permanence and change

Wait I forgot about the strong as fuck ice mummy

Be yourself so ppl looking for u can find u

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

Warning: advice that "you have to leave your comfort zone to grow" is meant for people who are IN their comfort zone the majority of the time. If you rarely/never feel comfortable and safe, you actually need to get more comfortable and safe before you can grow 👍

you need to oscillate between your comfort zone and your discomfort zone, like going between a sauna and a icy lake

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

Extracting from the original tags: this is an 8 minute exposure — it was indeed pitch black

I’m imagining this is what it looks like to elves and others with darkvision.

Oh god the quality of light there is REALLY unsettling. Do Not Want.

Almost-Naked Man Swinging A Guitar At Various Foes Like Some Sort Of Misplaced Medieval Warrior is one of my favorite bonnie tyler videos

taking a moment to appreciate the greatest music video of all time bc we just lost an icon😔

Wish I knew how to edit the orb pondering image so it's dance fucker dance john arbuckle inside the orb.