what up what up i’m ACEY and i’m the bad lesbian representation you truly deserve on your dash
they/them, butch dyke, lesbian-as-gender, masc-presenting but fem-aligned if that makes sense
whole-ass adult, 33 (2/18)
world’s most useless lesbian (source: the group chat)
writer and occasional artist
pretentious film major (focus in screenwriting)
autistic and awesome for it, with a variety of special interests
cartoon appreciator
known femslash enjoyer and trash shipper
occasionally horny on main (but i tag that shit)
my favorite things include they might be giants, steven universe, taskmaster, rats, my precious son boy allowed philly cheesesteak, and Women
no really i love all of those things so much
ask me about tmbg or su and you WILL get an impassioned infodump and i will relish every moment
winner of the "was right about pearl this whole time" trophy, burdened by having the Most Correct Pearl Opinions forever ama
queen of godawful trash hell pearlrose (the kind where everyone kinda sucks)
unhinged pearlmethyst tinhatter (they're divorced and reconciling you can't change my mind)
world’s okayest flansburgh stan (or stansburgh)
semi-notorious fanfic writer
lapsed homestuck
accidental cat dad (the aforementioned philly, bestest babiest boi)
currently attempting to blog the entire simpsons and slowly writing a dumb pearlmethyst road trip humanstuck
yes, i’m the one who wrote pearl, interrupted/wrote the two trucks sonnet/fucked up some homestuck shrinky dinks one time
no that's not alison bechdel in my pfp (but yes that is the joke)
ao3: TellEmTheStoryRaindrop
youtube: Acey!
substack: aceynickel.substack.com (home of simpsons sundays!)
letterboxd: aceyyy
art blog: @duendedefined
writing blog: @tellemthestoryraindrop
want me to blog an episode of literally anything over on my substack? you can commission me here!
blog policies, notes, etc.
i tag pretty thoroughly (including content warnings) but i generally don't take requests except from friends, sorry!
askbox is open please send me questions about my fanfics and/or fun material to riff on
bigots and bullies will be blocked on sight. so will general assholes who bother me enough. aside from that anyone can interact idgaf
minors are free to follow (just don't be weird and like…don’t expect me to follow back) but please do remember that i'm a grown-ass adult and sometimes make dirty jokes on here and reblog questionable content! be sure to block #nsfw to avoid nsfw images and #mildly nsfw to avoid dirty text if you're following me while underage, i don't want any of us getting in trouble! and in general if i ever forget to tag a nsfw post let me know so i can fix it 🫡
i try to avoid political content on my blog because quite frankly i value my mental health and the discourse on this hellsite is abominable but for the record: i'm a democratic socialist and generally opposed to all bigotry and genocide and brutality and shit like that. also please fucking vote i'm begging you. and ice can suck my dick. and trans rights, obviously
i like hell content and messy relationships in fiction and i'm not about to stop but please just keep me out of your discourse. i am literally thirty or forty years old i'm too old for that shit. i know what i'm about, i know i live in the trash pile, and honestly it's pretty great. all my horrifying ideas are conceived by me going "hey wouldn't it be fucked up if this happened?" and running with it. if you don't like it then click away.
john hlans. burg bi sexu
here is a picture of my cat that @neurogabu edited
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