literally the universe experiencing itself

a symbol of very good luck for your future

happy fucking pride month we should never have ceded to let drag queens speak for trans women

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert

dude last night was techniques

laatnight i learned how

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

not even ... simp sons?

they’re not a nuclear family though, Graggle lives with them

ohh true. what about. hankle hill and his king family

LUANNE?????? MY QUEEN LUANNE?

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

not even ... simp sons?

they’re not a nuclear family though, Graggle lives with them

ohh true. what about. hankle hill and his king family

LUANNE?????? MY QUEEN LUANNE?

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

:33 < sighhhhh... is it pure enough for kokomo atleast? I need SOMETHING to look forward to....

Actually, Nepeta from Homestuck, you're good to come in