New pinned post bc i didnt like the old one anymore
Hello welcome to the blog. You can call me Neuron or Jesse or give me a nickname.
I’m an adult Trans man (i love my transfem/trans woman sisters as well as my nonbinary siblings, and am very vocal about this.) On T since 10th Feb. 2026.
I block very very liberally. TERFS slash Radfems and their like are not welcome here. If i dislike you you’re probably blocked already. (Note: i also block people who make romantic remarks about AIDAN from the illuminae files on my original posts. They make me uncomfortable, i self ship with him.)
I don’t care if you hate men. However, if you go out of your way to imply that you hate trans men, i will block you. I don’t care how close we are. (I disagree with the term transandrophobia in its current definition, but do believe that trans men experience a unique discrimination to them on the basis of having lived as women before their transitions. If you disagree with this i’m not arguing with you about it, just block me.)
i tag nsfw and suggestive posts with the two words i used to describe this content. Jokes are excluded. I am happy to tag anything, but i need to be told about it. I am not a mind reader!
bluesky link since the tumbl seems to be imploding
Tagging system + etc;
#sounds of a jesse : Original posts or text additions to reblogs i’ve made. Includes my own art if you filter by photo
#aidanposting : The character (tm) tag
#birb : birds. Yup
#funny file : funny posts for a giggle
#fav : the hall of fame
#save : similar to the above but more useful. Stuff like tutorials, guides, etc
#robotfucker approved : robotsssssss. For totally innocent reasons.
#art inspo : what it says on the tin
#classifiles : nsfw tag
#egg n cheese island : imagine the worst crossover you can, now add robots. Tomodachi life: living the dream misadventures featuring my ocs, some canon characters, and telenovela levels of drama.
Most fandoms will be tagged as either their whole name (such as: lobotomy corporation) or shortened (lobotomy corp). I have adhd and always forget which tag i used.
i have a ton of ocs whom i unfortunately suck at talking about, you can find most of them on my toyhouse and or artfight profile. You’re always free to send unsolicited asks about them. I love talking about my little freaks<3
General interests include Technology (incl. Linux, i run the new @tux-official ) Science fiction (especially artifical intelligence and machine learning. (I HATE LLMs AND GENAI. I AM NOT A TECHBRO). Birds, Literature, Kandi, (Rally) House music, Neurology, Art.
specific media interests include The illuminae files, Cyberpunk 2077, project hail mary (film, book is on the tbr!) Terminator, Portal 2, Murder Drones, Lobotomy Corporation, D:BH, Dispatch, Animal Crossing: new horizons, lancer (ttrpg), Horizon Zero Dawn and forbidden west, MLP, ENA, and more.
The only music artists i follow Religiously are the bands Bad Suns, KMFDM and the artist Nuphory.
I generally enjoy rally house, DnB, dubstep, some indie pop, and yes, the 2010s hits of europe. Sue me i’m basic.
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It's not just that they're doing corruption, but they're doing the kind of corruption that is basically "guy hands over a cartoon money sack with dollar signs on it" corruption.
if you keep stepping on somebody's toes for a long time at minimum they're probably going to start really hating you and at maximum you might cause them lasting damage.
if you do it on purpose you're a dick. if it's on accident but you keep doing it that person is still going to be mad at you because you don't care enough to try not to step on their toes
if you give a grovelling begging apology after accidentally stepping on somebody's toes one time you're going to make the whole thing awkward, but not giving a quick "sorry" before moving on is still kind of rude.
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This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out
It DOES have a sign. It turns on when it detects something too tall for the bridge. It even flashes. And the traffic lights will go red to get people to stop when it detects an over height vehicle so they read the signs. (note this lovely example where the lights are red, because the truck thought it was better than the lights)
every time I see this post I've forgotten how clearly signposted the canopener bridge is, and every time it hits me like a truck (hitting the canopener bridge and getting the top of its trailer ripped asunder)
Important update, out of curiosity I went to look at The Can Opener on google maps and discovered that they have since opened a THEMED FOOD TRUCK PARK RIGHT NEXT TO THE BRIDGE
Sit down and crack open a cold one and if you're lucky the bridge will crack open a cold one with you.
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glad that at no point did any of the flowers question that humans didn't have "gender" at all (when they even questioned their eyes and tails status)
and we can put to rest the fandom idea that all humans in utdr are just born without gender and the protagonists aren't actually trans and a trans narrative or reading of them could never be meaningful
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i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing
"can you take care of this" i already did. an hour ago. i'm the fastest secretary in the west. i am the swiftest gazelle sprinting on the field of schedules and phone calls and emails. secretariat? the triple crown record holder? that was me too. seabiscuit get fucked. turning you to glue. i redid your dumbass filing system while i was at it. fuck with me
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